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MisterBenjaminPaulDavidson

@benjaminpaul.bsky.social

59 followers 196 following 125 posts

Not quite dying.

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MisterBenjaminPaulDavidson @benjaminpaul.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

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MisterBenjaminPaulDavidson @benjaminpaul.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Owned. Consider their ass gotten.

A screenshot from The Dark Place depicting the incontrovertible fact that WWE deleted a WWEshop post that where they were advertising a 9/11 tribute shirt with a USA flag that had 11 stripes instead of 13.

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MisterBenjaminPaulDavidson @benjaminpaul.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

A screenshot of a scene in the Star Wars film “Rogue One” wherein a character states how close they were.

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MisterBenjaminPaulDavidson @benjaminpaul.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

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MisterBenjaminPaulDavidson @benjaminpaul.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

"if I was to die" Leaving open the terrifying possibility that he may not!

A post on the hate site 'X' by Pat McAfee reading "For as long as I can remember my mere existence has made people hate my guts..

I’ve been writing songs about it for 20yrs & it’s time to let them aht.. A LOT of headlines & narratives.. if I was to die, I’d like my kids to know exactly who their dad is." accompanied by horrific AI-generated album art titled "The Diary of a Polarizing Figure."

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MisterBenjaminPaulDavidson @benjaminpaul.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Show me your phone background. The Poppy & Georgie Track Club ain’t nothin to fuck with.

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MisterBenjaminPaulDavidson @benjaminpaul.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

God killing Lindsey Graham when we were all waiting for Mitch McConnell.

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MisterBenjaminPaulDavidson @benjaminpaul.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

The Golden Dragons of Dojima EXPLODE

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MisterBenjaminPaulDavidson @benjaminpaul.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

Cosplaying as how mail-in votes are counted.

A blue curve going upwards until it shoots upwards in a straight line and then directly to the right in a straight line.

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MisterBenjaminPaulDavidson @benjaminpaul.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

Yes sir

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MisterBenjaminPaulDavidson @benjaminpaul.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE JUICE

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MisterBenjaminPaulDavidson @benjaminpaul.bsky.social · 02/11/2025

‪Hideo Kojima suddenly gets his next great idea.‬

A tweet saying “I'm in a coffee shop and my phone is getting asked to set up an air conditioner” quoted by Brooks Otterlake saying “A glimpse of the future I envision where we all receive a yearly stipend to perform various random tasks around town at opportune moments”

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MisterBenjaminPaulDavidson @benjaminpaul.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

Remember the good times

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MisterBenjaminPaulDavidson @benjaminpaul.bsky.social · 09/10/2025

@aaron.wrotkowski.ca Thought you’d appreciate this.

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MisterBenjaminPaulDavidson @benjaminpaul.bsky.social · 24/08/2025

THAT’S WHAT’S IN!

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MisterBenjaminPaulDavidson @benjaminpaul.bsky.social · 23/08/2025

You give me a good idea and five free minutes and I can make magic happen.

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MisterBenjaminPaulDavidson @benjaminpaul.bsky.social · 23/08/2025

Thank you for the inspiration.

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MisterBenjaminPaulDavidson @benjaminpaul.bsky.social · 02/08/2025

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MisterBenjaminPaulDavidson @benjaminpaul.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

Nintendo's first tweet after Hulk Hogan dies. I know that's right.

A screenshot of a tweet from @NintendoAmerica saying "It's party time." in reference to the launch of the new Switch 2 version of Super Mario Party Jamboree. I've very cleverly taken it out of context, you see.

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MisterBenjaminPaulDavidson @benjaminpaul.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

broke: whoa! Pascal Siakam looks like Undertaker haaha! woke: my guy Pascal is doing the David Bowie uǝɥʇɐǝɥ pose

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MisterBenjaminPaulDavidson @benjaminpaul.bsky.social · 15/06/2025

Donald Trump’s military parade is a big BUST! And speaking of big BUSTS…Marilyn Monroe’s “Some Like It Hot” is a big MUST for you to watch this weekend! From the Windy City filled with big GUSTS…I’m Gene Shalit!

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MisterBenjaminPaulDavidson @benjaminpaul.bsky.social · 03/06/2025

This massive outrageous pork

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MisterBenjaminPaulDavidson @benjaminpaul.bsky.social · 24/02/2025

lol idiot

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MisterBenjaminPaulDavidson @benjaminpaul.bsky.social · 24/02/2025

The awful wrestler known as Goldust has blocked me on the other microblogging website. I hope he sees this message here on BlueSky and apologizes for his errant medical advice.

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MisterBenjaminPaulDavidson @benjaminpaul.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

The great Honeydew Wilkins shared this one on Twitter earlier today.

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