Beefsquid @beefsquid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026They going to do that and then at the end be like “this was all in the dr doom universe! Those weren’t the real guys” 010
Beefsquid @beefsquid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026That’s the game. I hope half this roster isn’t wearing Phillies colors next year 000
Reposted by Beefsquidphylan @phylan.website · 30/09/2026they call it free baseball only because the vast cost to your spirit isn't measurable 311036
Reposted by BeefsquidJordan @jordanfreiman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026the phillies have tied it up. phillies fans are madder than theyve ever been about this development 836278
Beefsquid @beefsquid.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I hope there is a lockout next year so I don't have to watch these bums for a very long time 010
Reposted by BeefsquidThe Good Phight @thegoodphight.bsky.social · 30/09/2026It’s fitting that the last game of the season is going to feature Cristopher Sánchez doing a Herculean feat that’s lost upon bad defense and even worse offense 46014
Beefsquid @beefsquid.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Pay me $2million dollars and put me in as the entire Phillies lineup. I’ll take all 9 at bats. I also won’t hit anything and they’ll save a bunch of money 110
Beefsquid @beefsquid.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Can’t believe the Phillies are letting Matt Olsen walk all over their shit 000
Beefsquid @beefsquid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I don't want to see Trea Turner in a phillies uniform ever again and unfortunately that won't be the case for years. 010
Reposted by BeefsquidLancCo Rob (Topper? I hardly know her! Edition) @lanccorob.bsky.social · 29/09/2026BIG BOOTY BOHM SHOWING UP IN #RedOctober 0608
Beefsquid @beefsquid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I'm going to coast on pure delusion. Phillies go all the way 011
Beefsquid @beefsquid.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Playoff Phillies! That was painful but maybe they’ll be hot now 000
Reposted by Beefsquidone dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Not to #Unc post but if the 2008 team showed up like this in a must win game someone would have killed themselves in the locker room. 5694
Beefsquid @beefsquid.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The Phillies make the playoffs if Topper is still the manager I hate to say 010
Beefsquid @beefsquid.bsky.social · 25/09/2026No matter what happens this season you can’t run this Phillies lineup back again next year. 010
Beefsquid @beefsquid.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Enough with the ai berries and cream looking boxing French guys. I almost bought the first one but now there is like 5 of them. Overplayed your hand 000
Beefsquid @beefsquid.bsky.social · 24/09/2026maybe i dont need to watch phillies baseball in october. they dont seem to want to play baseball in october. 000
Reposted by BeefsquidDan Pizzuta @danpizzuta.bsky.social · 20/09/2026There was a replay of Jayden Daniels that made Tom Brady say "oh shit" on air 3479353
Beefsquid @beefsquid.bsky.social · 18/09/2026🚨Syril Karn in the new season of Slow Horses alert 🚨 001
Reposted by BeefsquidCristian Ramirez @cristianramirez.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Taylor doing the bit, but sincerely 151273217
Beefsquid @beefsquid.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Starters not playing preseason always makes the first couple weeks feel bad 010
Beefsquid @beefsquid.bsky.social · 11/09/2026The Jonas Brothers doing the australia halftime show feels like a fell omen 022
