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XanSea

@benthicsiren.bsky.social
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| 18+ only | she/her or it/its | trans | 30s | the face that launched a thousand tits | i write smut mostly revolving around monstrous pregnancies

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Jax Romana, Bimbo Reprobate ✨🌹🌈 @rufflejax.bsky.social · 5h
what if instead of looking for mechsplo discourse i loved myself
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XanSea @benthicsiren.bsky.social · 7h
Fuck it, I'm just going to make this happen actually.
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XanSea @benthicsiren.bsky.social · 11h
butches...🫠🫠🫠
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XanSea @benthicsiren.bsky.social · 11h
I have learned more about how cow heat cycles work and there is something deeply funny about how when they are ready to be bred they a) just stand there basically signaling "FUCK ME NOW" and b) get restless and start mounting other cows bisexual icons
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XanSea @benthicsiren.bsky.social · 11h
How am I supposed to work under these conditions (in heat, unbred, unmilked)?
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Demoiselle Porcelaine :7 @bagoflenas.bsky.social · 12h
Transmisogynist SHOCKS transfem barista by ordering in perfect Heat from fire fire from heat
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Nikki 'Samyazan Scion' Ophan @nikkiophan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
flowery deltarune has absolutely no idea what sex is, but he is absolutely convinced that he does know
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Sword-Saint Vitus @armoredprincess.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sorry to the empty hypndollies but cisgender coworkers have cornered the market on uncritically absorbing any idea their superiors tell them
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blue @bluebirdofsorrow.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
i got told "no grain liquor for the new mom" at the harvest festival for the crop I BLESSED. this is such bullshit i only found out that i had immaculately conceived from cutting down that demon yesterday. being a fertility goddess is so hard
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Ms. Drakonovna @artificialangel13.bsky.social · 18h
Other cowgirls will say stuff like "what if I was the useless cow that couldn't be milked and you put a boltgun to my head and told me that I would be better as burgers?" and I'm over here ready to say "I will not milk in these conditions now breed me or I remake Chicken Run with Cowgirls and Guns"
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Fawnduu🐮🔜 A Big Gay Market OCT 4th @fawnduu.com · 23h
Shes so awesome
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XanSea @benthicsiren.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Maybe it's already happening/happened and I'm just not seeing the full extent of it but I think the conditions are right to create a wave of trans cowgirls a la the flood of puppygirls.
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XanSea @benthicsiren.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Gods, I'm sore now, but I forgot how good for my brain roller skating is.
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XanSea @benthicsiren.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I saw a Dragon Ball Z themed 9/11 Memorial pickup truck on the way to roller skating today and nothing in life prepared me for that
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rune 🔞 @servicepup-rune.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Surprised it hadn’t come across this one already www.tandfonline.com/doi/full/10....
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Autistic Traits of People Who Engage in Pup Play: Occurrence, Characteristics and Social Connections
Pup play is a kink or BDSM activity and subculture that provides opportunities for social and sexual play and exploration. While growing scholarly attention has focused on the diverse dynamics of p...
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XanSea @benthicsiren.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Dysphoria spike, surely unrelated to forgetting my injection this morning.
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Isabelle Ruebsaat -> paxu @anxiousmimicrpgs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Congrats to rats for winning alberta's war on rats
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A guy says to his mechanic "Hey Fran, my 1950's Studebaker is making a weird noise." The car sounds out "booum da hu da hmmh da hoon da ina." Fran opens the hood and says "well, there's your problem." A pleasant man with piercing, a beard and dreadlocks sits near the engine. Frank remarks "Jonathan Davis from Korn is under the hood."
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Silly Rookie @sillyrookie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Realizing that modern Fred is kinda like Laios from Dungeon Meshi and that's a perfect role for him.
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Grinning Star @grinningstar.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Fred Jones has morphed into the funniest character in the franchise He doesn’t even need catchphrase, just him talking is enough
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Nikki 'Samyazan Scion' Ophan @nikkiophan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ok so imagine a new hope again, NO not force awakens which was new hope again, but new hope AGAIN again but there's gay sex
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XanSea @benthicsiren.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Big Cookie™️
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A football player says "glad you're here in the USA for football season, Junji Ito. Let me show you how to throw a perfect spiral." The football plater throws the ball. Ito is mesmerized. Spirals appear in his eyes and he sweats profusely. We zoom in on his face in an extreme closeup as the intensity of his terror increases.
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XanSea @benthicsiren.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
good morning :)
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A man says "I'm glad you still find time to hang with your uncool cis friends like me..." Katie, a trans woman, replies "haha fuck you." The man says "by the way you're a total passoid now." Shocked and perturbed, Katie grabs the man by the back of the skull and the collar. SHe leans in tight and interrogates "how do you know that word? Did I teach you that?" The man sweats.
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XanSea @benthicsiren.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Youtube following up HIM's cover of Wicked Game with an advertisement for erectile dysfunction pills is so fucking funny.
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XanSea @benthicsiren.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I think it would probably kill my mom (fatphobic, distance runner, track coach) to find out I'm making a bunch of health improvements in the name of becoming a better cow.
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XanSea @benthicsiren.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Let me see if they have lactation supplements at WalMart, surely the packaging will be discreet - oh."
Package of Legendairy Milk brand brewer's yeast. On the front is a woman holding up an "Open 24/7" sign. Her speech bubble reads "Mama's boobery is always on tap!"
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Fawnduu🐮🔜 A Big Gay Market OCT 4th @fawnduu.com · 24/09/2026
Why are you late to milking abbi??? She's been waiting!!!!
3 seperate images of a fat cow girl with long hair, hairy hooved legs, and a tail posing on the page. She's wearing a cow print bikini and her butt cheeks are out.
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Sophie Pilbeam 🏳️‍⚧️ @sophiepilbeam.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Happy 15th birthday to Dark Souls, released on this day in 2011.
The corpse of Dark Souls attached to the Golden Throne from Warhammer 40k
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XanSea @benthicsiren.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"I would look hot fatter" has progressed to "messaging my planned bottom surgeon to double check that he doesn't have a BMI requirement and if he does, what it is"
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XanSea @benthicsiren.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
*turns reposts on* *feed flooded by political doomposting* *turns reposts back off*
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♢ 𝓡𝒪 ♢ @gammelgaedda.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Two women in kilts (redraw)
A black and white sketch of 3 furry women. Two of them are bare chested, one clydesdale horse and one highland cattle, they're wearing kilts with a sporran. They're both checking out a bunny character in a sports bra and shorts. The bunny holds a water bottle and a towel, she is looking flustered.
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Pvtz ⚰️ @pvtz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"Who wears the pants in the relationship?" ❌ -Outdated -Not inclusive -Misogynistic "Who wears the cowkini in the relationship?" ✅ -Progressive -Forward Thinking -Hot
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Lyra and 1 other @muzzlesbian.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
commander i'm sorry to report that your squadron of "normal mechs piloted by normal military guys" that "would totally crush a hound" has been completely obliterated. yeah they weren't genre savvy enough. they were talking shit about how it's only one mech and whatnot. sorry. do you want your coffee
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XanSea @benthicsiren.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I am at a retirement party for my spouse's boss and the old white women are treating me normally enough that I'm not sure they realize that I'm one of them Trangenders™️
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SJW Travis Bickle @uzionmain.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
if there's anything i've learned from 42 years on this earth, it's that if you're building life-or-death mission-critical infrastructure, you absolutely, a thousand percent want the most neurodivergent trans furries on the planet.
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William in Nevada 🍎🌅🌰🐿️🌻༄˖°.🍃.ೃ࿔*:・ @william-in-nv.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
For those of you who still celebrate the old ways...
A woman is being carried on a throne by four other women there are two women in front playing a flute and spreading flower petals. One woman has a light jacket up on a pole. The words above say ceremony welcoming light jacket season.
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Gobifrip @gobifrip.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Tasting the Seasonal Fruits
Illustration of Agathe and the Lady of the Grove perched on a branch in the middle of a crimson forest. Agathe is seated on the lap of the grey-skinned woman, her hands bound by vines. Other vines stimulate the young woman’s crotch, bringing her to orgasm. 
The lady, who controls the plants, takes delight watching her partner experience such pleasure. With her fingertips, she holds one of the juicy fruits from the tree.
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TaraKute @tarakute.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
begging people for their own sakes not to treat this place as their main source of socialisation but also not their main source of kink exploration, either. maybe thats overstepping but i've just seen the ways in which that can hurt/hinder folks or distract them from other things far too much
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Lady Andrea, Vampire Lord @dioptre-hertz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
angel girls waking up in my bed after a night of insane, terrible sex:
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Puzzled Artist @ Probably drawing swimsuits @puzzled-artist.bsky.social · 02/10/2024
HAPPY WIDE WITCH WEDNESDAY
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XanSea @benthicsiren.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
oop, really bad dysphoria and general feelings of inadequacy day it is then
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Always a treat to be reminded of an old friend
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Inverna, Corrupted Hound🏳️‍⚧️ @grimabyss.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Quick reminder, I posted the first chapter of a new story yesterday! Serra 'Breaker' Brown and Cassidy 'Nightmare' Vane are a pair of skilled rebel operatives tasked with an infiltration mission. Gain access to Staging Post 42. archiveofourown.org/works/93083336
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Inverna, Corrupted Hound🏳️‍⚧️ @grimabyss.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
*animal voice* YharNAM, Old BLOOD, YharNAM!
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a muppet with red hair is standing in front of a light
ALT: a muppet with red hair is standing in front of a light
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Sable, Final Girl 🏳️‍⚧️ @ghostlysable.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
to all the guys who can't remember a thing about your early life but can still play all your favorite childhood video games from muscle memory: pghrt.diy
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A Practical Guide To Feminizing HRT
The futile attempt at answering every possible question for someone looking to trans their sex.
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XanSea @benthicsiren.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It's a good thing I'm trans because I am 100% drawn to moon witch shit and I'm pretty sure I'd be absolutely insufferable about it (if not outright shitty) if I was a cis woman.
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Ryan McDiarmid @ryanmcdiarmid.com · 22/09/2026
A friend sent me this one last night.
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unbearable experience @paso • Sep 17
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just remembered that time i was stealth mode at a conference and this guy asked me how come i 'decided to work on trans communities as a cis gay man' and i panicked and just replied 'well, marxism' to which he just said
'right of course

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river
@KuwaCos
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disco elysium roll
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XanSea @benthicsiren.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
LRP: gods it's a fucking mood; I'm practically a rectangle from the front (it's bad enough that I started exercising just to build hip muscles to try to fix it a bit) and then I turn 90° and look like a fucking fertility goddess
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