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BeeZeemann

@beezeemann.bsky.social
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Paper shuffler. Cat herder. Photographer. Reader. Possessor of useless info. Fan of the MST3K/Rifftrax/Cinematic Titanic/The Mads are Back quadrangle. Professional underachiever. Vengeful God. Twitter refugee. Uncultured swine. Opinions mine.

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BeeZeemann @beezeemann.bsky.social · 2h
Sure, take out San Diego, home of our second largest naval base and principal home port for the U.S. Pacific Surface Fleet.
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BeeZeemann @beezeemann.bsky.social · 4h
I wonder if Jessica Hahn will attend Jim Bakker's funeral. If you get that reference, it's time to schedule a colonoscopy.
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BeeZeemann @beezeemann.bsky.social · 14h
If you answered “breathing and with a measurable pulse,” you’re wrong.
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BeeZeemann @beezeemann.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
RIP Mandy Pepperidge. Otter's going to be crushed.
extratv.com
Mary Louise Weller of ‘Animal House’ Dies at 79
Mary Louise Weller, remembered for playing sorority girl Mandy in the classic film “Animal House,” died October 1. She was one day shy of 80.
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Mr. Blabalino 🇳🇴🇺🇸💙 @blabalino.com · 02/10/2026
Always happy to help with costume ideas for your #cats.
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BeeZeemann @beezeemann.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The creepy, sentient bag from the #Rifftrax short, “Paper and I,” wishes everyone a Happy Friday Eve!
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BeeZeemann @beezeemann.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Time to watch one of the most depressing movies ever made.
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BeeZeemann @beezeemann.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They forgot to add: His ass vs. A hole in the ground.
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I might be a little less distrustful of AI if the dudes promoting it, supporting it, insisting on it, and advocating for it weren’t the worst fucking people on the planet.
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BeeZeemann @beezeemann.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The straits are open, trust me!
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BeeZeemann @beezeemann.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Congrats. They're watching TV.
A photo of former president George W. Bush with his quote from the year 2000: “Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?”
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BeeZeemann @beezeemann.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I don’t want to know.
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BeeZeemann @beezeemann.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Nice of him to show up for army training sporting the Camel TOW missile system.
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BeeZeemann @beezeemann.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Happy Friday Eve from the creepy auctioneer from the "Chicken of Tomorrow" short! #MST3K
An unsettling closeup of an older white dude, bearing a resemblance to a shrunken apple head, as he auctions off chickens.
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BeeZeemann @beezeemann.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You have to grow older, but you don't have to grow up.
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BeeZeemann @beezeemann.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If true, I foresee the Vols getting seriously beaten down this weekend.
knoxnews.com
President Trump to attend Tennessee vs Texas football game in Knoxville
President Donald Trump plans to attend the Tennessee football game against Texas on Sept. 26, Knox News has confirmed.
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BeeZeemann @beezeemann.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The tradition of inviting one's boss to your house for dinner perseveres.
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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
When a dog is rescued by a woman who loves crocheting: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmil...
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BeeZeemann @beezeemann.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It came to my attention today that between #MST3K and my youth spent watching cheesy sci-fi and monster movies on the weekends, I've been exposed to an unhealthy amount of Bert I. Gordon films during my lifetime.
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BeeZeemann @beezeemann.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Watched this one a couple of nights ago. It details how independent film makers made exploitation movies intended for southern audiences at smaller, rural, independently owned theaters, and how Hollywood came to embrace the genre because the films made money. A nice slice of cinema history.
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That's Hicksploitation: The Origin of Southern Sinema (2024)
C. Courtney Joyner brings us through the intriguing history of southern regional cinema and explores the roots of exploitation films.
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BeeZeemann @beezeemann.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I think this actually melted my brain, so of course I'm going to share it with others!
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Everything Is Terrible! Kidz Klub! (2022)
A mind-melting found footage odyssey from Everything Is Terrible! with clips from thousands of forgotten DVD and VHS tapes aimed at yesterday's youth.
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BeeZeemann @beezeemann.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Was the Ole Miss crowd chanting “Lane Kiffin’s a pussy?” I really couldn’t tell for certain from the broadcast audio.
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BeeZeemann @beezeemann.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
How would you describe your social media reach?
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Man Explaining the Dono Wall
ALT: Man Explaining the Dono Wall
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BeeZeemann @beezeemann.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Georgia plays Arkansas in Fayetteville tomorrow. I’m hoping we’ll see Dr. Lockhart and his research assistant in the stands during the TV coverage. #MST3K #BoggyCreek2
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
T.P. SQUAD They’re cops. And they’re gonna wipe out crime. ABC Thursdays 9pm, this fall!
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BeeZeemann @beezeemann.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Happy Friday Eve from the #IceCreamBunny! #Rifftrax
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BeeZeemann @beezeemann.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
RIP Peter Max. As a kid in the early 70s I was fascinated by his artwork - I still am, actually. Very distinctive and groovy, often imitated but never equaled.
apnews.com
The psychedelic pop artist Peter Max has died at 88, his son says
The artist Peter Max has died at age 88. Max was known for colorful, psychedelic pop art that expressed the optimism of the “flower power” movement of the 1960s and graced everything from postage stamps to a cruise ship.
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BeeZeemann @beezeemann.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I want to win this contest just so I can back out.
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BeeZeemann @beezeemann.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Somewhere in Washington, D.C., there's an adult diaper filled with crap and rage.
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Tabitha Fringe Chase @tabby676.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Atlanta folks: are you or someone you know food insecure? I just heard about a new resource, an online food bank!!!
theonlinefoodpantry.org
Food Pantry That Delivers At Your Door Step - Hunger Relief
The Online Food Pantry is eliminating food waste every day by rescuing surplus food with a purpose to combat hunger. The food pantry that delivers. Hunger relief
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BeeZeemann @beezeemann.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The band that played California Lady has dropped out of Ed Sheeran’s tour #MST3K #TrackoftheMoonBeast
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BeeZeemann @beezeemann.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I can't decide on a comment for this one. 1. Not Disney Imagineer's best work. 2. He looks like the family dog sitting in the car knowing he's about to go to the park.
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BeeZeemann @beezeemann.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I like it when Reddit posts line up.
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Brad and I are celebrating our 18th wedding anniversary today, September 14, 2026, in New York City. Brad and I were married on Sept 14, 2008, at the Democracy Forum of the Japanese American National Museum in Los Angeles.
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BeeZeemann @beezeemann.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Me watching the Georgia-Western Kentucky game. #UGA #GoDawgs
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BeeZeemann @beezeemann.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Who knew that someone whose only claim to fame is "The Real World" could be this stupid?
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Mike Luckovich @mluckovich.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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BeeZeemann @beezeemann.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The only rubble he was under on 9/11 was McDonald's Big Mac and french fry boxes.
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BeeZeemann @beezeemann.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Slap Fight Between Friends
ALT: Slap Fight Between Friends
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BeeZeemann @beezeemann.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
She didn’t play, but somehow Riley still managed to tie for fifth place.
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BeeZeemann @beezeemann.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
LSU’s game tonight…will that count in the NFC South standings?
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BeeZeemann @beezeemann.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The Mads are Back and this time it’s personal! In my mind, the equipment is an homage to KTMA when the station’s control room was the Mads’ HQ. #RifftraxExperiments #MST3K
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BeeZeemann @beezeemann.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Oh, so it's the stuff that's not even good enough to put into dog food. Got it.
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BeeZeemann @beezeemann.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I've never reskeeted a video like this before so I was so nervous, but it was packed with protein.
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BrooklynDad_Defiant! @mmpadellan.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
BEST. CAPTION. EVER. 🤣🤣🤣
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 04/09/2026
no mention of Maria Bartiromo on her old Fox Business show this morning. She's been removed like Trotsky from those old Stalin photos.
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BeeZeemann @beezeemann.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
They probably got sick of listening to her, too.
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BeeZeemann @beezeemann.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Checking the Radar for Someone Who Cares Meme
ALT: Checking the Radar for Someone Who Cares Meme
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BeeZeemann @beezeemann.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I remember the day my younger sister and I headed off to school one morning and she came home my brother that afternoon.
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BeeZeemann @beezeemann.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Belatedly? That's a four syllable word. He didn't write this.
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