alex @beelzebong.bsky.social · 03/10/2026whoever you are book annotator, i will cherish your annotations forever (because i hoard every book i buy) 040
alex @beelzebong.bsky.social · 03/10/2026bought a used book and there’s something charming about seeing the annotations from the previous owner 120
Reposted by alexhaunted ghoulfriend👻🍬 @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 02/10/2026time for me to get blessed 1331
Reposted by alexnick @unionnick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026On the *same day* the Cornell Seven drugged and raped Jane Doe, Cornell banned four students (including the President of Cornell JVP) from campus for three years for nonviolent, pro-Palestine protests. The same Cornell officials let the rapists off with apology essays. 5452162088
Reposted by alexJess @ennui-haver.bsky.social · 01/10/2026i saw the wise sage at taco bell last week getting a five bean burrito 2252
Reposted by alexhoney @honeyvirtues.bsky.social · 28/09/2026girls only want one thing, a fucking break 110441
Reposted by alexzorabug 🐛 @witchsocks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026static.klipy.comThe Sims 1: Grim Reaper & House FireAlt: The Sims 1: Grim Reaper & House Fire 0233
Reposted by alexskeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026does anyone wanna defrost my meat 6411
alex @beelzebong.bsky.social · 27/09/2026hell and back, the beginning, in between, till the end of time 021
alex @beelzebong.bsky.social · 27/09/2026i have nothing funny to say because nothing is funny anymore 061
Reposted by alexUncut Femmes @juliagiantrat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026anyone wanna hang out and platonically gaze into our orbs together 4513
Reposted by alexArmiger @butchfemboy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026They blaming effects on my wizard beam. 044
Reposted by alexThis user is a dead body @fuck-my-pissy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026my homie touched by the angels 0375
Reposted by alexvapors of the chasm @snakeroot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Feeling a great melancholy tonight 0132
Reposted by alexfrancis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 26/09/2026im in da pussy getting torn asunder #ouch 1293
Reposted by alexJess @ennui-haver.bsky.social · 25/09/2026zohran mamdani said he wouldn't smoke my skinny ass schwag joint even tho it was a huge joint filled with hydro and then he ripped the joint up and rolled his own with absolute dirt weed, like brown stuff, and it smoked so bad and he was coughing the whole time really harsh and he wouldn't pass it 1355
alex @beelzebong.bsky.social · 23/09/2026giant stain on my shirt to cover up the fact i’m not wearing a bra 050
Reposted by alexspooky cannoli @boner.ink · 21/09/2026it's monday let's all get miserable and depressed 5647
Reposted by alexhaunted ghoulfriend👻🍬 @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 21/09/2026hidden truths being revealed to me in my mind palace rn 2596
Reposted by alexJess @ennui-haver.bsky.social · 20/09/2026oh well can't win em all or anything at all really 0206
Reposted by alexpenny mason @rosegxldheart.bsky.social · 19/09/2026alexa post something funny yet esoteric and niche 182
alex @beelzebong.bsky.social · 19/09/2026can only think about the project i’m about to dedicated the next week of my life to 040
