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don't ask don't shantell @beforemoonlight.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

the alzheimer's might be beating my granny ass but when my mom said your grandbaby on the phone she knew exactly who it was ☝🏽

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don't ask don't shantell @beforemoonlight.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I've been knitting during therapy and my therapist said she gets excited to see my progress each week and the receptionist said she would love to commission me to make an afghan for her

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don't ask don't shantell @beforemoonlight.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

world cup thoughts consolidated: a thread 🧵

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don't ask don't shantell @beforemoonlight.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

fuck elon musk!!!!!!! BIDI BOM BOM BITCH!!!!!!

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don't ask don't shantell @beforemoonlight.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

FIRST GOAL OF THE WORLD CUP SCORED BY A BLACK MAN

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don't ask don't shantell @beforemoonlight.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

have nawt been using this app but just know I will try to be the resident world cup correspondent for my friends on here

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don't ask don't shantell @beforemoonlight.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

watching the mad men zou bisou bisou episode on my birthday

a'ja "g'oat" wilson with cunty monica before you walk into my life bob sitting behind the WNBA 2025 championship trophy

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

Oscar Isaac was in the Criterion Closet and he’s the first guy who I think properly understood that he gets all the movies for free and just overloaded the bag

Oscar Isaac shoving movies into a bag that can’t take it anymore

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Janet Johnsonville 🎭🇬🇭 @debbiecakes.blacksky.app · 23/03/2026

REMINDER: THE USPS IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE A BUSINESS THAT IS MAKING MONEY. IT IS A CONSTITUTIONALLY PROTECTED ENTITY FOR THE PEOPLE.

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don't ask don't shantell @beforemoonlight.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

chet hanks forced to be a craqueño in colombia, timothee leaving the oscars with the clothes on his back and jack harlow trying to reheat musiq soulchild nem nachos and blowing up the microwave instead.....white boy summer has finally been stopped mashallah!

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Chels 💀👻🎃 @chelsisright.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

He was going to.

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don't ask don't shantell @beforemoonlight.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

made a very deliberate effort to listen to more albums in full this year and focused on mostly calming ones and discovered that now three months into the experiment that I can't sustain anger like I did before

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don't ask don't shantell @beforemoonlight.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

I've decided that I'm going to knit whenever I'm watching sports and see how much I can do mindlessly

cunty cow that broke into someone's house and is sitting in a rather cunt fashion in someone's broken drawer

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don't ask don't shantell @beforemoonlight.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

when I have my way I'll be her but without the terrible storylines and will be a pilates instructor and will be a great potter as well 🙏🏽

A picture of "MIRANDA HOBBES, ESQ.
Corporate Lawyer
Unmarried Woman"

why she let a man with skid marks miraculously impregnate her and then decided to keep it omgggggg

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krat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor

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don't ask don't shantell @beforemoonlight.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

it is well documented that I bit my cousin as a toddler and yes a french 75 will always see me!!!!!

a'ja wilson sitting smugly behind the 2025 wnba championship trophy with a cunty bob that gives monica before you walk out of my life a lil bit

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don't ask don't shantell @beforemoonlight.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

the fun part about being from miami is that whenever I speak spanish my accent takes on the nationality of whoever is on the phone

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don't ask don't shantell @beforemoonlight.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

being bilingual is fun cause next to no one in that arena understood benito but I did!!!!!

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don't ask don't shantell @beforemoonlight.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

mini fugees reunion reminded me that pras is in prison

guy pointing at a painting in an attempt to teach his dog about impressionism and make the dog appreciate art (the dog is looking at the painting but personally I don't think he gives a fuckkkkkkk)

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don't ask don't shantell @beforemoonlight.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

really not knowing how to feel about these d'angelo tributes only cause I never thought we'd be in this situation! he really fucked the city up omgggggggg

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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

Good reminder from this state highway!

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don't ask don't shantell @beforemoonlight.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

if for some reason they get the balls to do a ground invasion I hope that they know that the venezolanos would smoke them cause these new batches of recruits are absolute FOOD in any sort of combat

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don't ask don't shantell @beforemoonlight.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

how the fuck did justin timberlake diss both prince and janet jackson and get to live in peace for all these years?

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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

day one in mamdani’s new york

a guy wearing a “i ❤️ ny” cap reading the qur’an in one hand and the communist manifesto in the other

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

just saw a billionaire pack all his things in a bindle and start leaving new york city on foot. he turned and looked at me with tears in his eyes and said “maybe one day when this city is safe we’ll return” before walking away

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Skye @simplyskye.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

USPS quietly changed its postmark rules — mail is no longer dated when you drop it off. The “official” date is when it hits automated sorting — sometimes days later Which could have major implications for mail in voting — it’s a clever way to disenfranchise voters that’s going largely overlooked

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don't ask don't shantell @beforemoonlight.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

apple music is so real for not playing any rico nasty songs until I got off I-95 like omg could you imagine me fighting miami traffic and smack a bitch comes on

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CL Hellisen @clhellisen.com · 28/12/2025

We really need to bring back a focus on reading comprehension

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don't ask don't shantell @beforemoonlight.bsky.social · 28/12/2025

can we track if there is an uptick in use of les mots/frases putain, merde et repose en merde/pisse on today?

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don't ask don't shantell @beforemoonlight.bsky.social · 28/12/2025

heard in another conversation "shantell you different from my other grandchildren" "oh how is that grandma" "you not fast like the other ones"

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don't ask don't shantell @beforemoonlight.bsky.social · 28/12/2025

welp! it's the end of the year so let me review what I read in 2025!!!!

anthony joshua smiling cause he knows he's getting ready to knock jake paul thee fuck out in a matter of seconds

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don't ask don't shantell @beforemoonlight.bsky.social · 16/11/2025

sometimes my grandma's dementia proves to be funny. like she called me and asked me if my son was his football game and I said WHO???? grandma you gotta be looking for somebody else I don't got no babies and she said oh I'm sorry baby 😭

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Starbucks Workers United @sbworkersunited.org · 13/11/2025

As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history. Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX

Don't Buy Starbucks! At any location, today and beyond, while workers are on ULP strike!

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🎃 Zack o' Lantern 🎃 @zackdavisson.com · 11/11/2025

There are 1,700 ballots that need signature confirmation. That is enough to change the election. Go. Check. Your. Ballot. komonews.com/news/local/s...

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Signature issues could sway Seattle mayoral race as 1,700 ballots face scrutiny

These ballots, currently rejected and uncounted, could prove decisive in the election outcome.

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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

so joyce carol oates owned elon so hard he's been taking out ads on X saying he has in fact read a book and watched a movie and he's clearly spiraling and unable to recover from such a vicious own i say to my wife as she frantically pulls out of the driveway

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don't ask don't shantell @beforemoonlight.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

susan sarandon continues to get the last laugh

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Chris Sommerfeldt @c-sommerfeldt.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

Mamdani was unaware Dick Cheney had died when I asked just now:

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don't ask don't shantell @beforemoonlight.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

I wonder if my trivia crowd can tell that I'm my grandparents baby based solely on the music I play

cunty cow that broke into somebody's house

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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 23/10/2025

The Gamblers (flipped), by Hendrick Ter Brugghen, 1623, 📸 by Cameron Browne

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don't ask don't shantell @beforemoonlight.bsky.social · 23/10/2025

if the miami heat joined bluesky y'all would be seeing so much more of me on here but they're ducking me bad

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don't ask don't shantell @beforemoonlight.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

at a black and asian feminist solidarity event and this baby just walked up to the speakers and said and did nothing and then sat in the crowd with us to listen intently

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don't ask don't shantell @beforemoonlight.bsky.social · 15/10/2025

the universe knew to have me be in my mother's womb when the elián crisis was going on cause otherwise I would've been talking CRAZY and they would've had to send me off with him to shut me up fr

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don't ask don't shantell @beforemoonlight.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

I love talking to my grandparents cause it's like yesssssss let the originators of my mannerisms educate me once more

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don't ask don't shantell @beforemoonlight.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

so very happy to see this post while I have multiple of her songs queued up for trivia

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Nebula Rasa @nebulanomad87.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

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Joe Sudbay @joesudbay.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

Nick Valencia, who has been doing amazing reporting, just wrote about this: “These Are Abductions.” Newlywed Husband Says Wife Taken During Green Card Interview open.substack.com/pub/nickvale...

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“These Are Abductions.” Newlywed Husband Says Wife Taken During Green Card Interview

By Nick Valencia | September 27, 2025

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