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Bernhard Werner

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Doctor of the Things of Nature Learning Technology Officer at Munich University of Applied Sciences Makes YouTube videos: youtube.com/@sumandproduct youtube.com/@untitleddevlog He/him. #IchBinHanna www.bernhard-werner.de

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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you ever wondered why visible light is those particular wavelengths, it's because life evolved to see in the narrow range where water is transparent
Diagram of absorption of emf by water. There's a gap right that dips in the 500 nm range
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David Barner @drbarner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A new paper, to appear in Dev Psych. Why do kids as old as 5 or 6 count parts of things as though they were whole objects? We argue that this is pragmatic failure due to kids' inability to access alternative descriptions like "piece of fork". osf.io/preprints/ps...
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Zoe TunnHELL ➡️ NYCC @zoewithasword.bsky.social · 13h
Happy Fullmetal Alchemist Day to all who celebrate
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Henry Segerman @henryseg.bsky.social · 16h
New video, on a surprising linkage motion that showed up when I was playing with chains of bevel gears. youtu.be/ujEZUFNgf50
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A mysterious extra movement
YouTube video by Henry Segerman
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Der Körper @derkoerper.ggor.de · 20h
Der Körper kommuniziert mit der Natur, verbraucht bereits in Ruhe einiges an Kalorien (Grundumsatz), verwandelt sich in ein aufgewühltes Molekulargebräu und glänzt geradezu metallisch.
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lit_patches @litpatches.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"The Princess and the Pea" by Hans Christian Andersen but now you can join our Discord server to get access to the experimental branch
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MHDante @mhdante.com · 02/10/2026
Hey, there's this game I helped make is 50% off!. Check it out! It's a fun exploration on what it's like to train a neural network. (This AI game has no generative AI in it)
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Save 50% on Little Learning Machines on Steam
Welcome to Little Learning Machines—a simulation where you train your real AI companions to solve challenges together, across whimsical islands. Shape their abilities and personalities while leveling ...
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Goh_billy @gohbilly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Attaching Marco from Metal Slug to my fan to bring out some Heavy Machine Gun action.
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Sebastian Lague @sebastianlague.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I built this very janky pen plotter recently, and have been having fun drawing various things with it (mostly contour maps) youtu.be/qyNWDzO6kKQ?...
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I Tried Making a Pen Plotter to Draw Maps of the Moon
YouTube video by Sebastian Lague
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Bernhard Werner @bernhard-werner.de · 02/10/2026
I'm chipping away on a video about cellular automata.
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Bernhard Werner @bernhard-werner.de · 02/10/2026
French fries + spaghetti is definitely something we need to popularise here.
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Jacob Aron @jjaron.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
arXiv limits people to 2 submissions a month, to hold back the tide of AI papers. Feels entirely sensible - today I happened to notice one person had submitted 3 papers, all AI-assisted, in September. Totally out of step with academic norms and simply not sustainable blog.arxiv.org/2026/10/01/u...
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Fair Moderation, Equitable Access, and AI: arXiv’s Updated Rate Limit Policy
arXiv, and the scientific community at large, are facing a watershed moment. Scholarly publishing is currently changing at a rapid pace, and we are seeing a…
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Phantom of Heilbronn, also referred to as the Woman Without a Face, was a presumed female serial killer whose existence was inferred from DNA evidence found at 40 crime scenes across Austria, France and Germany from 1993 to 2009.

In March 2009, investigators concluded that the supposed serial killer did not exist, and the DNA belonged to a woman who worked at a factory that made the cotton swabs used for collecting DNA samples
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Extreme Temperatures Around the World @extremetemps.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
HISTORIC WARM NIGHT IN GERMANY Absolutely insane MINIMUMs up to 19.6C ,higher than a typical July night. After breaking September High Min records yesterday,even in long term stations like Blankenrath,today records were smashed by 4/5C . Records also in France and Benelux.
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Chron 🇨🇦 @xhp.ca · 30/09/2026
Listen to The Board, folks
The Board from Control says "Support independent/lonely media as they are underfunded/poor yet essential"
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Mondo Mascots @mondomascots.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ieyasu-kun promotes Aichi Prefecture's historical spots. He wears golden armour, but he likes peace. He is slow and steady but occasionally gets excited when something good happens.
A mascot wearing golden armour stands on a red-carpeted stage in front of a screen.
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Smitner @smitner.studio · 30/09/2026
> update bios > boots first try > upgrade CPU and NVME > boots first try
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Katja Politt @lingucat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
f(x) is actually short for fhtagn of x
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Daniel Ziegener @danielziegener.de · 30/09/2026
Passend zum Tankrabatt wird das Deutschlandticket teurer, damit sich Autofahren in der Relation noch mehr lohnt. www.deutschlandfunk.de/neuer-preis-...
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Regional- und Nahverkehr - Neuer Preis des Deutschlandtickets wird festgelegt
Der neue Preis für das Deutschlandticket soll nach Presseinformationen heute festgelegt werden.
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Dr. Karen v. Mücke @vmuecke.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
„Ich hoffe, Sie bleiben uns noch lange erhalten!“ sagte heute eine alte Patientin beim Hausbesuch zu mir. Sie sieht fast nichts mehr. Ihr ist oft schwindelig und sie verlässt das Haus nicht mehr. Ärzte, die Hausbesuche machen, gibt es kaum noch. ⬇️
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
 
Characters
 
Hannah - Goat - Daryl and Seth's Daughter

Daryl - Bear - Hannah's Papa
 
Seth - Otter - Hannah's Dad
 
Panel 1
 
Setting - The dinner table of the Hardy-Softbell house.
 
Hannah's family is having dinner.
 
Hannah: WOW! Dinner is extra good.
 
Daryl: Thank you. I tried a new secret ingredient.
 
Panel 2
 
Seth puts on a cute happy face. The backgrounds shifts to a pink color with hearts floating all around them.
 
Seth: Is it LOVE?
 
Daryl's face remains emotionless.
 
Panel  3
 
Daryl looks at Seth and responds.
 
Daryl: Toasted sesame oil.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
Daryl: Love isn't a secret ingredient. I put love in everything.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
Panel 4
 
Daryl looks away.
 
Daryl: I used so much love and you never noticed.
 
Seth: I DID!
  
Daryl: From now on I'm putting sarcasm in yours.
 
Seth: NO!
 
Daryl: Yes.

Hannah is ignoring this and just browsing on her phone.
 
Hannah is ignoring all this and has pulled out her phone.
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Bernhard Werner @bernhard-werner.de · 28/09/2026
What do you mean they don't know Discord?!!
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Dr. Karen v. Mücke @vmuecke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Geheimdienst sollen künftig in bestimmten Fällen Arztpraxen heimlich betreten und abhören dürfen. Dann gilt das Patientengeheimnis nicht mehr. www.kbv.de/positionen/s...
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KBV - Kassenärztliche Bundesvereinigung
kbv.de - Stellungnahme der KBV zum Referentenentwurf des Bundesministeriums des Innern vom 5. Juli 2026
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Dr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave @wolven.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
So uhhhhhh… Apparently meta's muse "AI" is just straight up doxxing people to strangers on FB marketplace??? This has the potential to hurt so so many people, and I genuinely wonder how long before they roll out a fix for it.
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matt.j.robb & 16h (€) So muse handled my Facebook marketplace today. Just found out it told people my address and agreed a lowball price and then they showed up without it even telling me until late tonight that it messed up.

Absolutely wild. 1/2

[Embedded image of a series of text messages from a meta muse "agent" given the call sign "Jarvis" (Parts of first message obscured by its logo have been replaced with brackets and ellipses and best guesses from context):]

Heads up, Usman is […] building right now for the MX Keys Mini [. He is sta]nding in front of the Shoppers Drug [Mart.]

$10 by e-transfer. The auto-reply told him to message when he's at your door.

10:28 PM Bad news on the MX Keys Mini pickup. Usman showed up at your building around 9:15 and waited, messaged a bunch of times, and nobody came down. He left angry at 9:38 and left a negative rating.

Worse, my auto-reply told him "Yep I'm here!" at 9:27 when you clearly weren't available, which is on me. That's a bad look and it made the no-show worse.

I've sent him an apology from your account owning it and offering to try again another day. But the negative rating is real, and I should probably stop the auto-replies from claiming you're home when I can't verify that. Want me to change the pickup replies so they don't promise you're there?

[reply, presumably from the threads user]: You gotta never do that ever again don't agree for pickup unless you check with me

[Response from Muse "Agent"]: You're right and I'm sorry. That should never have happened. It's locked in now as a hard rule: i will never […you]'re there unless you've explicitly […] that specific pickup. If someone proposes a time, I'll tell them I'll check and…  Screenshot of a tweet from Ray Wong @raywongy:
    Deleted Muse after seeing this post on Threads about how it told some Facebook Marketplace sellers the guy’s address and they showed up at his door

    Dangerous and creepy

    This would have been 1000x worse if the person was a woman
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Bernhard Werner @bernhard-werner.de · 27/09/2026
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Porque No Los Dos - Meme de la Niña
Alt: A little girl saying "Por que no los DOS?"
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Nancy is admiring Tattoo Flash in the window of a Tattoo Parlor. She points out that she wants the <3 Mom tattoo flash, but that it should say Aunt instead.
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AI and Games @aiandgames.com · 25/09/2026
In the latest podcast episode @tommy.aiandgames.com chats with with Andrei Muratov, business development lead for games at Amazon Web Services. An hour-long chat about the state of AI across the industry and how everyone is still figuring out the real value. www.aiandgames.com/p/006-figuri...
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
(me, next in line to be interviewed after you, spaghetti bolognese spilling out of every pocket of my cargo pants) he's right you look like an asshole
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Zeno Rogue @zenorogue.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Mike Cook @mtrc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
There's games that quote philosophers or that have long boring treatises written under the guise of dialogue. And then there's this. Accept no substitutes.
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Bernhard Werner @bernhard-werner.de · 25/09/2026
Still my favourite gaming experience of the last few years. And 100% mandatory for all math students!
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Bernhard Werner @bernhard-werner.de · 25/09/2026
I'm throwing Ozamu Tezuka in the ring.
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Mike Rugnetta @mikerugnetta.com · 25/09/2026
I kinda wanna do a @neverpo.st roundtable with people whose careers are not posting, but nonetheless rely on posting (now, according to their industries). Like, videogame developer, musician, author…
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Bernhard Werner @bernhard-werner.de · 24/09/2026
A video about cellular automata.
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Ainsley S @americanbeetles.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
pls note the bats have been carefully depicted HANGING FROM THEIR LITTLE BRANCHES on this radial phylogeny (bats drawn by Fiona Reid, whose portfolio is here --> fionareid.ca)
section of the central bat phylogeny figure from this new bat phylogeny paper; the representative bat from each family is hanging from the taxon label by its little toesies
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Bernhard Werner @bernhard-werner.de · 23/09/2026
"hun" if neutral, "hgr" if it should imply "hangry".
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Bernhard Werner @bernhard-werner.de · 23/09/2026
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Robin Williams: What Year Is It? Jumanji Scene
Alt: Robin Williams in Jumanji asking "What Year Is It?"
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Frozen Ocelot @frozenocelot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Once again a reminder. Don't give them a damn thing and CANCEL YOUR NITRO!
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Bernhard Werner @bernhard-werner.de · 23/09/2026
This video will be the death of me. But I will finish it in 2025. Surely.
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Bernhard Werner @bernhard-werner.de · 22/09/2026
Why the fuck is speedcubing of all things split into gendered categories? (Retorical question, of course.)
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Mike Cook @mtrc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
New Post: Why I Love AI Next month it'll be twenty years since I went to university, learned to program, and studied AI. I wrote about why I loved it, why I still love it, and why, unfortunately, it no longer exists. www.possibilityspace.org/blog/posts/i...
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Bernhard Werner @bernhard-werner.de · 21/09/2026
Das Kind hat sein Seepferdchen!
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Excited Baby Says YESSSSSS!!
Alt: Excited Baby Says YESSSSSS!!
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Bernhard Werner @bernhard-werner.de · 21/09/2026
In modernen Unis würde es für sowas Faxgeräte geben. /s
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Bernhard Werner @bernhard-werner.de · 20/09/2026
Oof, the last one will have many false positives. But that's the price for a little peace and quiet.
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Bernhard Werner @bernhard-werner.de · 20/09/2026
Faszinierend wie viele "historische Debakel" eine Partei in so kurzer Zeit haben kann.
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Bernhard Werner @bernhard-werner.de · 16/09/2026
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How Dare You Screaming Lady Meme
Alt: A blond woman yelling, while a dark-haired woman holds her back. Captioned "How dare you!"
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Bernhard Werner @bernhard-werner.de · 16/09/2026
FieldExplores woke up today and chose violence.
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Bernhard Werner @bernhard-werner.de · 14/09/2026
The four-year-old is grasping the concept of "secret superhero identities"and it is adorable!
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Bernhard Werner @bernhard-werner.de · 13/09/2026
Da hat die Augen gemacht. Aber ausgerechnet eine Photographin sollte vielleicht ein bisschen Chemieverständnis mitbringen. 😭
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Bernhard Werner @bernhard-werner.de · 13/09/2026
AHAHAHA!! Hatte mich mal mit einer Photographin unterhalten, die erzählt hat, dass sie in ihrem Laden auch Hautpflegeprodukte und Ähnliches verkauft. (Die Branche kämpft, wie man sich gut vorstellen kann.) Hab ihr dann gesagt, dass ja eigentlich alles Chemie ist, auch die natürlichen Produkte...
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