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BeeZeemann

@beezeemann.bsky.social
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Paper shuffler. Cat herder. Photographer. Reader. Possessor of useless info. Fan of the MST3K/Rifftrax/Cinematic Titanic/The Mads are Back quadrangle. Professional underachiever. Vengeful God. Twitter refugee. Uncultured swine. Opinions mine.

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BeeZeemann @beezeemann.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Egon hopes your weekend is free of jellyfish gunk on your face (which is not even close to having The Monkey gunk on your face). #MST3K #StingOfDeath
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BeeZeemann @beezeemann.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Great, Zombie Christopher Columbus. Walking around, being an asshole, trying to eat people's brains.
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BeeZeemann @beezeemann.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Don’t be a donkey, it’s nothing like The Monkey!
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
All these years later.... I'm STILL a member of The Resistance.
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BeeZeemann @beezeemann.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
OMG! Sting of Death is now available for backers! Time to do the jellyfish! #MST3K
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BeeZeemann @beezeemann.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
What are the odds Jeff pops a chubby while reading books about the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory fire?
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BeeZeemann @beezeemann.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Should I subject you all to photographs I've taken over the years? Hell, yes, I should! Took this one at a local church's pumpkin patch in October 2008.
Photo of a group of pumpkins that were for sale in October 2008.
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BeeZeemann @beezeemann.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Imagine the self-loathing if he were born a poor, black child.
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Paul Leigh -Some Rascal on the Internet @pleightx.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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BeeZeemann @beezeemann.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Please delete my browser history.
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BeeZeemann @beezeemann.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Shit, he makes Coleman Francis look CableACE Award worthy.
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BeeZeemann @beezeemann.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sure, take out San Diego, home of our second largest naval base and principal home port for the U.S. Pacific Surface Fleet.
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BeeZeemann @beezeemann.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I wonder if Jessica Hahn will attend Jim Bakker's funeral. If you get that reference, it's time to schedule a colonoscopy.
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BeeZeemann @beezeemann.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If you answered “breathing and with a measurable pulse,” you’re wrong.
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BeeZeemann @beezeemann.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sending Jambi to grant you three wishes.
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Jambi Winks
ALT: Jambi Winks
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BeeZeemann @beezeemann.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
RIP Mandy Pepperidge. Otter's going to be crushed.
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Mary Louise Weller of ‘Animal House’ Dies at 79
Mary Louise Weller, remembered for playing sorority girl Mandy in the classic film “Animal House,” died October 1. She was one day shy of 80.
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Mr. Blabalino 🇳🇴🇺🇸💙 @blabalino.com · 02/10/2026
Always happy to help with costume ideas for your #cats.
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BeeZeemann @beezeemann.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The creepy, sentient bag from the #Rifftrax short, “Paper and I,” wishes everyone a Happy Friday Eve!
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BeeZeemann @beezeemann.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Time to watch one of the most depressing movies ever made.
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BeeZeemann @beezeemann.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They forgot to add: His ass vs. A hole in the ground.
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I might be a little less distrustful of AI if the dudes promoting it, supporting it, insisting on it, and advocating for it weren’t the worst fucking people on the planet.
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BeeZeemann @beezeemann.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The straits are open, trust me!
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BeeZeemann @beezeemann.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Congrats. They're watching TV.
A photo of former president George W. Bush with his quote from the year 2000: “Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?”
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BeeZeemann @beezeemann.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I don’t want to know.
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BeeZeemann @beezeemann.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
He'll be guiding the recruits in their training on the Camel TOW missile system.
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BeeZeemann @beezeemann.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Nice of him to show up for army training sporting the Camel TOW missile system.
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BeeZeemann @beezeemann.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Happy Friday Eve from the creepy auctioneer from the "Chicken of Tomorrow" short! #MST3K
An unsettling closeup of an older white dude, bearing a resemblance to a shrunken apple head, as he auctions off chickens.
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BeeZeemann @beezeemann.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You have to grow older, but you don't have to grow up.
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BeeZeemann @beezeemann.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If true, I foresee the Vols getting seriously beaten down this weekend.
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President Trump to attend Tennessee vs Texas football game in Knoxville
President Donald Trump plans to attend the Tennessee football game against Texas on Sept. 26, Knox News has confirmed.
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BeeZeemann @beezeemann.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
He's not apologizing for making his seat all squishy, that's for certain.
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BeeZeemann @beezeemann.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Beavis and Butt-Head Headbang Rock On
ALT: Beavis and Butt-Head Headbang Rock On
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BeeZeemann @beezeemann.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Does the school teach massage techniques? They may have been targeted because of that.
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Raid on 7 Georgia massage parlors leads to multiple arrests
None of the 11 confirmed as arrested face trafficking charges.
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BeeZeemann @beezeemann.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The tradition of inviting one's boss to your house for dinner perseveres.
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BeeZeemann @beezeemann.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Once upon a time his movies were considered healthy, with doctors even prescribing them for sick patients. But sometime in the 1990s, the Surgeon General determined that Bert's movies are hazardous to your health.
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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
When a dog is rescued by a woman who loves crocheting: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmil...
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BeeZeemann @beezeemann.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It came to my attention today that between #MST3K and my youth spent watching cheesy sci-fi and monster movies on the weekends, I've been exposed to an unhealthy amount of Bert I. Gordon films during my lifetime.
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BeeZeemann @beezeemann.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Creep Behind the Camera is hard to find, but fortunately for us there's the Internet Archive!
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The Creep Behind The Camera 2014 Full Movie M 4u HD
Biopic of Victor Savage, mind behind The Creeping Terror.
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BeeZeemann @beezeemann.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I saw that! When I watch The Creeping Terror now, mostly what I think of is how weird Vic Savage was (I think he was the real creeping terror).
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BeeZeemann @beezeemann.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's definitely worth a watch. Now I need to watch the one on Bert I. Gordon! The documentary on Al Adamson's life and death is a good way to continue in the cheesy, cheap, indie filmmaker genre.
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BeeZeemann @beezeemann.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Watched this one a couple of nights ago. It details how independent film makers made exploitation movies intended for southern audiences at smaller, rural, independently owned theaters, and how Hollywood came to embrace the genre because the films made money. A nice slice of cinema history.
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That's Hicksploitation: The Origin of Southern Sinema (2024)
C. Courtney Joyner brings us through the intriguing history of southern regional cinema and explores the roots of exploitation films.
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BeeZeemann @beezeemann.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Such a great film! And to think Edward Woods was originally cast to play the lead of Tom Powers, but I don't see him pulling off that role nearly as well as Cagney did.
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BeeZeemann @beezeemann.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
At least the review in the El Paso Herald-Post the day after it’s premiere got it right.
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BeeZeemann @beezeemann.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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BeeZeemann @beezeemann.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
That was my reaction, too. So I watched it, and other than drooling constantly, it had no effect on me at all.
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BeeZeemann @beezeemann.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I think this actually melted my brain, so of course I'm going to share it with others!
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Everything Is Terrible! Kidz Klub! (2022)
A mind-melting found footage odyssey from Everything Is Terrible! with clips from thousands of forgotten DVD and VHS tapes aimed at yesterday's youth.
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BeeZeemann @beezeemann.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Was the Ole Miss crowd chanting “Lane Kiffin’s a pussy?” I really couldn’t tell for certain from the broadcast audio.
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BeeZeemann @beezeemann.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
How would you describe your social media reach?
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Man Explaining the Dono Wall
ALT: Man Explaining the Dono Wall
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BeeZeemann @beezeemann.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Georgia plays Arkansas in Fayetteville tomorrow. I’m hoping we’ll see Dr. Lockhart and his research assistant in the stands during the TV coverage. #MST3K #BoggyCreek2
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
T.P. SQUAD They’re cops. And they’re gonna wipe out crime. ABC Thursdays 9pm, this fall!
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BeeZeemann @beezeemann.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Heavy Metal!!
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