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Becky Aizen

@beckyaizen.bsky.social
1.6K followers 876 following 7.8K posts

Melbourne born & bred. 20 years a Londoner. Probably the only person in human history to pinch the title of their PhD from Fran Drescher’s autobiography. Will never not prefer Vegemite. substack.com/@beckyaizen

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Becky Aizen @beckyaizen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Also, g’day! 👋
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Becky Aizen @beckyaizen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You know you’ve been in the UK too long when your autocorrect changes ‘London’ to ‘Londis’.
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Becky Aizen @beckyaizen.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I haven’t! I’ve been an inoff again (involuntarily offline)!
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Becky Aizen @beckyaizen.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Lost phone, who dis?
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Becky Aizen @beckyaizen.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
You are a font of all pattern recognition! I love it!
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Becky Aizen @beckyaizen.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Today’s earworm. Oy vey. youtu.be/nmYi5u9BhtI?...
youtu.be
Technohead - I Wanna Be A Hippy (Flamman & Abraxas Radio Mix)
YouTube video by Lower East Side Records
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Becky Aizen @beckyaizen.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
No, just a joke!
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Becky Aizen @beckyaizen.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Ah - I get it now. How many hills on the route from home to nursery. I just figured they were stoned.
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Becky Aizen @beckyaizen.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I wish I was as sensible as @phoebebovy.bsky.social.
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Becky Aizen @beckyaizen.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
If you thought today’s mutton/lamb combo of bare legs & a micro mini is diabolical in itself, you won’t want to know that I seem to have paired it with elastic-free undies, so now I’ve contorted myself into the weirdest splayed-leg walk lest every passer-by becomes my own personal gynaecologist.
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Becky Aizen @beckyaizen.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
On the bus with a nursery class of 3-4 year olds who are engaged in an earnest discussion of how many hills their houses have.
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Becky Aizen @beckyaizen.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Nicholas Kristof rapes meerkats, pass it on.
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Becky Aizen @beckyaizen.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Bespoke articles are my favourite articles ❤️
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Becky Aizen @beckyaizen.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I had this song in my head then I was like, wait: that can’t be a real song, so I googled it and, of course, it’s a bloody Aussie banger!’ youtu.be/XElRK0vzfk8?...
youtu.be
I Sucked a Lot of Cock to Get Where I Am
YouTube video by Regurgitator - Topic
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Stephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Been reminded of the time online edgelords would refer to themselves as 'classical liberals' while not owning a single frock coat between them.
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Becky Aizen @beckyaizen.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I love it!
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Becky Aizen @beckyaizen.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Brilliant! Who said it?
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Becky Aizen @beckyaizen.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I’m not even thriving here FFS.
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Becky Aizen @beckyaizen.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Just realising the gravity of their win. Over thirty years later, the book group is still thriving in Australia, while I clearly am not … 😒
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Becky Aizen @beckyaizen.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
This stuff triggers my in-built snob-detector alarm. Friends in Oz started a “literary fiction-only book group” that expressly forbade “genre fiction”. I put forward an impassioned argument for mysteries & thrillers, even Midnighting in the Garden of Good & Evilling them, but the snobs won.
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Becky Aizen @beckyaizen.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Just realising the gravity of their win. Over thirty years later, the book group is still thriving in Australia, while I clearly am not … 😒
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Becky Aizen @beckyaizen.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Sorry Jane Eyre xxx
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Becky Aizen @beckyaizen.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I’m at least honest enough not to count the books I skimmed!
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Becky Aizen @beckyaizen.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
I was an English lit minor; also, an excellent bullshitter.
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Becky Aizen @beckyaizen.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Everyone thinks I’m so highbrow but I’ve only read six. Give me a psychological thriller any day!
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Becky Aizen @beckyaizen.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Are you involved with Stop the Hate?
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Becky Aizen @beckyaizen.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
See also: Scuse me while I kiss this guy, knocking on Kevin’s door, I can see Deidre now Lorraine has gone …
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Becky Aizen @beckyaizen.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Never heard this song the same way after learning that someone was convinced for years the lyrics were “Israeli men: hallelujah!” youtube.com/watch?v=l5aZ...
youtube.com
The Weather Girls - It's Raining Men (Official Video)
YouTube video by TheWeatherGirlsVEVO
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Becky Aizen @beckyaizen.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Londoners:
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Becky Aizen @beckyaizen.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
QuizTeama!
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Becky Aizen @beckyaizen.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Women who support the rape of other women for any reason are not feminists. They’re sexual sadists and psychopaths. ✍️: @nicolelampert.bsky.social
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Becky Aizen @beckyaizen.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Very good 👏👏👏👏
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Becky Aizen @beckyaizen.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Quiztina Aguilera is my go-to pub quiz team name: it will never be bested!
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Phil Craig @philmcraig.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
See photo below, from one of endless management consultant-led 'awaydays', packed with W1A speak.
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Phil Craig @philmcraig.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
OK I left a decade ago but the ABC has been freaking out in a digital age day dream for years & yes I did once say that in a management meeting! It became a place of endless strategy reformulations but little feel for its own culture & traditions.
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Phil Craig @philmcraig.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
As a former insider it's oddly reassuring to see ABC management continue it's fine tradition of alienating the people who actually want to watch it in return for chasing people who never will.
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Becky Aizen @beckyaizen.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Who’s your Desert Island Thinker? Mine is John McWhorter. youtu.be/mVi_HP5c13A?...
youtu.be
The Revival of Yiddish I Glenn Loury and John McWhorter
YouTube video by The Glenn Show Clips
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Becky Aizen @beckyaizen.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
A gift for your weekend:
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Becky Aizen @beckyaizen.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I just made myself literally LOL.
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Becky Aizen @beckyaizen.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
youtu.be/X53ZSxkQ3Ho?...
youtu.be
Sir Mix-A-Lot - Baby Got Back (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by SirMixALotVEVO
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Mario Rustan @mariorustan.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
1st, congrats for the great reach. I think in early 2020s Sstack was heterodox coded, but not anymore. Notes is a game changer, so Elon hates it. Your follow up is a good point, but I guess people can appreciate the connection everywhere now. 'The more the merrier' kinds of work here.
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Stephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I think this is it: for good and for ill a Substack like doesn't seem to be very hard-earned.
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Becky Aizen @beckyaizen.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I have to tap the sign again. At least I’m using my Yiddish?
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Becky Aizen @beckyaizen.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Is it because it’s primarily a platform to self-publish (self-promote?) where there’s no agenda here?
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Becky Aizen @beckyaizen.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I get much more engagement on Substack but it registers less because I feel closer to my mutuals here, some of whom I’ve known for years now from Twitter. Substack is much more my wheelhouse ideologically, cos it’s an echo chamber of my design!, so why does it feel so impersonal/ less social?
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Becky Aizen @beckyaizen.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I can’t, Helen. I’m already beyond misanthropic! The world post-2005?6? Later? I don’t know; when did it all go mad?!? has coarsened me beyond recognition. I don’t think I can hate humanity any more than I do. I love your curiosity and research and writing, but I may have to sit this one out.
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Becky Aizen @beckyaizen.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
No! Thank you 🙏
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Becky Aizen @beckyaizen.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
And no, I’m not a genocidal baby-killer, but this is May 2026, and anyone who reads the Free Palestine Industrial Complex but anything other than a well-oiled antisemitic propaganda machine is either being wilfully obtuse or is a beyond-help bloody moron.
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Becky Aizen @beckyaizen.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
That’s cool, but I stand with Ess Dreck, Farshtunkeneh Mamzer, and look forward to the day these fardreyter stickers won’t pop up all over my street like the genital rash they are.
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Gingit @virgosprincess.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
This
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