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MisterBenjaminPaulDavidson

@benjaminpaul.bsky.social
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Not quite dying.

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MisterBenjaminPaulDavidson @benjaminpaul.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The Fed stans took about one (1) day off but the PAC tribute show genuinely seems to have made them even more mentally ill. Raj, Ringside, etc. Seems like we’re in a new phase now.
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MisterBenjaminPaulDavidson @benjaminpaul.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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MisterBenjaminPaulDavidson @benjaminpaul.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
My “I am not complicit” t-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
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MisterBenjaminPaulDavidson @benjaminpaul.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Owned. Consider their ass gotten.
A screenshot from The Dark Place depicting the incontrovertible fact that WWE deleted a WWEshop post that where they were advertising a 9/11 tribute shirt with a USA flag that had 11 stripes instead of 13.
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MisterBenjaminPaulDavidson @benjaminpaul.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
That's right. 11 stripes. Just as I remember it. The ol' 11 original colonies. You remember them all. I don't need to go over them. There were definitely 11 and not 13.
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MisterBenjaminPaulDavidson @benjaminpaul.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Triple H will be in the cold dead ground before he recognizes Georgia or North Carolina as an original colony!
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Fanzine. Moxism was always the right way @fanzine.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
So WWE released a 9/11 shirt and I'm like 90% sure it's AI. Last time I checked the flag has 13 stripes
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MisterBenjaminPaulDavidson @benjaminpaul.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"It's astounding what people will put up with." What is that supposed to mean? "Telling Lies" would have been worth an eight hour download.
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Stereogum @stereogum.com · 11/09/2026
Thirty years ago today, David Bowie became the first major artist to release a new song exclusively on the internet. “Telling Lies,” a preview of his album ‘Earthling,’ premiered on Sept. 11, 1996 with A Guy Called Gerald’s Paradox Mix…
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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Trump on September 11, 2026 not looking too hot
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MisterBenjaminPaulDavidson @benjaminpaul.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It's real good, it's real pretty, but there's just not a whole lot of game there. I welcome the additional free content.
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deus_ex.txt @deus-ex-txt.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
He seemed harmless. Anyway, I scuttled the freighter and destroyed the stockpile of plague virus.
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Suit Williams @suitwilliams.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
It's like when someone doesn't want to dump their significant other, so they cheat on them to make them leave. It is, at best, plain cowardice.
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Brad Flick @bradflick55.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Will Ospreay vs. Kenny Omega for the AEW World Championship at Wembley Stadium | @aewontv.bsky.social #AEWAllIn #London #GameBoyCamera
Will Ospreay lands a counter on Kenny Omega and plays to the crowd.Fisheye wide of the the All In set within Wembley StadiumThe video boards loom large over the ring where Kenny and Will are competing.Will Ospreay has his hand raised by referee Paul Turner after winning the AEW World Championship. The crowd erupts.
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John Leavitt @leavittalone.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
I can’t explain it but it came to me fully formed- Donald Trump and Tim Curry will die on the same day
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David Bowie News @davidbowienews.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
David Bowie – Strangers When We Meet 1. Outside (1995) Video of the Day - Directed by Samuel Bayer Strangers When We Meet peaked at #39 on the UK singles chart.
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David Bowie – Strangers When We Meet
Directed by Sam Bayer From 1.Outside, released in 1995, available via Amazon below.. CD. Vinyl. (UK) CD. Vinyl. (US)
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Earthbound.txt @earthbound-txt.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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MisterBenjaminPaulDavidson @benjaminpaul.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Wow and this otherworldly horror is *only* $13.50.
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MisterBenjaminPaulDavidson @benjaminpaul.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
*louder, and with more emotion in my voice than last time* THEY SHOULD HAVE SEX!!
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MisterBenjaminPaulDavidson @benjaminpaul.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I genuinely think it's sourcing from itself at this point. They're all copies of copies of copies.
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MisterBenjaminPaulDavidson @benjaminpaul.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
We’ve invented The Blueberry That Kills You™️
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MisterBenjaminPaulDavidson @benjaminpaul.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I just put it in my playlist for a 5k I ran this morning. I could've run through a brick wall.
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MisterBenjaminPaulDavidson @benjaminpaul.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
It’s pretty remarkable that the Republicans have almost entirely ceded the ground on “being good people that your family would be proud of.”
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deus_ex.txt @deus-ex-txt.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Turns out I'm not a friend of the current regime. Maybe I can help you out.
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MisterBenjaminPaulDavidson @benjaminpaul.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
yes. Yes!
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MisterBenjaminPaulDavidson @benjaminpaul.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Assuming this is for a blog or channel called something like "Standing on Business."
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MisterBenjaminPaulDavidson @benjaminpaul.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
A screenshot of a scene in the Star Wars film “Rogue One” wherein a character states how close they were.
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MisterBenjaminPaulDavidson @benjaminpaul.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Mail envelopes love to be all “IMPORTANT INFORMATION ENCLOSED” and then some old bullshit once you open it.
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MisterBenjaminPaulDavidson @benjaminpaul.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
That’s the Japanese Terrifier. Of course.
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MisterBenjaminPaulDavidson @benjaminpaul.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Me, to my dog whilst we’re watching AEW Redemption: “That’s the Japanese Terrifier.”
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
"Please do not ask me any questions about my embarrassing public infidelity in front of the dog, he doesn't know about any of that."
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MisterBenjaminPaulDavidson @benjaminpaul.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
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MisterBenjaminPaulDavidson @benjaminpaul.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
"if I was to die" Leaving open the terrifying possibility that he may not!
A post on the hate site 'X' by Pat McAfee reading "For as long as I can remember my mere existence has made people hate my guts..

I’ve been writing songs about it for 20yrs & it’s time to let them aht.. A LOT of headlines & narratives.. if I was to die, I’d like my kids to know exactly who their dad is." accompanied by horrific AI-generated album art titled "The Diary of a Polarizing Figure."
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MisterBenjaminPaulDavidson @benjaminpaul.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
The 1st time I tried to watch Oppenheimer, a kid in front of me said to his friend “is this based on a true story?” so I walked out. The 2nd time I tried to watch Oppenheimer, someone was on their phone in full brightness right in front of me so I walked out. I will not be seeing The Odyssey.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 22/07/2026
Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.
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MisterBenjaminPaulDavidson @benjaminpaul.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Show me your phone background. The Poppy & Georgie Track Club ain’t nothin to fuck with.
An iPhone background screenshot depicting the logo of The Poppy & Georgie Track Club complete with a picture of both Poppy & Georgie, two Pomeranians.
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MisterBenjaminPaulDavidson @benjaminpaul.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Announcing that I, too, am dropping out of the Maine Senate Democratic Primary and endorsing Troy Jackson.
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MisterBenjaminPaulDavidson @benjaminpaul.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Fair enough. They're very litigious regarding all things elven.
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deus_ex.txt @deus-ex-txt.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
No, thanks.
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MisterBenjaminPaulDavidson @benjaminpaul.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Where's the elf? We all want the elf.
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MisterBenjaminPaulDavidson @benjaminpaul.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Why is KFC sponsoring an airing of The Rocky Horror Picture Show?
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MisterBenjaminPaulDavidson @benjaminpaul.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
God killing Lindsey Graham when we were all waiting for Mitch McConnell.
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MisterBenjaminPaulDavidson @benjaminpaul.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I have been logged out securely!
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MisterBenjaminPaulDavidson @benjaminpaul.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Just as I think he couldn’t rule any harder.
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MisterBenjaminPaulDavidson @benjaminpaul.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
AEW World Championship match on now. Don’t ask me for nothing.
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MisterBenjaminPaulDavidson @benjaminpaul.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Known as the “Psycho Killer” yet uses the absolute polar opposite of what a Talking Heads song would sound like. Incredible worker.
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MisterBenjaminPaulDavidson @benjaminpaul.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
As a repatriate, I can report that Mitch McConnell is not dead in the traditional sense but is instead on his "beach." His "Ka" is stranded and may turn into a "BT" ("Beached Thing," of course) if not able to pass on. If you encounter Mitch's BT, please do not disturb!
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MisterBenjaminPaulDavidson @benjaminpaul.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
The Golden Dragons of Dojima EXPLODE
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interesting dracula @partnardy.bsky.social · 10/10/2024
letterman pointing gun at camera
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MisterBenjaminPaulDavidson @benjaminpaul.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
All it takes is for one guy to go "ah, but what if the government didn't exist!" to get your average wrestler to think "my god, he's a genius."
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