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Alice Lastname

@belligerent.bsky.social
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I’m neither particularly funny nor particularly thought-provoking.

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Alice Lastname @belligerent.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Speaking of Farkas this is also a perfectly normal thing to write to a sex trafficker
House exhibit 6998, email from Jonathan Farkas to Epstein, “REDACTED seeing me at lunch early July I hate you for introducing me to her can’t get her out of my mind what do you think will happen between Trump and Xi have a great f 35 story but not for e mail and it’s no state secret” dated 6/25/2019
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Alice Lastname @belligerent.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
If the tariffs are ultimately unconstitutional we’re gonna have to give massive refunds to Amazon and Temu and nothing to the people who actually bought the shit at a markup, thanks to our feckless President.
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Black Aziz Anansi @blackazizanansi.blacksky.app · 28/08/2025
Share this tweet if you are down for a national walkout.
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Sacto_Steve @sactosteve.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
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scha·den·freu·de @blisterpearl.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
And a plurality of voters fell for it. Unpresidented.
"It was miraculous. It was almost no trick at all, he saw, to turn vice into virtue and slander into truth, impotence into abstinence, arrogance into humility, plunder into philanthropy, thievery into honor, blasphemy into wisdom, brutality into patriotism, and sadism into justice.
Anybody could do it; it required no brains at all. It merely required no character."
- Joseph Heller, Catch 22
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Alice Lastname @belligerent.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Well you see, if we learn new things we might accidentally challenge our preconceived notions, and that’s un-American.
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Alice Lastname @belligerent.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
I could tell something really normal happened while I was busy with work, when the first thing in Trending was “MechaHitler.”
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Alice Lastname @belligerent.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
It’s wishful thinking but I’d like the blue states to up their taxes so we’re all paying what we would have been paying without this ridiculous bill and then make interstate compacts to provide the services these morons are cutting. I feel bad for the blue dots but we should help who we can.
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Alice Lastname @belligerent.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
All these articles about the MN assassin being a “Walz appointee” and it took like 2 seconds to google that appointees to that committee are nominated by industry groups, and not like, Walz’s hand-picked besties. This fact is unmentioned in the articles. Irresponsible.
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Alice Lastname @belligerent.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
All the federal government needs to do is have a pay-per-view duel to the death between Trump and Musk and then we wouldn’t even have a deficit anymore.
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Hakeem Jefferson @hakeemjefferson.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
I think a lot abt how marginalized people are expected to be perfect just to be treated w/ basic dignity, just to access legal protection. But democracy can’t mean rights for the respectable few. It has to mean fair and just treatment even for those seen as least deserving. That’s the real test.
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Alice Lastname @belligerent.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Dear next Democratic President, when you bring back the WPA to counter the effects of the Trump Depression, I would like more trains please.
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 08/04/2025
Tariffs xkcd.com/3073
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Alice Lastname @belligerent.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
As of this morning, the S&P500 is up 0.25% in the last year! America is truly great.
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Alice Lastname @belligerent.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Stagflation, all I never wanted Stagflation, have to get away Stagflation, America will be alone
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Alice Lastname @belligerent.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Gif from Veep of Selena yelling “The level of incompetence is staggering!” While pounding the desk for emphasis.
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Alice Lastname @belligerent.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
It’d be great if someone could perfect cryosleep so I could fast forward past the Smoot Hawley / dust bowl / stock crash years and skip right into the New Deal bit. Preferably without another world war.
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Alice Lastname @belligerent.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
I read a bit of news on the stock market that was all “But don’t worry! If it drops far enough all the companies will just start doing stock buybacks!” And now I’m mad about both my 401(k) AND that stock buybacks are perfectly legal, virtually unregulated market manipulation.
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WuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Trump’s tariffs on Canada, Mexico and China went into effect last night at midnight so here’s a reminder from Ferris Bueller on how that’s gonna go
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Alice Lastname @belligerent.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Technically Republicans didn’t totally lie. Prices did go down due to the Trump admin - it just happened to be stock prices instead of groceries.
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Alice Lastname @belligerent.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Watching some old Bond movies to reminisce about the good old days, when we knew Russia was an adversary and women all had subtle names like Pussy McBigtiddies.
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Alice Lastname @belligerent.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
“He’s just a little kid who made a series of racist mistakes on the internet, let’s restore his access to the Treasury payment system” This timeline sucks.
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Alice Lastname @belligerent.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
The naive optimist in me is still vaguely hopeful that Congress can come together to reclaim their tariff authority because of just how flagrantly stupid this trade war is (to say nothing of the threats to tariff Taiwanese chips). Any signs of sanity would be appreciated.
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Thomas [DARK MODE], DO @tom.medsky.social · 28/01/2025
If you're struggling financially due to government fuckery or for any reason really and you need infant formula talk to your pediatrician we can hook you up and don't like to ask questions.
An image of me pointing to a closet full of Enfamil cans of various types and colors.
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Alice Lastname @belligerent.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
A Reddit comment that says “X is just a sans serif swastika.”
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millermoviereviews.bsky.social @millermoviereviews.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
American History X has a great beginning. It starts off with Ed Norton playing the part of a white American hero who is ideologically pure. However, after the woke justice system sends him to woke prison just for defending himself, he gets a woke cellmate and comes out woke. One star from me.
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Alice Lastname @belligerent.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
The guy who nominated Gaetz, Hegseth and Rfkjr talking about restoring merit-based government service is really something.
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
a realistic cookbook where every recipe starts with "step 1: clean up your kitchen"
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The Onion @theonion.com · 11/01/2025
theonion.com
Mark Zuckerberg Defends Decision To Fly Confederate Flag At Facebook Headquarters
MENLO PARK, CA—Claiming that the banner embodied the spirit of the company’s values, Mark Zuckerberg defended his controversial decision Friday to fly a Confederate flag at the Facebook headquarters. ...
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ceej @ceej.online · 06/01/2025
USERS: I hate using instagram now, the algorithm sucks, all I see is brands and clickbait. I wish they’d just show me what my friends are up to META: We trapped a little version of you inside your phone so we can torture him forever :)
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Alice Lastname @belligerent.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Megamind, a cartoon villain with a very large head.
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MC Grammer @mc-grammer.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Wait, so he wasn’t an illegal alien from Greenland that crossed the border through eagle pass, ate all the cats in Springfield, took all the tech jobs and then became an ISIS operative from listening to woke transgenders in San Francisco?
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Honest. Decent. Principled. A Lifetime of Selfless Service. #ThankYouJimmyCarter 🙏
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Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Please tell your MAGA friends that they can kill the woke virus by microwaving their phone on high for seven minutes.
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Alice Lastname @belligerent.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
“The right realizes they got swindled by a billionaire who wants them to simultaneously work 80 hours a week and have 5+ kids somehow but will also insource cheaper labor so he doesn’t have to pay them” is my new favorite genre.
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Molly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
We’re just going to have a bunch of newscycles where Trump voters are like “I didn’t actually think he was going to do …. Just because he said he was going to.”
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Alice Lastname @belligerent.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
I’d consider myself a Democrat more or less, but as an elder millennial I’m having a hard time seeing why we should continue to vote for a party who won’t vote for us.
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Alice Lastname @belligerent.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
But we should all be DEEPLY concerned about copycat CEO killers.
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Alice Lastname @belligerent.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
My resting bitch face has been a topic for discussion in multiple performance reviews
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Alice Lastname @belligerent.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
If I ever invent a world-changing technology I can’t decide if I’ll price it low to benefit humanity or high so I can buy a mountain and build Gondor.
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Alice Lastname @belligerent.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
When you hear BlueSky are you thinking about the Irving Berlin song or the Electric Light Orchestra song?
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Alice Lastname @belligerent.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
I have a question/musing - are the companies you all are working for making explicit “thou shalt not feed our proprietary information to ChatGPT in order to get it to do your work for you” policies?
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Alice Lastname @belligerent.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
My cope for dealing with the fact that our rights were sold out for “the economy” is to defer all nonessential personal spending until 2029
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