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Bentzburgh @bentzburgh.bsky.social · 59m
Is the award for the rockets that keep exploding or the AI kiddie porn?
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onion person @junlper.beer · 1h
truly amazing how stupid the average rightwinger is and how stupid someone like JD vance has to pretend to be to appeal to their base. there's just absolutely no way someone like JD vance doesn't know what socialism is lol
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🌈 Hailey Piper 🌈 @haileypiperfights.bsky.social · 2h
Establishment Dem: "fight the Republicans? But they're my work friends :(" Repub: "I will eat your children alive" Establishment Dem: "Haha, sounds like someone's got a case of the Mondays"
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 16h
Don Henley with speech bubble from the “Boys of Summer” video
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Sven-Erik Volberg @volberg.bsky.social · 6h
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Bentzburgh @bentzburgh.bsky.social · 17h
It only goes faster and faster too, enjoy all the little things my guy
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Bentzburgh @bentzburgh.bsky.social · 18h
That’s not what he really said it was taken out of…PSYCH
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Gotcha Bitch
ALT: Gotcha Bitch
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Bentzburgh @bentzburgh.bsky.social · 20h
There are definitely legit cases, especially if the parents switch cars or something like that. It just started happening way too often there for a while.
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Bentzburgh @bentzburgh.bsky.social · 21h
Still convinced most of these incidents are done on purpose. I have three kids, there’s no way in hell you forget they exist for that long
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Bentzburgh @bentzburgh.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The commercial where he runs the Air B&B is really funny
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Bentzburgh @bentzburgh.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I am the only good Brandon, the rest of them are assholes
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Bentzburgh @bentzburgh.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
1000% agree
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Bentzburgh @bentzburgh.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That’s where I am, he said it the way he did and the crowd cheered. They are on their own.
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Bentzburgh @bentzburgh.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Done ranting about that, not going to bring it up again because it’s not worth my time. Trump’s marble mouthed ass got himself into this, good luck you old bitch
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Bentzburgh @bentzburgh.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Everything is a conspiracy now, it’s exhausting
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Bentzburgh @bentzburgh.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That’s why I don’t want to come off as defending him, he’s doesn’t deserve any benefit of the doubt. But I’m also not going to pretend to be outraged by an out of context comment.
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Bentzburgh @bentzburgh.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I totally agree with the double standard thing, it’s been happening from the beginning of this term and it’s maddening. That’s why I didn’t want to defend him, also I think the crowd should be getting more heat for applauding the thought of their own country getting attacked.
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Bentzburgh @bentzburgh.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This has been driving me crazy since yesterday. I do not want to defend this fuck and that’s not what I’m doing. I’m just pointing out that there are a BILLION things we can nail this fucker with so why make shit up, it only makes us look crazy
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Bentzburgh @bentzburgh.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’m not defending Trump. He’s an evil Nazi and I hope he you know what today. But if we harp on something out of context like this we just look look the stupid assholes on the other side. I feel like I’m taking crazy pills that I’m the only one on the left who realizes what he was saying. Cmon guys
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Bentzburgh @bentzburgh.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ok God damn it you’re going to make me do it..guys it was pretty obvious he wasn’t saying that Iran should nuke LA or SD. He was saying the war is a small price to pay to prevent something like that from happening. The audience cheered at the thought I’d it because they are evil morons.
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Bentzburgh @bentzburgh.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
She’s one of the few owners not on the Epstein list so I don’t really give a shit what she does
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Danny Devito as frank Reynolds on it's always sunny in Philadelphia ripping a huge bong and saying "go download me a hoagie off the Internet"
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Jeff Sharlet @jeffsharlet.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"Sorry about your dead kid. Hey, you want to see my fancy party room? Look at that gold! Lotta gold. I got a new helicopter, too! Do you feel better now about sacrificing your child on my altar? Worth it, right? Look at that gold."
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Bentzburgh @bentzburgh.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Got his ass
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Bentzburgh @bentzburgh.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The Gators lost and the biggest televangelist con artist in history died, rough week for Tim Tebow
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SteveLibrarian @librariansteve.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Journalists keep wanting the story to be "normal working class centrist has questions," not "our country is currently dominated by stupid people in a right wing echo chamber."
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Bentzburgh @bentzburgh.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I don’t know how long this feature has been on Spotify, but I just noticed it and I love it
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Bentzburgh @bentzburgh.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I saw a clip where I think Trump is being taken out of context, but also fuck him he deserves it with all the shit he talks. I’m not wasting my time defending that prick so
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Andy Richter Shrugs and Smiles
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/10/2026
Holy shit.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Me when my parents rented DEEP IMPACT from Blockbuster
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Bentzburgh @bentzburgh.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
awfulannouncing.com/politics/why...
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Why Ken Paxton ads aired during NFL games across the country on Sunday
Texas PAC bought national ad time during Fox's early NFL window, putting Ken Paxton ads in front of Eagles, Packers and Bears fans
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Bentzburgh @bentzburgh.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
HE’S A LIBERAL RADICAL TRANSGENDER LIBERAL TERRORIST TRANSGENDER LIBERAL
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Bentzburgh @bentzburgh.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
🎶 your own fuckable Jesus…someone to hear your prayers, someone who cares 🎶
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Bentzburgh @bentzburgh.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Every political ad in Kansas is just a scary voice yelling TRANSGENDER at you over and over
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Bentzburgh @bentzburgh.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Current (for now) Seattle Seahawk
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Bentzburgh @bentzburgh.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You think as fellow pedophiles that they were in competition with one another like Spy vs Spy? Or is this a game recognize game situation?
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Bentzburgh @bentzburgh.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A reporter should ask Trump what he thought of Dennis Hastert
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Bentzburgh @bentzburgh.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
God damn he fucking sucks
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Chad @madchad412.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Bentzburgh @bentzburgh.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Haha rest in piss bitch
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Bentzburgh @bentzburgh.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
When I was like 3 and my sister was 4 we were both watching the Exorcist in different rooms (what the hell mom and dad??), we both got scared at the same time and went running through the house and met in the hallway head first and knocked each other out lol
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Bentzburgh @bentzburgh.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Every political ad in Kansas is just a scary voice yelling TRANSGENDER at you over and over
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Bentzburgh @bentzburgh.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Seattle letting Kenneth Walker go to the Chiefs was a big mistake
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Bentzburgh @bentzburgh.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Dude just destroyed his ankle, that was nasty
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Bentzburgh @bentzburgh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Wait till next year, Herbert is going to really break out
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Bentzburgh @bentzburgh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Kenneth Walker more like Kenneth Runner
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Gregg Rosenthal @greggrosenthal.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
the Bears had more first downs than the Jets had plays in a professional football game
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Bentzburgh @bentzburgh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Spiders don’t bother me, but mice turn me into a little girl running for the hills lol
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Bentzburgh @bentzburgh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Holy shit that’s awesome
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Bentzburgh @bentzburgh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
She’s a survivor!!
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