Reposted by Ben CollinsThe Onion @theonion.com · 9hThis Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Recipe For Disaster theonion.com/recipe-for-disaster 361699262
Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 1hThe disgusting Media Censorship Complex is trying to prevent me from gambling on how many attempts it will take to complete a livestreamed government execution in America, where I concede I do not live. 0394
Reposted by Ben CollinsKen Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 07/01/2026The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028. 15918712221290
Reposted by Ben CollinsTyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 4hBecause he's one of the only people standing next to a Republican going, "this person is a piece of shit, I don't respect him, neither should you, he's fucking evil and he needs to go, and I don't care if it makes me sound rude saying it" LIKE EVERY DEMOCRAT SHOULD BE DOING??? MAYBE??? 161249234
Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 1hHe’s mad our country is run by crooks and murderers and so am I. I’m no longer interested in negotiating with these people and neither is he. 562419303
Reposted by Ben CollinsAlex Burness @burness.bsky.social · 6hIf nothing else, just read the opening paragraphs of the new @vevalenz.bsky.social piece. This sort of casual cruelty, and worse, is so common in U.S. jails/prisons that to most it barely registers as scandalous—but it is, and this reporting really matters: boltsmag.org/california-p... 13696259
Reposted by Ben CollinsMarta Jewson @martajewson.bsky.social · 3hNew Yorkers, Whistles are on every counter, entry table and coat rack in Minneapolis. These greeted me when I arrived in August - 3D printed. 540361
Reposted by Ben Collins DC Council @councilofdc.bsky.social · 5hThis is clearly not acceptable 52762262125
Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 7hSix months ago:theonion.comDOJ To Bring Back Firing Squad As Means Of EntertainmentWASHINGTON—In an effort to provide some joy to the nation and boost overall well-being, Justice Department officials announced plans Monday to bring back firing squads as a means of entertainment. “Fo... 16060941371
Reposted by Ben CollinsSheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE @leftistlawyer.com · 10hKilling people doesn't unkill other people. It just causes even more dead people. In fact once you realize that, you end up being opposed to *gestures generally at everything going on right now*. 211018159
Reposted by Ben CollinsScott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 11hFearing likely disbarment proceedings, federal prosecutors involved in the Broadview Six case attempt to mask their names and deny involvement in the case... like rats scurrying off a sinking ship.chicago.suntimes.comFeds appear to hide name of government lawyer in new 'Broadview Six' court filingThe move is particularly striking in the politically charged "Broadview Six" case, in which U.S. Attorney Andrew Boutros' office has already been accused of a cover-up. Even in the Chicago prosecution... 837285
Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 10hIt comes on the back of a panicky viral thread about “trapping” their bots in “torture” environments. These people think lines of code make their product conscious, but don’t give that same level of care to human people worse lives and jobs are being upended and displaced. It proves my first point. 180
Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 11hThey literally banned "cruel behavior" to a computer program. That's the same thing as "being mean to it" by any adult definition. I'm tired of caping for the delusions of people who have developed psychosis. 1160
Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 11hYou cannot "trap" a line of code in something. What they're describing isn't real. You can call it whatever you want, but at the end of the day the people anthropomorphizing an app and limiting the tone in which you talk to it are both delusional and kind of straight up stupid. 1111
Reposted by Ben CollinsOliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 11hfuck these guys. put them all in prison. 472399314
Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 11hSam Altman said people are just gonna have to die in order to implement AI. In the very same week, Anthropic claimed it’s a human rights violation to be mean to the computer. These people need to be held accountable. They think lines of code are a person with rights but living people are debris. 16961131701
Reposted by Ben CollinsWilliam Snyder @profsnyder.bsky.social · 13hRedacting the signatory might be unprecedented. I've never seen or heard of the like. 14728124
Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 12hThe crimes continue! These prosecutors simply love lying to and withholding evidence from this judge, who told them they will face contempt charges if they keep doing this. I actually don’t believe she’s going to stand for this anymore. They’re clearly hiding something truly insidious. 17919163
Reposted by Ben CollinsGillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 13hThis ICE agent’s entire Instagram feed, “shooter.914,” is guns, watches, energy drinks, and alcohol. 6360932420
Reposted by Ben CollinsMayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 21hI am angry tonight. Because tonight ICE shot a New Yorker. They shot a New Yorker while his five year old child was in the car. ICE makes this city less safe. We want them out. Now. 10724814412639
Reposted by Ben CollinsVoteHub @votehub.com · 09/10/2026On Supreme Court term limits: Sen. Susan Collins: “Absolutely not. I’m sure that Troy wants to pack the court.” Troy Jackson: “I wouldn’t have to pack it if you didn’t put in Kavanaugh." 484134554
Reposted by Ben CollinsAli Winston @awinston.bsky.social · 20hThe ICE agent seen brandishing an AR-15 at the scene of yesterday’s shooting in NYC’s Marble Hill has a record of lying, excessive force & getting caught by judges. He also goes by “Shooter Cuni” on social media, & posts the same gun he had on him today W/@dmehro.bsky.social @regret.bsky.social 22944413
Reposted by Ben CollinsLaura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 23h“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books 394326909919
Reposted by Ben CollinsTimothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 23hOhio Bobcat Patti Harrison is having a moment (she's on the cover of Wired this month too) 51897
Reposted by Ben CollinsMac It Look Like An Accident @macrogers.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Okay so we have a number now: the Onion is officially 6 months ahead of reality. 4150861308
Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 23hAt this stage it doesn't matter to me if this guy is cosplaying. I want a person who talks like this and then promises to back it up to be the next president. If there's somebody who winds up being more convincing than him in the next year or so, I'll vote for that person instead. 1315969655
Reposted by Ben Collinsjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 09/10/2026jesus christ i have never heard a democratic talk this bluntly about an opponent 451170082622
Reposted by Ben CollinsAbbott and Costello Meet Frog Suit Mario @16-bitman.bsky.social · 23hPatti Harrison joining Infowars motherfuckers 941122
Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Nerve Center debuts next week on InfoWars! Here's more about it!indiewire.comInside ‘Nerve Center,’ InfoWars’ New Flagship Show That Wants to Hold Every Possible Opinion at OnceTake a look inside 'Nerve Center,' InfoWars' new show hosted by Patti Harrison and David Brown. 529712
Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Meet the new, living people behind the InfoWars desk: David Brown and Patti Harrison! 451328100
Reposted by Ben CollinsThe Onion @theonion.com · 08/10/2026The new revolution in democracy has arrived. Play The Onion Voting Simulator 3D Now available here: theonion.com/voting-simul... 1470190
Reposted by Ben CollinsPolitical Poll Bot @pollresults.org · 08/10/2026Donald Trump Approval Sep 28 - Oct 4, 2026 Disapprove 68% Approve 30% Pew Research Center (A/B) 5062 A View Poll 2050057
Reposted by Ben Collinswhet moser @whetmoser.com · 08/10/2026living through the AI bubble must be a bit what it felt like to live in the late 1800s when people were talking about how, like, every river town in the midwest would become the biggest city in the world 770856
Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 08/10/2026The American white collar workforce started working from home three days a week for like six months a year into COVID and executives so thoroughly lost their minds over this that they installed Trump II. If anything, AI will create the 7-day workweek. 14658721109
Reposted by Ben CollinsInfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Remember, embodying the spirit of straight animals is actually more gay. 6052991408
Reposted by Ben Collinsemptywheel @emptywheel.bsky.social · 08/10/2026In the Broadview 6 case, DOJ has filed an apparently sealed request to release grand jury material. Judge Perry was like, "Sure, but you already did that." I have noted that the existing transcript does not match known events. 7450111
Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Headline in question:theonion.com‘Ted Lasso’ Fans Told That Show Going ‘Bye-Bye’ For A BitBEVERLY HILLS, CA—Assuring viewers that all the characters on the Apple TV show still loved them very much, Ted Lasso producers released a statement Wednesday warning fans that the show was going “bye... 117639
Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 08/10/2026The Onion has torn the Ted Lasso subreddit asunder. 702931130
Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 08/10/2026time.com'I Think I'm the Best Player in the NBA.' The Excellence of Shai Gilgeous-AlexanderThe back-to-back MVP could lead the NBA's next dynasty 41362
Reposted by Ben CollinsRachel Maddow @maddow.bsky.social · 07/10/2026www.bostonglobe.com/2026/10/06/m...bostonglobe.comProtesters barricade road to Vermont ICE facility with ‘community gardens’ - The Boston GlobeAbout 40 protesters built flower boxes in the middle of a road to block access to ICE facilities in Williston on Tuesday. 8243971043
Reposted by Ben CollinsAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 08/10/2026Q: How do you define socialism personally? JD VANCE: I think in reality what it actually means in the American context is you want to replace American workers with foreigners workers, and you want boys to play in girls' sports 348051841081
Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 08/10/2026There are always going to be people who think you can't criticize the less-evil political party, but the reality is The Onion has always made fun of everybody. If I walked into the writer's room and told them to not make fun of the beautiful and precious Ken Martin, I'd be dead in seconds. 7961
