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laugh hard it's a long way to the bank

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Bert @bertnotburt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Netflix Presents - Lizzie Borden: A Love Story
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Bert @bertnotburt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
fluorescent rocks are so goddamn cool
willemite/calcite/franklinite under normal lightwillemite/calcite/franklinite under 254nm UV-C
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Bert @bertnotburt.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
"Their Hawk-Eye system apparently had a different sync..." NBC finding a way to make this Iowa's fault
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
ACTUALLY, IF YOU CONSULT THE NAVAL OBSERVATORY MASTER CLOCK,
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Bert @bertnotburt.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
lots of things can be true all at once: 1) Underwood is gonna give fans ulcers all year 2) Western got screwed and should have won 3) LOL W GO BLUE
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Bert @bertnotburt.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
build the Buchanan statue
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Bert @bertnotburt.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
@aceanbender.com AAAAACE ACE ACE WHAT WHAT
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Bert @bertnotburt.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
OH MY FUCKING GOD
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Bert @bertnotburt.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
i said when they won it all in 2023 that I wouldnt bitch about anything for 5 years and I'm sticking to it, you can't hurt me football
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Bert @bertnotburt.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
is Whittingham drunk?
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The Get Back Coach @thegetbackcoach.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
This is gonna hit like a freight train
Bronco Bowl in Week Four between Western Michigan and Boise State
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Bert @bertnotburt.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
well the offense is putrid, but at least the defense is falling apart now
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Bert @bertnotburt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Toledo trying to go 2-0 against Nick Sheridan
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Bert @bertnotburt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
TOLEDO
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Bert @bertnotburt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
toledo 👀
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Bert @bertnotburt.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
damn, i hope this spam number calls back 🧐
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Bert @bertnotburt.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Ha! eat shit Wordle 1,852 3/6* 🟨🟨⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟩⬛⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Guillotine Hunger Force @handle.invalid · 12/07/2026
i stand corrected
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Bert @bertnotburt.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
what a dumb sport
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
um, so everyone cheering on egypt in the world cup realizes how the pyramids were built right? but i guess that's a conversation you're not ready to have
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
if Egypt wins they should retroactively say that goal counted so the highlight of that run doesn't get forgotten
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Rory Roberge @roryroberge.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
No, it wasn't England, this time
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Serial Scare't @cerealscott.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Bartman does The Bartman for #ToonJune2026 day 27
My drawing of Bartman from The Simpsons in three different poses from the 'Do The Bartman' music video.
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
eating in mexico as a european has gotta be like hearing music for the first time
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Bert @bertnotburt.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
summer cut
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Bert @bertnotburt.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
is it really though? ideal?
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Bert @bertnotburt.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
oh no www.mlive.com/business/202...
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Cult-favorite burger chain to deploy hot slider vending machines nationwide
The plan is to post the kiosks in places where traditional restaurants may not be available.
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Bert @bertnotburt.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
this is insane and im going to be obsessed with it for at least a week www.instagram.com/reel/DXPdg38...
instagram.com
Instagram
Create an account or log in to Instagram - Share what you're into with the people who get you.
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Bert @bertnotburt.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
We mustn't dwell. No, not today. We can't...Not on Rex Manning day!
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a man in a pink shirt says we mustn 't dwell no, not today we can 't not on rex manning day
ALT: a man in a pink shirt says we mustn 't dwell no, not today we can 't not on rex manning day
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Bert @bertnotburt.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
MOTHER FUCKING GO BLUUUUUUUEEEE
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Bert @bertnotburt.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
is this good
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Yes! Ian Eagle said “Waiting for Cadeau!”
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Bert @bertnotburt.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
how long was he sitting on that "waiting for cadeau" line?
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Bert @bertnotburt.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
:(
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Bert @bertnotburt.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
lol. lmao even.
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Puke is already a Halloween Name @puke.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
A little on the nose for an American exclusive imo. Dashin' Desperadoes from 1993 has cowboys race to get the girl in splitscreen on Sega Mega Drive. Despite its exclusivity, you can slam the cartridge in a Japanese Mega Drive, where it changes the title to Rumble Kids #gaming #retro #Sega 🎮
From Game Informer #12, magazine advertisement for Dashin' Desperadoes on Sega Mega Drive, featuring the mildly upsetting clay renditions of the two cowboys as the box art

2 players! 
2 screens! 
2 cool!
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📎Wicked Lizzie🐸 @wicked-lizzie.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
#SheShed
Background American flag with AMERICA: THE LAND OF GUN CARE AND HEALTH CONTROL
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Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 15/03/2026
Happy March 15. Here is my favorite Ides of March meme:
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Scoutprime @scoutprime.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
LOL.... i wanted to hear JD getting booed at the Olympics and when i searched for it on YouTube i got this
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Bert @bertnotburt.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
I'd actually rather kms, Eureka. thanks for asking
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Bert @bertnotburt.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Did Stafford ride Cooper Kupp to his only Super Bowl? My Column:
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Bert @bertnotburt.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
suspended from the other site again 😅
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Bert @bertnotburt.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
this game is bullshit, of course that's a word
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
You can say Merry Protein again
Social media post from the White House with a dark, just flat-out sinister image of RFKj with meme font saying “WE ARE
ENDING THE WAR ON PROTEIN”

Seriously the picture is fucked up
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 10/01/2026
Completely unfair to say Indiana's making Oregon look like Alabama. Oregon has a touchdown
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Bert @bertnotburt.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
this is such a unique situation because like everyone is rooting for Indiana as if they're an underdog because of their history, but it's not like a Cinderella run in basketball because they're so obviously the best team in the country this year. They're Butler & Duke at the same time.
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Bert @bertnotburt.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Indiana might never lose another game in history
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Bert @bertnotburt.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
this game is getting oogly
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Pa-‘Trick-Or-Treat’ Barron 🐻〽️ @bluebarronphoto.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Indiana on pace to win 2,290-0 which feels about right
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Bert @bertnotburt.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
leaving you poors behind in 2025 😎💰
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