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@bertnotburt.bsky.social
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laugh hard it's a long way to the bank

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Bert @bertnotburt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
gonna start saying this all the time
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Bert @bertnotburt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Netflix Presents - Lizzie Borden: A Love Story
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Bert @bertnotburt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
fluorescent rocks are so goddamn cool
willemite/calcite/franklinite under normal lightwillemite/calcite/franklinite under 254nm UV-C
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Bert @bertnotburt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Toledo trying to go 2-0 against Nick Sheridan
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Bert @bertnotburt.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
damn, i hope this spam number calls back 🧐
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Bert @bertnotburt.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
summer cut
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Bert @bertnotburt.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
is it really though? ideal?
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Bert @bertnotburt.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
is this good
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Bert @bertnotburt.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
I'd actually rather kms, Eureka. thanks for asking
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Bert @bertnotburt.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
this game is bullshit, of course that's a word
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Bert @bertnotburt.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
leaving you poors behind in 2025 😎💰
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Bert @bertnotburt.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
haircut
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Bert @bertnotburt.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
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Bert @bertnotburt.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
we postin plates?
thanksgiving plate
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Bert @bertnotburt.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
this is not a flattering sweater 😒
Look at this fat pumpkin man. Happy Thanksgiving, Fatty.
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Bert @bertnotburt.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
what is this because it isnt football
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Bert @bertnotburt.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
have you considered moving to Australia?
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Bert @bertnotburt.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Gus Johnson every time Indiana throws the ball
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Bert @bertnotburt.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
brb, scarring myself for life
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Bert @bertnotburt.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
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Bert @bertnotburt.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Named by a pirate describing how much he ate inside
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Bert @bertnotburt.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
what a terrible option for your rotating backgrounds, Microsoft. I thought my laptop screen was fucked
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Bert @bertnotburt.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
if you chew them they are toxic apparently, I wouldn't risk swallowing them whole either though lol. they're fairly large and you should be able to pick them out easily enough
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Bert @bertnotburt.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
have you ever had a cherimoya? the inside is like a pudding texture. it's been a while since i had one but I like to cut them in half, freeze them a bit, and then eat them with a spoon right out of the rind like ice cream - this reminded me of them lol
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Bert @bertnotburt.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
I actually just had to submit this appeal to a warning on reddit 🧐
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Bert @bertnotburt.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
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Bert @bertnotburt.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
I am extremely ready for Lady Columbo season 2
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Bert @bertnotburt.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
famously non-political media: Indiana Jones and Yellowstone
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Bert @bertnotburt.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
"didn't inhale" sure, sure 🙄
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Bert @bertnotburt.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
But we mustn’t dwell. No. No, not today. We can’t.
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Bert @bertnotburt.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Friday the 13th Knower thinks putting Pam Voorhees in the movie is "woke"
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Bert @bertnotburt.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Wofford Basketball be like
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Bert @bertnotburt.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
FOR SALE: 2023 Leaf - Pride of Michigan dual auto JJ McCarthy & Jim Harbaugh 35/202 - $500 shipped RTs appreciated
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Bert @bertnotburt.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
the "maybe a change of scenery is good for everybody" special
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Bert @bertnotburt.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
man fuck this year
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Bert @bertnotburt.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Elon's Twitter is fucking wild man, we got Sparty Nazi conspiracies now
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Bert @bertnotburt.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
no *you* need a haircut
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Bert @bertnotburt.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
a not-insignificant amount of my MAGA hate is that it makes it impossible for me to wear Red Wings hats anymore - the stadium series ones are slick
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Bert @bertnotburt.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
been obsessed with these, and just found out that they make pretzel twists in this flavor
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Bert @bertnotburt.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
this is *not* the time, Target!
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Bert @bertnotburt.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
i'm sorry ace. for the situation and this picture.
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Bert @bertnotburt.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
what do these lines that showed up on my fingernails mean? am i dying?
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Bert @bertnotburt.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
@luxeprogressive.bsky.social congratulations on your new Taco Bell partnership
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Bert @bertnotburt.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
this still doesn't feel real
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Bert @bertnotburt.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
draw me like one of your French girls
a white dog laying on a bed with absolutely no shame
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Bert @bertnotburt.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
downloaded rednote and this was the first video i got, is this them acknowledging all the new American accounts?
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Bert @bertnotburt.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
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Bert @bertnotburt.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
what credit union is this
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Bert @bertnotburt.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
good job with the AI news reporting MSN
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Bert @bertnotburt.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
this is where abstinence only sex education has gotten us as a country
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