Reposted by XanSeaJax Romana, Bimbo Reprobate ✨🌹🌈 @rufflejax.bsky.social · 5hwhat if instead of looking for mechsplo discourse i loved myself 2231
XanSea @benthicsiren.bsky.social · 11hI have learned more about how cow heat cycles work and there is something deeply funny about how when they are ready to be bred they a) just stand there basically signaling "FUCK ME NOW" and b) get restless and start mounting other cows bisexual icons 091
XanSea @benthicsiren.bsky.social · 11hHow am I supposed to work under these conditions (in heat, unbred, unmilked)? 1102
Reposted by XanSeaDemoiselle Porcelaine :7 @bagoflenas.bsky.social · 12hTransmisogynist SHOCKS transfem barista by ordering in perfect Heat from fire fire from heat 26410
Reposted by XanSeaNikki 'Samyazan Scion' Ophan @nikkiophan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026flowery deltarune has absolutely no idea what sex is, but he is absolutely convinced that he does know 2122
Reposted by XanSeaSword-Saint Vitus @armoredprincess.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Sorry to the empty hypndollies but cisgender coworkers have cornered the market on uncritically absorbing any idea their superiors tell them 336096
Reposted by XanSeablue @bluebirdofsorrow.bsky.social · 25/06/2026i got told "no grain liquor for the new mom" at the harvest festival for the crop I BLESSED. this is such bullshit i only found out that i had immaculately conceived from cutting down that demon yesterday. being a fertility goddess is so hard 015447
Reposted by XanSeaMs. Drakonovna @artificialangel13.bsky.social · 18hOther cowgirls will say stuff like "what if I was the useless cow that couldn't be milked and you put a boltgun to my head and told me that I would be better as burgers?" and I'm over here ready to say "I will not milk in these conditions now breed me or I remake Chicken Run with Cowgirls and Guns" 3203
XanSea @benthicsiren.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Maybe it's already happening/happened and I'm just not seeing the full extent of it but I think the conditions are right to create a wave of trans cowgirls a la the flood of puppygirls. 181
XanSea @benthicsiren.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Gods, I'm sore now, but I forgot how good for my brain roller skating is. 140
XanSea @benthicsiren.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I saw a Dragon Ball Z themed 9/11 Memorial pickup truck on the way to roller skating today and nothing in life prepared me for that 010
Reposted by XanSearune 🔞 @servicepup-rune.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Surprised it hadn’t come across this one already www.tandfonline.com/doi/full/10....tandfonline.comAutistic Traits of People Who Engage in Pup Play: Occurrence, Characteristics and Social ConnectionsPup play is a kink or BDSM activity and subculture that provides opportunities for social and sexual play and exploration. While growing scholarly attention has focused on the diverse dynamics of p... 0112
XanSea @benthicsiren.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Dysphoria spike, surely unrelated to forgetting my injection this morning. 130
Reposted by XanSeaIsabelle Ruebsaat -> paxu @anxiousmimicrpgs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Congrats to rats for winning alberta's war on rats 4576
Reposted by XanSeaSilly Rookie @sillyrookie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Realizing that modern Fred is kinda like Laios from Dungeon Meshi and that's a perfect role for him. 420830
Reposted by XanSeaGrinning Star @grinningstar.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Fred Jones has morphed into the funniest character in the franchise He doesn’t even need catchphrase, just him talking is enough 81022425
Reposted by XanSeaNikki 'Samyazan Scion' Ophan @nikkiophan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026ok so imagine a new hope again, NO not force awakens which was new hope again, but new hope AGAIN again but there's gay sex 0113
XanSea @benthicsiren.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Youtube following up HIM's cover of Wicked Game with an advertisement for erectile dysfunction pills is so fucking funny. 000
XanSea @benthicsiren.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I think it would probably kill my mom (fatphobic, distance runner, track coach) to find out I'm making a bunch of health improvements in the name of becoming a better cow. 160
XanSea @benthicsiren.bsky.social · 25/09/2026"Let me see if they have lactation supplements at WalMart, surely the packaging will be discreet - oh." 120
Reposted by XanSeaFawnduu🐮🔜 A Big Gay Market OCT 4th @fawnduu.com · 24/09/2026Why are you late to milking abbi??? She's been waiting!!!! 81640389
Reposted by XanSeaSophie Pilbeam 🏳️⚧️ @sophiepilbeam.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Happy 15th birthday to Dark Souls, released on this day in 2011. 5434
XanSea @benthicsiren.bsky.social · 24/09/2026"I would look hot fatter" has progressed to "messaging my planned bottom surgeon to double check that he doesn't have a BMI requirement and if he does, what it is" 130
XanSea @benthicsiren.bsky.social · 24/09/2026*turns reposts on* *feed flooded by political doomposting* *turns reposts back off* 131
Reposted by XanSeaPvtz ⚰️ @pvtz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026"Who wears the pants in the relationship?" ❌ -Outdated -Not inclusive -Misogynistic "Who wears the cowkini in the relationship?" ✅ -Progressive -Forward Thinking -Hot 6546177
Reposted by XanSeaLyra and 1 other @muzzlesbian.bsky.social · 23/09/2026commander i'm sorry to report that your squadron of "normal mechs piloted by normal military guys" that "would totally crush a hound" has been completely obliterated. yeah they weren't genre savvy enough. they were talking shit about how it's only one mech and whatnot. sorry. do you want your coffee 5655194
XanSea @benthicsiren.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I am at a retirement party for my spouse's boss and the old white women are treating me normally enough that I'm not sure they realize that I'm one of them Trangenders™️ 051
Reposted by XanSeaSJW Travis Bickle @uzionmain.bsky.social · 23/09/2026if there's anything i've learned from 42 years on this earth, it's that if you're building life-or-death mission-critical infrastructure, you absolutely, a thousand percent want the most neurodivergent trans furries on the planet. 18732
Reposted by XanSeaWilliam in Nevada 🍎🌅🌰🐿️🌻༄˖°.🍃.ೃ࿔*:・ @william-in-nv.bsky.social · 23/09/2026For those of you who still celebrate the old ways... 419860
Reposted by XanSeaTaraKute @tarakute.bsky.social · 23/09/2026begging people for their own sakes not to treat this place as their main source of socialisation but also not their main source of kink exploration, either. maybe thats overstepping but i've just seen the ways in which that can hurt/hinder folks or distract them from other things far too much 4637
Reposted by XanSeaLady Andrea, Vampire Lord @dioptre-hertz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026angel girls waking up in my bed after a night of insane, terrible sex: 22001593
Reposted by XanSeaPuzzled Artist @ Probably drawing swimsuits @puzzled-artist.bsky.social · 02/10/2024HAPPY WIDE WITCH WEDNESDAY 2260341894
XanSea @benthicsiren.bsky.social · 23/09/2026oop, really bad dysphoria and general feelings of inadequacy day it is then 110
Reposted by XanSeaEmily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Always a treat to be reminded of an old friend 5794893366
Reposted by XanSeaInverna, Corrupted Hound🏳️⚧️ @grimabyss.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Quick reminder, I posted the first chapter of a new story yesterday! Serra 'Breaker' Brown and Cassidy 'Nightmare' Vane are a pair of skilled rebel operatives tasked with an infiltration mission. Gain access to Staging Post 42. archiveofourown.org/works/93083336archiveofourown.org 086
Reposted by XanSeaInverna, Corrupted Hound🏳️⚧️ @grimabyss.bsky.social · 27/12/2025*animal voice* YharNAM, Old BLOOD, YharNAM!media.tenor.coma muppet with red hair is standing in front of a lightALT: a muppet with red hair is standing in front of a light 084
Reposted by XanSeaSable, Final Girl 🏳️⚧️ @ghostlysable.bsky.social · 22/09/2026to all the guys who can't remember a thing about your early life but can still play all your favorite childhood video games from muscle memory: pghrt.diypghrt.diyA Practical Guide To Feminizing HRTThe futile attempt at answering every possible question for someone looking to trans their sex. 381221318
XanSea @benthicsiren.bsky.social · 22/09/2026It's a good thing I'm trans because I am 100% drawn to moon witch shit and I'm pretty sure I'd be absolutely insufferable about it (if not outright shitty) if I was a cis woman. 100
Reposted by XanSeaRyan McDiarmid @ryanmcdiarmid.com · 22/09/2026A friend sent me this one last night. 165071703
XanSea @benthicsiren.bsky.social · 22/09/2026LRP: gods it's a fucking mood; I'm practically a rectangle from the front (it's bad enough that I started exercising just to build hip muscles to try to fix it a bit) and then I turn 90° and look like a fucking fertility goddess 110