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St John Starling (evil now) @stjohnstarling.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A Companion in Vice is a gothic-noir hybrid novel about psychosexual obsession and mad science, sent for free, a chapter per week, directly to your inbox. Beginning October 9th. FIND OUT MORE HERE - stjohnstarling.substack.com
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St John Starling (evil now) @stjohnstarling.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I’m in a PotO4PotO (Phantom of the Opera for Phantom of the Opera) relationship. We’re always competing for whose soul is more tortured and who gets to unmask his hideous visage first. We live in adjacent underground lakes beneath the same opera house.
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St John Starling (evil now) @stjohnstarling.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
We only recently became aware of each other, after months of narrow misses while conducting opera ghost business. I have more candelabras than he does. He doesn’t even have a waterfall down here
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the beast with five fingers ✍️ @beastliness.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
this is a very good article but I particularly appreciate that they archived Ask Jesus
In some cases, it even pulled down entire publications. Bible Scriptures, a site where BBM had published content attributed to a roster of fake Christian theologians, hosted an AI-powered Jesus, and sold a $97 e-book supposedly penned by a made-up Franciscan scholar clad in a traditional robe — a curious choice, given that Franciscans famously take vows of poverty — has been locked behind a password since May. (BBM sold several other e-books attributed to fake writers on its site Hack Spirit; those volumes are still being sold, but they’ve now been altered so that the author is listed as Lachlan.)Ask Jesus: Your Personal Guide to Biblical WisdomExplore life's most challenging questions through the lens of Christian teachings with our "Ask Jesus" tool.
Powered by Al, this tool brings the wisdom of Jesus to your fingertips, offering personalized, scripture-based guidance for your dilemmas.Whether you're facing moral conflicts, seeking spiritual advice, or navigating personal challenges, this tool provides insights aligned with Biblical principles.
Ask Jesus Your Most Challenging Life
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Sam Cole @samleecole.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Automattic statement: "Matt Mullenweg is currently on leave from Automattic. Mark Davies, Automattic’s CFO, will lead the company as interim CEO. The Board has full confidence in Mark's leadership and in the team's ability to execute against the company's priorities."
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Sam Cole @samleecole.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
BREAKING: Matt's been forced into a "leave of absence" www.404media.co/wordpress-au...
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Automattic CEO Matt Mullenweg Put on 'Leave of Absence'
Mullenweg, co-founder of Wordpress, wrote in a company-wide Slack channel on Wednesday that board members "conspired" behind his back to vote to put him on leave.
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Sam Cole @samleecole.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Matt's on Reddit, posting and not mad www.reddit.com/r/Wordpress/...
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That’s surprising didn’t he own a majority of the company? Is this like how Steve Jobs was ousted from apple?

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Although he owns a good bit and currently has proxy votes for some investors, their board structure gives each board member one vote regardless of their ownership percentage. 

I imagine his next move will be to call a shareholders meeting in an attempt to replace the board.

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I don't know. VCs are smart. Since they agreed to dual-class shares, they may have contractual agreements that prevent that.

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I can fill seats on the board whenever I want, but that's not the point.
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Sam Cole @samleecole.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
cabalos
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At least he’s still pulling a paycheck. Wouldn’t want him to lose his post-economic status. /s

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Yeah, it's kinda nice. I make millions of dollars but I don't have to do anything, so I could just comment on Reddit.

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Good morning Matt. Thanks for the masterclass on how to lose control of a company you own 84% of.@dril: and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad.
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Sam Cole @samleecole.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
being super normal on x too x.com/photomatt/st...
I really need some great sysadmin and security researchers to hire really quick, no one from 
@automattic
! I'm on the board there and fully support Mark Davies in his interim CEO role. But I think it's probably good if I move some of my stuff currently hosted there, elsewhere.
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the beast with five fingers ✍️ @beastliness.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Crowd of paramedics and firefighters begging me not to do it, telling me I have so much to live for, as I slowly raise a single blueberry to my mouth
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St John Starling (evil now) @stjohnstarling.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
In retaliation, I am also implementing universal 50% tariffs across my household (my partner is American.)
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the beast with five fingers ✍️ @beastliness.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
it's so cool waking up every morning to news of what the mad king has done this time, very 19th century central europe
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Knight of Dionysus @knightofdionysus.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Prospero and Ariel but make it kinky
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Knight of Dionysus @knightofdionysus.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
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Knight of Dionysus @knightofdionysus.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
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☀Hyde Angelus☀ @ RCCC : K26 @hydeangelus.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Intrusion
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the beast with five fingers ✍️ @beastliness.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
flickering tumblr off and on and making "ooOOooOo" ghost noises
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St John Starling (evil now) @stjohnstarling.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
*starts feeling a warm fuzzy glow* Ooh someone’s burning me in effigy again
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St John Starling (evil now) @stjohnstarling.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
People are so unaware of their own motives. I have almost never seen widespread moral condemnation of a piece of media that, the moment you scratch the surface of the criticism, didn’t turn out to be because of personal grievance, resentment of popularity, and subjective taste.
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Canadian History Ehx @cdnhistoryehx.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
It is Pride Month. Throughout this month, I will be sharing the stories of how Canadians fought for equality. Today it is the story of John Herbert.
Pride Month graphic featuring a black-and-white portrait of Canadian playwright John Herbert beside text about his 1940s arrest in Toronto, his imprisonment, and how that experience inspired his 1964 play *Fortune and Men’s Eyes*. The graphic notes that the play became one of the most widely produced in Canadian theatre history and was adapted into a film in 1971. Bottom banner reads: “John Herbert (1926–2001).”
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the beast with five fingers ✍️ @beastliness.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
ORNATE
Digital art. Head and shoulders of a fascinating, androgynous-looking person. Their expression is knowing and mysterious, with the fingers of one hand elegantly covering their lips. Tentacles coil sinuously over their left shoulder. Translucent sea creatures glow out of the darkness beyond. All in black, white and seafoam-green.
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☀Hyde Angelus☀ @ RCCC : K26 @hydeangelus.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
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St John Starling (evil now) @stjohnstarling.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
This summer’s hot new craze is nonconsensual body modification. All the kids are kidnapping each other and turning their friends into crimes against nature.
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Mal [filth edition] @draxoplasm.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I don't really mean this in a good way. I think the people that succeed in creative careers are outliers, because they're freakishly committed.
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Mal [filth edition] @draxoplasm.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I think you have to be a freak to succeed, sorry.
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St John Starling (evil now) @stjohnstarling.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Crawling out of my grave to rub my eyes sleepily, grimace, and crawl back in for another five minutes.
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☀Hyde Angelus☀ @ RCCC : K26 @hydeangelus.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Shop update !! Have shirts up to size 4x, preorders if the shirt you like sells out ! Also have new stickers and tote bags.. No new prints / restocks this time because some jerk stole my prints 🥲 If you'd like one, you can get them at hydeangelus.bigcartel.com :)
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☀Hyde Angelus☀ @ RCCC : K26 @hydeangelus.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
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☀Hyde Angelus☀ @ RCCC : K26 @hydeangelus.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Yuval and the Potamoi
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St John Starling (evil now) @stjohnstarling.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
*Suffers more beautifully than you*
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St John Starling (evil now) @stjohnstarling.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Everybody always forgets about the tortured and flayed guy they left strung up in the basement.
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🌌 Zeta 🌌 @zetarays.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
okay so maybe I'm leaving him to cure for a few months, he doesn't need to be supervised the whole time
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☀Hyde Angelus☀ @ RCCC : K26 @hydeangelus.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
SHOP UPDATE 🎊 Embroidered keychains are here!! New pouches stickers, and prints too. :) If you want any, my shop is hydeangelus.bigcartel.com
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the beast with five fingers ✍️ @beastliness.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
FRECKLES
Digital art. An elegant, golden-freckled hand against a background of darkness and stars. All in white, black and gold.
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the beast with five fingers ✍️ @beastliness.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
disgruntled
Digital art. Relatively simple drawing. A very disgruntled-looking desert rain frog. Small, cute, and round.
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Ichimakesart (COMMISSIONS OPEN IN SEPTEMBER 👁 save a slot) @ichimakesart.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Pygmalion "Stop fidgeting! I'm trying to work out the details..." #art #animation
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Tura23 @tura23.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
I may have to run away from home and become a freelance necromancer.
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the beast with five fingers ✍️ @beastliness.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
it is possible to have a conversation good enough that you need a post-coital cigarette
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the beast with five fingers ✍️ @beastliness.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
been having the kind of conversation that feels like Hypnosis by Sascha Schneider (1904)
Etching. Two figures. Mysterious, imposing, robed figure looming over a nude young man. Beam of light emanating from the eyes of the robed figure, shining directly on the face of the man in his grasp.
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the beast with five fingers ✍️ @beastliness.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
after extensive trial-and-error testing, I'm beginning to suspect that there may be some material correlation between staying up super late at night and how I feel when my alarm goes off the next morning
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the beast with five fingers ✍️ @beastliness.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
thinking of getting into some new vices, failings, possibly foibles, etc. if anyone has any that they personally recommend
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☀Hyde Angelus☀ @ RCCC : K26 @hydeangelus.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
💙💙SHOP UPDATE💙💙 Hey homies- have some new prints, patches for the DIYers both huge and small, a few shirts and stickers. If you'd like them, you can find them at hydeangelus.bigcartel.com !
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☀Hyde Angelus☀ @ RCCC : K26 @hydeangelus.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
#transdayofvisibility 💙 Hi, I'm Rachamim and I make culturally rooted queer fantasy work, drawing inspiration from my Greek-Sephardi background. I seek to marry the elements of the queer body and love with ornate detail and a lexicon of personal symbolism
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Dark Laughter @darklaughtertdb.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Bluesky as always reenergizing me to fight for trans rights with the dream that one day the many trans people who just want the freedom to live their lives and be themselves will feel secure enough to turn to another trans person and be like "Leave me out of your ten car pile-up of bullshit."
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David Levy @itsdlevy.me · 20/03/2026
This has been circulating for a while but today Richard O’Brien’s original demos for Rocky Horror got an official digital release and can now be streamed legally. open.spotify.com/album/5nrRcU...
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The Rocky Horror Show - Original Demos (50th Anniversary Edition)
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Akephallus @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Tumblr staff smoking dust and hair before pushing this update. Genuinely idiotic.
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