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Belle Emilie Gold

@belleemiliegold.bsky.social
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Whimsical weirdo. Long Attention Span sufferer. Actress. Comic. Philosopher. …too many apps. Tickets to 𝐆𝐢𝐥𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐭 & 𝐒𝐮𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐧’𝐬 𝐃𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐮𝐥𝐚 www.tickettailor.com/events/circlea…

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Mitch Benn @mitchbenn.bsky.social · 8h
It’s #BANDCAMPFRIDAY, when BC waives its usual cut and the artist gets 100% of what you pay… Available for pre-order: GILBERT & SULLIVAN’S DRACULA: Original London Cast Recording All the songs from my forthcoming comic operetta mitchbenn.bandcamp.com/album/origin...
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Original London Cast Recording: Mitch Benn presents Gilbert & Sullivan's Dracula, by Mitch Benn
27 track album
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Belle Emilie Gold @belleemiliegold.bsky.social · 6h
DRACULA rehearsals for @mitchbenn.bsky.social With my fellow cross-legged cohorts @madelainehanson.bsky.social and Naomi Paxton. Verily, I dignify the dubbing of just about any moniker or wombatteraliason. …Save passably possibly a person. Tickets here! ⬇️ 🧛🏼‍♂️ www.tickettailor.com/events/circl...
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Belle Emilie Gold @belleemiliegold.bsky.social · 17h
Woke up to a few surprise royalty payments for 𝐎𝐁𝐉𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐕𝐈𝐓𝐘. Thank you all so much. 🥰 www.waterstones.com/book/objecti...
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Objectivity by Belle Emilie Gold, Yana Horbatyuk | Waterstones
Buy Objectivity by Belle Emilie Gold, Yana Horbatyuk from Waterstones today! Click and Collect from your local Waterstones or get FREE UK delivery on orders over £25.
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Mitch Benn @mitchbenn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Mitch Benn presents Gilbert & Sullivan’s DRACULA Lost for 120 years, restored, recreated and completely made up by MITCH BENN STRICTLY LIMITED RUN - FOUR PERFORMANCES ONLY 24/25 October www.tickettailor.com/events/circl... #dracula #gilbertandsullivan #operetta #mitchbenn
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Belle Emilie Gold @belleemiliegold.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
London folks, I’m part of something particularly cool and I’d love to see you there. Written & directed by the venerable @mitchbenn.bsky.social and with an utterly incredible cast. 𝐌𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 𝐁𝐄𝐍𝐍: 𝐆𝐈𝐋𝐁𝐄𝐑𝐓 & 𝐒𝐔𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐕𝐀𝐍'𝐒 𝐃𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐔𝐋𝐀 October 24th & 25th www.tickettailor.com/events/circl...
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Belle Emilie Gold @belleemiliegold.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Mildly amusing metaphysical/sociological conundrum- I have twice now been asked in two completely different towns and social settings if my backdrop/profile picture/shirt / [insert other relevant memento here] is ‘𝘎𝘳𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘴.’ If this happens once more I might Keel over.
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Belle Emilie Gold @belleemiliegold.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I’m having one of those nights of perpetual fascination that is the enemy of sleep. The flashbacks new and old rear their hydras heads fighting for dominance. Yet it’s not all bad.
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Mitch Benn @mitchbenn.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Gilbert & Sullivan’s DRACULA At the Circle & Star Theatre, Hampstead 24th & 25th October FOUR PERFORMANCES ONLY Book now: www.tickettailor.com/events/circl...
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Buy tickets – MITCH BENN: GILBERT & SULLIVAN'S DRACULA – Circle & Star Theatre
MITCH BENN: GILBERT & SULLIVAN'S DRACULA – Circle & Star Theatre, Multiple dates and times - All copies of the script by Gilbert and operetta score by Sullivan, for their adaptation of Stoker’s novel,...
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Mitch Benn @mitchbenn.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Now available for pre-order: GILBERT & SULLIVAN’S DRACULA: Original London Cast Recording All the songs from Mitch Benn’s forthcoming comic operetta Preview tracks now streamable mitchbenn.bandcamp.com/album/origin...
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Original London Cast Recording: Mitch Benn presents Gilbert & Sullivan's Dracula, by Mitch Benn
27 track album
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British Comedy Guide @britishcomedy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The studio sitcom isn't dated - it's been withdrawn from sale. Audiences still love narrative comedy played to a live room, so why have broadcasters stopped making it? We present the case for bringing the studio audience sitcom back. www.comedy.co.uk/tv/features/...
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The studio sitcom isn't dated - it's been withdrawn from sale - British Comedy Guide
Audiences still love narrative comedy played to a live room, so why have broadcasters stopped making it? The case for bringing the studio audience sitcom back.
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STOOPIDFUNNYJOKES @stoopidfunnyjokes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Belle Emilie Gold @belleemiliegold.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Drop whatever you’re doing and go see 𝐂𝐨𝐲𝐨𝐭𝐞 𝐕𝐒. 𝐀𝐜𝐦𝐞 in the cinemas. So. 𝘽𝙚𝙚𝙥𝙞𝙣𝙜. Good.
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Terry Pratchett & Rob Wilkins @terryandrob.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
GNU Tim Curry
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Belle Emilie Gold @belleemiliegold.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Wrong 80 year old.
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Belle Emilie Gold @belleemiliegold.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I sat down with the lovely Juliane Dressner & Miriam Shor at the Edinburgh International Film Festival to discuss their inspiring & anger inducing film 𝐌𝐲 𝐍𝐃𝐀. A film shot over 6 years, 𝐌𝐲 𝐍𝐃𝐀 highlights dangers of Non-Disclosure Agreements gone wrong as 3 victims come forward. youtu.be/aKsVEgONzCo
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My NDA_EIFF 2026 Interview with Directors Miriam Shor and Juliane Dressner
YouTube video by Belle Gold
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Helen Alexander @bawley.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
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Raj Patel @rajio.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I do not want to download your app. I just want lunch. I do not want to create an account. I just want lunch. I do not want to setup 2FA. I just want lunch. I do not want to 'earn points'. I just want lunch. I do not want to add to my order. I just want lunch. I JUST WANT LUNCH!
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Belle Emilie Gold @belleemiliegold.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I keep thinking of this as I debate yea or nay to do a forging course. I’d love to 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 a sword but one has to deal with the fact that I’d then 𝘰𝘸𝘯 a sword. I’m a bit nomadic & not wholly confident it could come along on travels as cultural dettaché. I fear I’m rather behind on my fencing lessons.
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Belle Emilie Gold @belleemiliegold.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Not sure how I got *116 of you but welcome.
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Belle Emilie Gold @belleemiliegold.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I despise ads but sometimes it’s rather amusing watching the algorithms trying to pin me down. Today it’s been back to back ads for smithies and neck creams. “𝘞𝘦 𝘳𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘢𝘵 𝘥𝘢𝘸𝘯. 𝘉𝘶𝘵 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘴𝘵! 𝘞𝘦 𝙢𝙤𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙞𝙨𝙚!”
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Sophie Carr @sophiecarr.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Walked up to the lovely redwoods the other night - hadn’t been for a couple of months. Still fabulous 🥰 #iphone15pro #treeporn
An avenue of Wellingtonia, or sequoiadendron giganteum, giant sequoia, or Californian redwood. A bit of sun coming through. Some branches with needles hanging down.
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Belle Emilie Gold @belleemiliegoldpic.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Night of the Illuminated Half-Biscuit
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Mitch Benn @mitchbenn.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
PLEASE SHARE THIS To the young person (longish dark hair, patterned waistcoat, chinos & DM boots) who left this scroll of papers on the Piccadilly Line train at South Kensington station at about 4.25pm today, I’ve handed it to the station staff at Hammersmith.
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Belle Emilie Gold @belleemiliegold.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Livid. I am livid. I mean this is literally Fahrenheit 451. futurism.com/artificial-i...
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AI Companies Are Buying Antique Books, Ingesting Their Contents to Train Models, and Then Destroying Them at Incredible Scale, Even If Almost No Copies Remain
AI companies are quietly obtaining rare books, ingesting their contents, and then destroying them -- even if they're exceedingly rare.
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Belle Emilie Gold @belleemiliegold.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Not for the first time I wonder who I wronged in a past life to get this timeline. 🫠
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Soup!🕯️ @fraughtbroth.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
In Seattle, we have a local raccoon with short spine syndrome who's been kicking it around the city, and we have all collectively named him Jimothy. Here's Jimothy. We love Jimothy.
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Mark Watson @watsoncomedian.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Late last night I got into the hotel lift and, as you can see, I have been carried forward one hundred years. Excited to report back from 2126 as my day progresses. First thing to say is, obviously, Bluesky is still going and people are still mostly using it to post memes about libraries.
Electronic display in a lift shows it's going up to the third floor, that the temperature is 26 degrees, the time is 23:44, and the date is July 16th 2126: a century from now.
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Mitch Benn @mitchbenn.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
From the Count Binface Appreciation Society on FB:
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Belle Emilie Gold @belleemiliegold.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I was under the impression the hedgehog couldn’t be buggered.
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Belle Emilie Gold @belleemiliegold.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
My brain did this in a millisecond: 𝙏𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙞𝙨 𝙖 𝙩𝙧𝙞𝙘𝙠 𝙦𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣. 𝘽𝙚𝙘𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙚— 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙤𝙣𝙡𝙮 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙢𝙞𝙨𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙡𝙩 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙡 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙙 BUT 𝙄 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙚𝙭𝙥𝙚𝙘𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙖𝙣𝙨𝙬𝙚𝙧 𝙞𝙨 𝙨𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙣. 𝙔𝙚𝙩 𝙤𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙝 𝙙𝙖𝙮 𝙂𝙤𝙙 𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙙. 𝙀𝙧𝙜𝙤, 𝙃𝙚 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙞𝙧𝙚𝙙. 𝘾𝙤𝙢𝙥𝙖𝙧𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙡𝙮, 𝙃𝙚 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙬𝙚𝙖𝙠. (—𝙀𝙭𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙞𝙖𝙡 𝙊𝙢𝙣𝙞𝙥𝙤𝙩𝙚𝙣𝙘𝙚 𝙥𝙪𝙩 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙙𝙤𝙬𝙣!)
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Belle Emilie Gold @belleemiliegold.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I don’t follow football but well done everyone. 🇬🇧
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Melissa Jo Peltier @melissjpeltier.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Nononononononono. Not the Cherry Trees.
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Drew Webb 🏳️‍🌈 @archeryfan93.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I’m SO proud to call USAF member Jason Watson a friend of mine. He was arrested yesterday for protesting in his uniform against the administration. Bravo sir. #Impeach #Convict #Remove.
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Heard Island Government @heardislandgov.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Mythology states that Narcissus was ultimately defeated by a reflecting pool. Just saying. There’s hope.
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Belle Emilie Gold @belleemiliegold.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Well that was fun. Now the question is whether one can get back to sleep before the city wide fry-up and after two hours of blinding purple skies with the occasional jagged arcs slicing through the aether like schizophrenic scissors.
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Belle Emilie Gold @belleemiliegold.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Not sure if moth disguised as leaf or leaf disguised as moth.
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British Comedy Guide @britishcomedy.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Members of BCG Club (you can join for a £1 donation) can enter our competition to win a signed Only Fools And Horses framed print: www.comedy.co.uk/competitions...
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Signed Only Fools And Horses memorabilia - Competitions - British Comedy Guide
Signed Only Fools And Horses framed A3 print
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Andy Heppelle🇺🇸🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🇬🇱🇺🇳🏳️‍⚧️ @andyheppelle.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Thank you @apnews.com for capturing the iconic moment when the facade of The John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts was restored to honor and dignity, when DJT’s name was removed, like mud off the boot of justice or a spray tan stain on the fabric of our history and culture. Thank you Judge🇺🇸
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Belle Emilie Gold @belleemiliegold.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I do wonder whether there are 𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘶𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 people with normal sleep schedules. I have to creep up on drowsiness a la Elmer Fudd, hit the hypnogogic state over the head with a hammer and hope against hope that REM hasn’t just run across the road, via some painted-on tunnel with trust issues.
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Belle Emilie Gold @belleemiliegold.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I think a lot about the concept of belonging. Sometimes I wonder if I’m not meant to have a ‘tribe.’ But just to be a fleeting mascot for ones already assembled.
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Mark Watson @watsoncomedian.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Someone walked into first class on the train, realised, reversed out without breaking stride, and it was so much like that meme where Homer reverses back into the bushes.
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Belle Emilie Gold @belleemiliegold.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I don’t have any in-person astrophysics friends but I’m going to this on the 24th if any Londoners I know (or indeed don’t know) find themselves wanting to meander along as well.
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How the Cosmos Explains Life on Earth, with Christophe Galfard
How the Cosmos Explains Life on Earth, with Christophe Galfard
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Belle Emilie Gold @belleemiliegold.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
In a turn of events befitting a time travel tale, I lost my program somewhere between Ankh-Morpork and London 𝘣𝘶𝘵 Vimes signed my Vimes which made it safely home so maybe it all evens out.
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Belle Emilie Gold @belleemiliegold.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Could not be more excited for tonight’s watch…
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Cyndi @savannahpeace.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Scott Pelley fired from '60 Minutes,' deepening turmoil at CBS News apnews.com/article/cbs-...
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Mark Watson @watsoncomedian.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Yep, vote for Ted tonight. You don't have to watch it. Just imagine someone winning a nationally televised, Simon Cowell-driven show with a bunch of awkward PowerPoint slides and graphs, and that should get you over the line.
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British Comedy Guide @britishcomedy.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Stephen Fry has reunited with the QI team to voice walking tour guides to London. www.comedy.co.uk/shop/fyi/110...
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Stephen Fry narrates QI walking tours of London - British Comedy Guide
Stephen Fry has reunited with the QI team to voice walking tour guides to London.
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Rivera Ride the Wave @photo-rivera.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I am sooo in my happy place right now.... Teton National Park #NPS #landscape #photography #EastCoastKin #WestCoastKin #LuminarEdit #LuminarMobile
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Belle Emilie Gold @belleemiliegold.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
UK distribution up and out: 🇬🇧 www.waterstones.com/book/objecti...
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Objectivity by Belle Emilie Gold, Yana Horbatyuk | Waterstones
Buy Objectivity by Belle Emilie Gold, Yana Horbatyuk from Waterstones today! Click and Collect from your local Waterstones or get FREE UK delivery on orders over £25.
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Belle Emilie Gold @belleemiliegold.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I’ve heard of waxing poetic but this…
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