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don't ask don't shantell @beforemoonlight.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

the alzheimer's might be beating my granny ass but when my mom said your grandbaby on the phone she knew exactly who it was ☝🏽

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don't ask don't shantell @beforemoonlight.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I've been knitting during therapy and my therapist said she gets excited to see my progress each week and the receptionist said she would love to commission me to make an afghan for her

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don't ask don't shantell @beforemoonlight.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

screaming at them talking about the weather differences between canada and the states

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don't ask don't shantell @beforemoonlight.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

group A is such a fun and entertaining group. mexico! south korea! czechia! I stayed up to watch south korea vs czechia and it's so fun watching the mexican-korean alliance and also soccer from nations where it's not their primary sport/they aren't one of the heavy hitters

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don't ask don't shantell @beforemoonlight.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

world cup thoughts consolidated: a thread 🧵

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don't ask don't shantell @beforemoonlight.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

mexico didn't even play that good, south africa was just pure ass. like unfathomable levels of ass.

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don't ask don't shantell @beforemoonlight.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

fuck elon musk!!!!!!! BIDI BOM BOM BITCH!!!!!!

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don't ask don't shantell @beforemoonlight.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

south africa you have four years to figure out a midfield. you keep playing from the back and they're beating your ASS. very lucky that they can't seem to capitalize on everything you feed them! shoutout to their keeper fr! vamos mexico!!!!! 🇲🇽

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don't ask don't shantell @beforemoonlight.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

FIRST GOAL OF THE WORLD CUP SCORED BY A BLACK MAN

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don't ask don't shantell @beforemoonlight.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

have nawt been using this app but just know I will try to be the resident world cup correspondent for my friends on here

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don't ask don't shantell @beforemoonlight.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

watching the mad men zou bisou bisou episode on my birthday

a'ja "g'oat" wilson with cunty monica before you walk into my life bob sitting behind the WNBA 2025 championship trophy

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don't ask don't shantell @beforemoonlight.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

I certainly could get behind this. I love the béisbol!!!!!

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

Oscar Isaac was in the Criterion Closet and he’s the first guy who I think properly understood that he gets all the movies for free and just overloaded the bag

Oscar Isaac shoving movies into a bag that can’t take it anymore

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Janet Johnsonville 🎭🇬🇭 @debbiecakes.blacksky.app · 23/03/2026

REMINDER: THE USPS IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE A BUSINESS THAT IS MAKING MONEY. IT IS A CONSTITUTIONALLY PROTECTED ENTITY FOR THE PEOPLE.

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don't ask don't shantell @beforemoonlight.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

chet hanks forced to be a craqueño in colombia, timothee leaving the oscars with the clothes on his back and jack harlow trying to reheat musiq soulchild nem nachos and blowing up the microwave instead.....white boy summer has finally been stopped mashallah!

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Chels 💀👻🎃 @chelsisright.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

He was going to.

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don't ask don't shantell @beforemoonlight.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

made a very deliberate effort to listen to more albums in full this year and focused on mostly calming ones and discovered that now three months into the experiment that I can't sustain anger like I did before

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don't ask don't shantell @beforemoonlight.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

wisdom teeth removal recovery will make you realize things ✨

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don't ask don't shantell @beforemoonlight.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

I've decided that I'm going to knit whenever I'm watching sports and see how much I can do mindlessly

cunty cow that broke into someone's house and is sitting in a rather cunt fashion in someone's broken drawer

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don't ask don't shantell @beforemoonlight.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

never doubted your efforts for a second 🙂‍↕️

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don't ask don't shantell @beforemoonlight.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

when I have my way I'll be her but without the terrible storylines and will be a pilates instructor and will be a great potter as well 🙏🏽

A picture of "MIRANDA HOBBES, ESQ.
Corporate Lawyer
Unmarried Woman"

why she let a man with skid marks miraculously impregnate her and then decided to keep it omgggggg

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krat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor

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don't ask don't shantell @beforemoonlight.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

it is well documented that I bit my cousin as a toddler and yes a french 75 will always see me!!!!!

a'ja wilson sitting smugly behind the 2025 wnba championship trophy with a cunty bob that gives monica before you walk out of my life a lil bit

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don't ask don't shantell @beforemoonlight.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

the fun part about being from miami is that whenever I speak spanish my accent takes on the nationality of whoever is on the phone

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don't ask don't shantell @beforemoonlight.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

it was very sweet, shoutout mi gente latino!!!!!!

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don't ask don't shantell @beforemoonlight.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

being bilingual is fun cause next to no one in that arena understood benito but I did!!!!!

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don't ask don't shantell @beforemoonlight.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

mini fugees reunion reminded me that pras is in prison

guy pointing at a painting in an attempt to teach his dog about impressionism and make the dog appreciate art (the dog is looking at the painting but personally I don't think he gives a fuckkkkkkk)

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don't ask don't shantell @beforemoonlight.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

really not knowing how to feel about these d'angelo tributes only cause I never thought we'd be in this situation! he really fucked the city up omgggggggg

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don't ask don't shantell @beforemoonlight.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

the epitome del partido de los leopardos que comen caras yes

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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

Good reminder from this state highway!

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don't ask don't shantell @beforemoonlight.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

oh he definitely just asked somebody in there to teach him spanish

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don't ask don't shantell @beforemoonlight.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

I assumed that the move to drone strikes and less on the ground personnel was cause they know they don't have the manpower to flex like they really would love to

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don't ask don't shantell @beforemoonlight.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

if for some reason they get the balls to do a ground invasion I hope that they know that the venezolanos would smoke them cause these new batches of recruits are absolute FOOD in any sort of combat

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don't ask don't shantell @beforemoonlight.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

how the fuck did justin timberlake diss both prince and janet jackson and get to live in peace for all these years?

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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

day one in mamdani’s new york

a guy wearing a “i ❤️ ny” cap reading the qur’an in one hand and the communist manifesto in the other

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

just saw a billionaire pack all his things in a bindle and start leaving new york city on foot. he turned and looked at me with tears in his eyes and said “maybe one day when this city is safe we’ll return” before walking away

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Skye @simplyskye.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

USPS quietly changed its postmark rules — mail is no longer dated when you drop it off. The “official” date is when it hits automated sorting — sometimes days later Which could have major implications for mail in voting — it’s a clever way to disenfranchise voters that’s going largely overlooked

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don't ask don't shantell @beforemoonlight.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

apple music is so real for not playing any rico nasty songs until I got off I-95 like omg could you imagine me fighting miami traffic and smack a bitch comes on

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CL Hellisen @clhellisen.com · 28/12/2025

We really need to bring back a focus on reading comprehension

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don't ask don't shantell @beforemoonlight.bsky.social · 28/12/2025

can we track if there is an uptick in use of les mots/frases putain, merde et repose en merde/pisse on today?

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don't ask don't shantell @beforemoonlight.bsky.social · 28/12/2025

heard in another conversation "shantell you different from my other grandchildren" "oh how is that grandma" "you not fast like the other ones"

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don't ask don't shantell @beforemoonlight.bsky.social · 28/12/2025

I was trying to clear some of my personal library before buying new books and succeeded for the most part! I wanted to read these things that teased out thoughts about this current moment in time on a personal, political and societal level.

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don't ask don't shantell @beforemoonlight.bsky.social · 28/12/2025

15. elizabeth taylor: a private life for public consumption by ellis cashmore had a realization of just how much of a performance I put on at work bought this. it's one of the better examples of how to capture a subject from afar and do your best to examine and explain their essence. 4.5/5

cover for elizabeth taylor: a private life for public consumption by ellis cashmore

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don't ask don't shantell @beforemoonlight.bsky.social · 28/12/2025

14. assata: an autobiography by assata shakur saw a copy in a local black owned bookstore sometime after her death and had to read it finally. a very humanizing piece that filled me with profound sadness and anger. I just hope that rest is doing her well after all that she went through. 5/5

cover for assata: an autobiography by assata shakur herself

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don't ask don't shantell @beforemoonlight.bsky.social · 28/12/2025

13. war against all puerto ricans by nelson a. denis paints a harrowing picture of those who give their all to fight against empire and constantly reminds you of how these real stories were suppressed in real time. one critique is where are the women? 4.5/5

cover for war against all puerto ricans: revolution and terror in america's colony by nelson a. denis

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don't ask don't shantell @beforemoonlight.bsky.social · 28/12/2025

12. frankenstein by mary shelley read in anticipation for GDT's frankenstein (cue slight boos for the movie), one of my favorites of all time. hits the right spot every single time. no notes fr. 5/5

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don't ask don't shantell @beforemoonlight.bsky.social · 28/12/2025

11. wuthering heights by emily bronte read in anticipation for the new movie. I finally saw what all the hoopla is about and I fear for what is cooking in emerald fennell's sick mind. an exploration of decades of trauma, grief and hatred that doesn't waste a second. 5/5

cover for wuthering heights by emily bronte

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don't ask don't shantell @beforemoonlight.bsky.social · 28/12/2025

10. 1984 by george orwell after years of avoiding reading it (but getting away with referencing it quite a bit anyways and answering many a trivia question about orwell 🤫) I finally bit the bullet. it was so fantastically bleak and will never lose its touch. 4.5/5

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