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Belle Emilie Gold

@belleemiliegold.bsky.social
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Whimsical weirdo. Long Attention Span sufferer. Actress. Comic. Philosopher. …too many apps. Tickets to 𝐆𝐢𝐥𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐭 & 𝐒𝐮𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐧’𝐬 𝐃𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐮𝐥𝐚 www.tickettailor.com/events/circlea…

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Belle Emilie Gold @belleemiliegold.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Stunning sunset tonight. I tried to frame this as though the lantern itself was looking out at the evening rays.
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Belle Emilie Gold @belleemiliegold.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
To this I have to say: Stoicism is all well and good when you don’t have to worry about it running up your trouser leg.
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Belle Emilie Gold @belleemiliegold.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I have been up all night worrying about such and whatnot and it cumulated with a mouse in the house. A quick agnostically driven search of what to do with two odd years of hard luck— whether for ways to cope or someone to shout at —brought me to Zeno of Citium.
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Andy Tomlinson @andytomlinson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Confidentiality, Glasgow style.
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Dewie @judgedewie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
OMG I had to check my work emails regarding an extra case in court tomorrow and I've just read this from an HR person. "on a knee to nose basis" A KNEE TO NOSE BASIS 😳
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Belle Emilie Gold @belleemiliegold.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Belle Emilie Gold @belleemiliegold.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Anyone who knows anything about me will know what an honour it is to be a part of this one. #GNUTerryPratchett @terrypratchett.bsky.social hdfst.uk/e162902
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Mitch Benn @mitchbenn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It’s #BANDCAMPFRIDAY, when BC waives its usual cut and the artist gets 100% of what you pay… Available for pre-order: GILBERT & SULLIVAN’S DRACULA: Original London Cast Recording All the songs from my forthcoming comic operetta mitchbenn.bandcamp.com/album/origin...
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Original London Cast Recording: Mitch Benn presents Gilbert & Sullivan's Dracula, by Mitch Benn
27 track album
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Belle Emilie Gold @belleemiliegold.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
DRACULA rehearsals for @mitchbenn.bsky.social With my fellow cross-legged cohorts @madelainehanson.bsky.social and Naomi Paxton. Verily, I dignify the dubbing of just about any moniker or wombatteraliason. …Save passably possibly a person. Tickets here! ⬇️ 🧛🏼‍♂️ www.tickettailor.com/events/circl...
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Belle Emilie Gold @belleemiliegold.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Woke up to a few surprise royalty payments for 𝐎𝐁𝐉𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐕𝐈𝐓𝐘. Thank you all so much. 🥰 www.waterstones.com/book/objecti...
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Objectivity by Belle Emilie Gold, Yana Horbatyuk | Waterstones
Buy Objectivity by Belle Emilie Gold, Yana Horbatyuk from Waterstones today! Click and Collect from your local Waterstones or get FREE UK delivery on orders over £25.
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Mitch Benn @mitchbenn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Mitch Benn presents Gilbert & Sullivan’s DRACULA Lost for 120 years, restored, recreated and completely made up by MITCH BENN STRICTLY LIMITED RUN - FOUR PERFORMANCES ONLY 24/25 October www.tickettailor.com/events/circl... #dracula #gilbertandsullivan #operetta #mitchbenn
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Belle Emilie Gold @belleemiliegold.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
London folks, I’m part of something particularly cool and I’d love to see you there. Written & directed by the venerable @mitchbenn.bsky.social and with an utterly incredible cast. 𝐌𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 𝐁𝐄𝐍𝐍: 𝐆𝐈𝐋𝐁𝐄𝐑𝐓 & 𝐒𝐔𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐕𝐀𝐍'𝐒 𝐃𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐔𝐋𝐀 October 24th & 25th www.tickettailor.com/events/circl...
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Belle Emilie Gold @belleemiliegold.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Mildly amusing metaphysical/sociological conundrum- I have twice now been asked in two completely different towns and social settings if my backdrop/profile picture/shirt / [insert other relevant memento here] is ‘𝘎𝘳𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘴.’ If this happens once more I might Keel over.
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Belle Emilie Gold @belleemiliegold.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It’s strange. Having maintained a long attention span in a world that seems to hurry along. I wonder what Time has to say about that. I wonder- not just who I am -but of the myriad of souls reflected around me and where we all begin. Shapeshifters the lot of us. At least… that’s one angle. ~B. E.
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Belle Emilie Gold @belleemiliegold.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Years- well years are always fickle. They’re the caloric intake of continuities measurements. I’ve yet to meet a person of any age who’s seen a year last as long as it’s supposed to. Do I have a point to this little muse? My solitary late night pillow talk. Or do I merely run from the shadows?
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Belle Emilie Gold @belleemiliegold.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The older I get the more I feel we really 𝘥𝘰 live this thing backwards. A world that seemed so clear to me once as a child can hardly be counted on anymore. And I do mean counted on. For the first 25 years or so an hour lasts an hour and a week is a week.
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Belle Emilie Gold @belleemiliegold.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
‘Continuminium’ I’ve started calling it. A barely perceptible bender of realities. A gentle tug across the veil. I stretch the sky black putty of Time again, willing it to give its answers.
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Belle Emilie Gold @belleemiliegold.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Overlaying it all is the rubbery elasticity of Time that I occasionally take out to stretch and toy with. As the putty of the mind goes the only thing that tops it is a little blue oblong whose glow I sometimes see on the edge of my dreams. A gateway across the worlds.
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Belle Emilie Gold @belleemiliegold.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I’m able to observe the jagged edges of Fear. The curved overlooping shrouds of Guilt that come in a blackish morphing grey. The red sparks of righteous Anger at an upturned world. The wobbly glazed window haze of Injustices Witnessed. The quivering gold harp strings of Anticipation and Ecstasy.
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Belle Emilie Gold @belleemiliegold.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I’m having one of those nights of perpetual fascination that is the enemy of sleep. The flashbacks new and old rear their hydras heads fighting for dominance. Yet it’s not all bad.
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Mitch Benn @mitchbenn.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Gilbert & Sullivan’s DRACULA At the Circle & Star Theatre, Hampstead 24th & 25th October FOUR PERFORMANCES ONLY Book now: www.tickettailor.com/events/circl...
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Buy tickets – MITCH BENN: GILBERT & SULLIVAN'S DRACULA – Circle & Star Theatre
MITCH BENN: GILBERT & SULLIVAN'S DRACULA – Circle & Star Theatre, Multiple dates and times - All copies of the script by Gilbert and operetta score by Sullivan, for their adaptation of Stoker’s novel,...
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Mitch Benn @mitchbenn.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Now available for pre-order: GILBERT & SULLIVAN’S DRACULA: Original London Cast Recording All the songs from Mitch Benn’s forthcoming comic operetta Preview tracks now streamable mitchbenn.bandcamp.com/album/origin...
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Original London Cast Recording: Mitch Benn presents Gilbert & Sullivan's Dracula, by Mitch Benn
27 track album
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British Comedy Guide @britishcomedy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The studio sitcom isn't dated - it's been withdrawn from sale. Audiences still love narrative comedy played to a live room, so why have broadcasters stopped making it? We present the case for bringing the studio audience sitcom back. www.comedy.co.uk/tv/features/...
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The studio sitcom isn't dated - it's been withdrawn from sale - British Comedy Guide
Audiences still love narrative comedy played to a live room, so why have broadcasters stopped making it? The case for bringing the studio audience sitcom back.
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Belle Emilie Gold @belleemiliegold.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
So sorry to hear this. ❤️‍🩹 There are never words. 🫶🏼
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Belle Emilie Gold @belleemiliegold.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I suppose it’s too much to hope you’re finally on Off Menu?
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STOOPIDFUNNYJOKES @stoopidfunnyjokes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Belle Emilie Gold @belleemiliegold.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Drop whatever you’re doing and go see 𝐂𝐨𝐲𝐨𝐭𝐞 𝐕𝐒. 𝐀𝐜𝐦𝐞 in the cinemas. So. 𝘽𝙚𝙚𝙥𝙞𝙣𝙜. Good.
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Belle Emilie Gold @belleemiliegold.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
is introduced and settled.
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Belle Emilie Gold @belleemiliegold.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I started with Mort as well. Then went back from COM and read chronologically. I still stand by that as the best way to do it. The Disc really starts to feel like The Disc by Mort then you can hop back to the first three as almost origin stories. Plus you’re not so late in the canon that everything
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Belle Emilie Gold @belleemiliegold.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
That’s what I said yesterday! youtu.be/KSZbXP7lBfA
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Terry Pratchett & Rob Wilkins @terryandrob.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
GNU Tim Curry
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Belle Emilie Gold @belleemiliegold.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Wrong 80 year old.
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Belle Emilie Gold @belleemiliegold.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I sat down with the lovely Juliane Dressner & Miriam Shor at the Edinburgh International Film Festival to discuss their inspiring & anger inducing film 𝐌𝐲 𝐍𝐃𝐀. A film shot over 6 years, 𝐌𝐲 𝐍𝐃𝐀 highlights dangers of Non-Disclosure Agreements gone wrong as 3 victims come forward. youtu.be/aKsVEgONzCo
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My NDA_EIFF 2026 Interview with Directors Miriam Shor and Juliane Dressner
YouTube video by Belle Gold
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Helen Alexander @bawley.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
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Belle Emilie Gold @belleemiliegold.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
How neat! Congrats.
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Raj Patel @rajio.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I do not want to download your app. I just want lunch. I do not want to create an account. I just want lunch. I do not want to setup 2FA. I just want lunch. I do not want to 'earn points'. I just want lunch. I do not want to add to my order. I just want lunch. I JUST WANT LUNCH!
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Belle Emilie Gold @belleemiliegold.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I keep thinking of this as I debate yea or nay to do a forging course. I’d love to 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 a sword but one has to deal with the fact that I’d then 𝘰𝘸𝘯 a sword. I’m a bit nomadic & not wholly confident it could come along on travels as cultural dettaché. I fear I’m rather behind on my fencing lessons.
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Belle Emilie Gold @belleemiliegold.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
*Bluesky followers. Not pigeons. That would be terrifying.
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Belle Emilie Gold @belleemiliegold.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Not sure how I got *116 of you but welcome.
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Belle Emilie Gold @belleemiliegold.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I despise ads but sometimes it’s rather amusing watching the algorithms trying to pin me down. Today it’s been back to back ads for smithies and neck creams. “𝘞𝘦 𝘳𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘢𝘵 𝘥𝘢𝘸𝘯. 𝘉𝘶𝘵 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘴𝘵! 𝘞𝘦 𝙢𝙤𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙞𝙨𝙚!”
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Sophie Carr @sophiecarr.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Walked up to the lovely redwoods the other night - hadn’t been for a couple of months. Still fabulous 🥰 #iphone15pro #treeporn
An avenue of Wellingtonia, or sequoiadendron giganteum, giant sequoia, or Californian redwood. A bit of sun coming through. Some branches with needles hanging down.
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Belle Emilie Gold @belleemiliegoldpic.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Night of the Illuminated Half-Biscuit
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Mitch Benn @mitchbenn.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
PLEASE SHARE THIS To the young person (longish dark hair, patterned waistcoat, chinos & DM boots) who left this scroll of papers on the Piccadilly Line train at South Kensington station at about 4.25pm today, I’ve handed it to the station staff at Hammersmith.
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Belle Emilie Gold @belleemiliegold.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Livid. I am livid. I mean this is literally Fahrenheit 451. futurism.com/artificial-i...
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AI Companies Are Buying Antique Books, Ingesting Their Contents to Train Models, and Then Destroying Them at Incredible Scale, Even If Almost No Copies Remain
AI companies are quietly obtaining rare books, ingesting their contents, and then destroying them -- even if they're exceedingly rare.
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Belle Emilie Gold @belleemiliegold.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Not for the first time I wonder who I wronged in a past life to get this timeline. 🫠
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Belle Emilie Gold @belleemiliegold.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I visited Riga, Latvia recently and price wise I was in Heaven. This bruschetta sampler at a cafe was under ten euros. (About 11/12 USD or 8/9 GBP.) Took some adjusting when I got back to London.
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Soup!🕯️ @fraughtbroth.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
In Seattle, we have a local raccoon with short spine syndrome who's been kicking it around the city, and we have all collectively named him Jimothy. Here's Jimothy. We love Jimothy.
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Mark Watson @watsoncomedian.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Late last night I got into the hotel lift and, as you can see, I have been carried forward one hundred years. Excited to report back from 2126 as my day progresses. First thing to say is, obviously, Bluesky is still going and people are still mostly using it to post memes about libraries.
Electronic display in a lift shows it's going up to the third floor, that the temperature is 26 degrees, the time is 23:44, and the date is July 16th 2126: a century from now.
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Belle Emilie Gold @belleemiliegold.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Immediately thought of this exact comic.
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Belle Emilie Gold @belleemiliegold.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Been missing you over on Threads.
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