iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Becky Aizen @beckyaizen.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

If you thought today’s mutton/lamb combo of bare legs & a micro mini is diabolical in itself, you won’t want to know that I seem to have paired it with elastic-free undies, so now I’ve contorted myself into the weirdest splayed-leg walk lest every passer-by becomes my own personal gynaecologist.

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Becky Aizen @beckyaizen.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

On the bus with a nursery class of 3-4 year olds who are engaged in an earnest discussion of how many hills their houses have.

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Becky Aizen @beckyaizen.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Nicholas Kristof rapes meerkats, pass it on.

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Becky Aizen @beckyaizen.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

I had this song in my head then I was like, wait: that can’t be a real song, so I googled it and, of course, it’s a bloody Aussie banger!’ youtu.be/XElRK0vzfk8?...

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I Sucked a Lot of Cock to Get Where I Am

YouTube video by Regurgitator - Topic

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Stephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

Been reminded of the time online edgelords would refer to themselves as 'classical liberals' while not owning a single frock coat between them.

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Becky Aizen @beckyaizen.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

This stuff triggers my in-built snob-detector alarm. Friends in Oz started a “literary fiction-only book group” that expressly forbade “genre fiction”. I put forward an impassioned argument for mysteries & thrillers, even Midnighting in the Garden of Good & Evilling them, but the snobs won.

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Becky Aizen @beckyaizen.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

Everyone thinks I’m so highbrow but I’ve only read six. Give me a psychological thriller any day!

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Becky Aizen @beckyaizen.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

Never heard this song the same way after learning that someone was convinced for years the lyrics were “Israeli men: hallelujah!” youtube.com/watch?v=l5aZ...

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The Weather Girls - It's Raining Men (Official Video)

YouTube video by TheWeatherGirlsVEVO

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Becky Aizen @beckyaizen.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

Women who support the rape of other women for any reason are not feminists. They’re sexual sadists and psychopaths. ✍️: @nicolelampert.bsky.social

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Becky Aizen @beckyaizen.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

Quiztina Aguilera is my go-to pub quiz team name: it will never be bested!

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Phil Craig @philmcraig.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

See photo below, from one of endless management consultant-led 'awaydays', packed with W1A speak.

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Phil Craig @philmcraig.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

OK I left a decade ago but the ABC has been freaking out in a digital age day dream for years & yes I did once say that in a management meeting! It became a place of endless strategy reformulations but little feel for its own culture & traditions.

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Phil Craig @philmcraig.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

As a former insider it's oddly reassuring to see ABC management continue it's fine tradition of alienating the people who actually want to watch it in return for chasing people who never will.

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Mario Rustan @mariorustan.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

1st, congrats for the great reach. I think in early 2020s Sstack was heterodox coded, but not anymore. Notes is a game changer, so Elon hates it. Your follow up is a good point, but I guess people can appreciate the connection everywhere now. 'The more the merrier' kinds of work here.

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Stephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

I think this is it: for good and for ill a Substack like doesn't seem to be very hard-earned.

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Becky Aizen @beckyaizen.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

I get much more engagement on Substack but it registers less because I feel closer to my mutuals here, some of whom I’ve known for years now from Twitter. Substack is much more my wheelhouse ideologically, cos it’s an echo chamber of my design!, so why does it feel so impersonal/ less social?

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Becky Aizen @beckyaizen.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

That’s cool, but I stand with Ess Dreck, Farshtunkeneh Mamzer, and look forward to the day these fardreyter stickers won’t pop up all over my street like the genital rash they are.

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Becky Aizen @beckyaizen.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

I think of my grandmother at my age, and my Mum at my age, and I whisper a silent apology to both.

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Becky Aizen @beckyaizen.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Share a song from the year you turned 18* *that also has your name as the fourth word in its lyrics** **bet you can’t! youtu.be/X53ZSxkQ3Ho?...

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Sir Mix-A-Lot - Baby Got Back (Official Music Video)

YouTube video by SirMixALotVEVO

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Graham @grahamsutton.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

Going to start using Maycation for hol in may, Laycation -hol where you stay in bed, Haycation - farm hol, etc

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mel, binface’s knight 🏳️‍⚧️🔰♨️ @astruckpersonn.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

evangelicals have finally created. the golden calf. from the classic bible story “don’t create a golden calf”

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Becky Aizen @beckyaizen.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

How can you name newborn kittens without knowing their sex? I thought they were all female yesterday so named Pawdrey Hepburn’s “daughters” Miaowalyn Monroe, Catalie Portman & Feline Dion, but watch this space, I guess …

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Son of Bengt @sonofbengt.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

We've got a mystery to solve, Scoob!

"Wonderful pub, lovely, friendly atmosphere and people. Delicious food! My first time coming, will definitely come back!... I knocked off three stars today, as the fat Greek lady, sister of that Greek multi millionaire stole two of my paintings. She frequents this pub, so I'm avoiding it, won't be going again."

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Becky Aizen @beckyaizen.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

I was on my way to vote when my cat went into labour (went into, not voted for). If the Greens get in, blame Pawdrey Hepburn.

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Becky Aizen @beckyaizen.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

Simplifying the message for the “But Gaza” crew.

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Becky Aizen @beckyaizen.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

I’m way too old to be excited by this but

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Becky Aizen @beckyaizen.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

Free Palestine: “a movement that counts within its ranks men content to use a 7lb sledgehammer to fracture the back of a woman”. You know? The Good People. www.spiked-online.com/2026/05/06/t...

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The ugly truth about the cult of Palestinianism

The conviction of the Palestine Action activists confirms it: Israelophobia is a vile menace to civilised values.

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Becky Aizen @beckyaizen.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

I don’t want to doxx him because I strongly disapprove of children putting their images online (clearly my ex disagrees) but my 12-year-old has a YouTube channel, and he did release a totally adorable video 💛

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Howard ✡🟦🎗 @howarda-atlaw.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

"Vaccines bad. Juvenile skin cancer good."

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Joel Clark @mrjoelclark.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

Polanski just stated that the Green Party is an ‘anti-racist party’. Gaslighting.

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Dr Jo Kershaw @mthrjo.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

People who are critical of Zack Polanski (and I’m increasingly one of them) need to be able to recognise that, even if you think he’s handling antisemitism within his party really badly, he is himself a victim of antisemitism.

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Becky Aizen @beckyaizen.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

So grim I find myself taking Polanski’s side, a stance I’ve not taken since thinking Rosemary’s Baby was Oscar-worthy.

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Matt @matthewblott.com · 05/05/2026

"A lifelong anti-racist, peace campaigner and assiduously inclusive constituency MP ended up being seen by too many voters as a promoter of division and prejudice." Predictably Andy blames everyone except Corbyn for this. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

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The Greens need to learn the right lessons from the destruction of Corbynism | Andy Beckett

Zack Polanski must be more nimble in fending off attacks than the former Labour leader or he risks suffering the same fate, says Guardian columnist Andy Beckett

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Becky Aizen @beckyaizen.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Rallies that protest “all racisms” not only discount anti-Jewish racism but promote it. This ain’t it, babes.

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Becky Aizen @beckyaizen.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Real men don’t make quiche calls.

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Becky Aizen @beckyaizen.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Even Beattie’s not safe from the mentalists. Perhaps they need to get an ‘ology or, failing that, some originality. Jews having horns is sooooooo 4th century …

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Jack Kessler @jackkessler.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

My hope is a whole bunch of not Jewish people will sign up, discover that the location of Jewish events are frequently kept secret until 24 hours before for security reasons and conclude that is not a reasonable state of affairs.

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Becky Aizen @beckyaizen.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

Aide: Jezza? Jeremy Corbyn: *rouses from stupor after sampling Tommy’s latest strain*: Wha—? Aide: I’ve just read in the paper they’re calling Polanski the worst Jew-baiting cunt of a political leader that the UK has ever seen!!! Jeremy Corbyn: Hold my bong …

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