bert @bertmcgirt.bsky.social · 21/05/2026The truth is I’m sometimes laughing more at an all caps LOL than I ever have with an lmfao 001 0
Reposted by bertPaul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 18/05/2025The music of Seinfeld, divorced from the show itself, is nothing short of disgusting. Imagine if the show didn’t exist but the music somehow did. Hearing it, your face would twist in angry revulsion 06651765 0
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bert @bertmcgirt.bsky.social · 02/05/2026@prettybadlefty.bsky.social covered it on Th3 Discourse this morning 👇 m.youtube.com/watch?v=wuY1... at 1:12:15m.youtube.com5/2: Fun HalfYouTube video by The Discourse w/ Brandon 000 0
bert @bertmcgirt.bsky.social · 02/05/2026The Scott Jennings crash out is great but dont sleep on Tim Pool losing his fucking mind over Animal Farm 220 0
Reposted by bertNiko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 29/04/2026I think the only way we get through the oops-all-AI era is making more things that are kind of shitty in a really good kind of way 113413 0
Reposted by bertBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 24/04/2026I'm crying, this is so funny, he has absolutely no idea. 1506223622707 0
Reposted by bertClaire Hummel 🔜 Lightbox Expo @shoomlah.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Made a fake Decker vs. Dracula VHS cover to bring to the @oncinema.bsky.social show this week! Started as a goofy little screenshot paintover and then I got VERY carried away: 2139766 0
bert @bertmcgirt.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Learned about this vile little emoji today due to unfortunate circumstances: 🦟 000 0
bert @bertmcgirt.bsky.social · 13/04/202620+ hours into On Cinema and I’m finally starting the trial ☺️ 000 0
bert @bertmcgirt.bsky.social · 06/04/2026None of my fav bands or comics come to Texas anymore 😩 @jamestalarico.bsky.social do something about this! 000 0
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bert @bertmcgirt.bsky.social · 02/04/2026“The Moon” was a film from the seventies, directed by Stanley Kubrick 000 0
bert @bertmcgirt.bsky.social · 29/03/2026Why didn’t anyone tell me that Grandma’s Boy became a hilarious MAGA guy 000 0
bert @bertmcgirt.bsky.social · 29/03/2026I’ve been. Hacked by Iran and all my embarrassing photos have come to light 000 0
bert @bertmcgirt.bsky.social · 10/03/2026back spasms are kind of cute bc they’re trying to protect me 🥰 like a very stupid dog that gets scared and sometimes bite u 010 0
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bert @bertmcgirt.bsky.social · 07/03/2026I just started watching The X-Files for no reason and this show rules. What the heck 000 0
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Reposted by bertDavid_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 06/02/2026Clapping my flippers together and honking like a harbor seal when a Super Bowl ad for a condiment or gambling app featuring two celebrities unexpectedly reveals a third celebrity as its punchline. Bouncing a ball around on my snout. My wife has to throw me a herring to get me to calm down. 615770791 0
Reposted by bertOn Cinema at the Cinema @oncinema.bsky.social · 06/02/2026All hail the King. 1027644 0
bert @bertmcgirt.bsky.social · 26/01/2026www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7f9...youtube.comHe Was a Guitar Player and Now Plays Machinegun in VietnamYouTube video by Release - Topic 010 0
bert @bertmcgirt.bsky.social · 25/01/2026Watching a lot of @timheidecker.bsky.social and it’s helping 001 0
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Reposted by bertPaul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 20/01/2026I will ONLY watch football games where the Army plays the Navy and whoever loses I will NO LONGER support as a troop provider 164121 0
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![VHS clamshell, back cover, featuring screenshots from the movie
Decker vs. Dracula
Despite its controversial production, DECKER VS. DRACULA remains a universally acclaimed classic ten years later. This 10th Anniversary Edition has been newly restored by the experts at the Victorville Film Archive, and is brought to your home theatre using state-of-the-art, industry standard VHS technology.
Featuring an All-Star cast, including James Dean (East of Eden, 3rd Annual On Cinema Oscar Special), Gregg Turkington (Deck of Cards, Ant-Men 1 & 2), Joe Estevez
(Werewolf), Tim Heidecker (The Fantastic Four, Decker: Classified, Decker: Port of Call Hawail, Decker: Unclassified, Decker: Unsealed, Decker: Mindwipe), and Marc Proksch (celebrity impressionist), DECKER VS. DRACULA is a timeless masterpiece where horror meets action in a blood-curdling VFX showcase.
Follow along as Special Agent Jonathan
Kington thwarts Dracula's plan to destroy the world, alongside his colleagues Special Agent Jack Decker & President Jason Davidson.
2015, 52 minutes, Hi-Fi Stereo, Unrated
SPECIAL FEATURES:
• Theatrical Trailer
• The "Lost Episodes"
• Never before seen Behind-The-Scenes footage
• Director's commentary from VFA Movie
Buff Gregg Turkington
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![A classic tweet from @kennykeil
[Bluto subtweeting after getting his ass whooped]
I don't know who needs to hear this but spinach isn't a personality](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:dwqmtoy5uzacqe3bt5ib44oo/bafkreidsxaapkreaeus7oqavtvgeqb6u6jnd57gcutdxtcw4mgluiszimi)