the beast with five fingers ✍️ @beastliness.bsky.social · 07/10/2026climbing over you to get from one leaf to another 062
the beast with five fingers ✍️ @beastliness.bsky.social · 06/10/2026qualifications for the ideal mad scientist’s assistant: willingness to work on one’s knees, tendency to hiss “yes, master!" at appropriate moments, having a thing for black surgical gloves 131
the beast with five fingers ✍️ @beastliness.bsky.social · 06/10/2026it isn't easy to maintain this level of elegance and poise when you're in the mad science lab all day doing unethical things with sharp implements and hazardous materials 111
the beast with five fingers ✍️ @beastliness.bsky.social · 20/09/2026this is a very good article but I particularly appreciate that they archived Ask Jesus 041
the beast with five fingers ✍️ @beastliness.bsky.social · 10/04/2026been having the kind of conversation that feels like Hypnosis by Sascha Schneider (1904) 000
the beast with five fingers ✍️ @beastliness.bsky.social · 12/02/2026doodling absentmindedly, daydreaming of valentines I'd like to receive (WIP) 020
the beast with five fingers ✍️ @beastliness.bsky.social · 04/02/2026lately I've been getting really into lines - you guys ever heard of this? 010
the beast with five fingers ✍️ @beastliness.bsky.social · 01/02/2026a very pure and innocent snail 453
the beast with five fingers ✍️ @beastliness.bsky.social · 03/01/2026January 1 vs. December 31, 2025 020
the beast with five fingers ✍️ @beastliness.bsky.social · 20/12/2025putting pins into that boy and studying him like a specimen 143
the beast with five fingers ✍️ @beastliness.bsky.social · 27/11/2025rarely have I been so grateful to not be doing the grocery shopping 020
the beast with five fingers ✍️ @beastliness.bsky.social · 21/11/2025thrift find of a lifetime this week and I'm feeling emotions usually reserved for an evil wizard gloating over his cursed treasure 031
the beast with five fingers ✍️ @beastliness.bsky.social · 18/11/2025HAPPY BIRTHDAY @cupcakegoth.bsky.social 🦇💝💝💝 041
the beast with five fingers ✍️ @beastliness.bsky.social · 10/11/2025when I can reliably reproduce this effect in the hearts of all who see him, I'll know that I have successfully depicted the charcter 020
the beast with five fingers ✍️ @beastliness.bsky.social · 06/11/2025trying to steal your soul through the screen 👁️ 111
the beast with five fingers ✍️ @beastliness.bsky.social · 05/11/2025• Beastly • they/them • disembodied hand • sign up to read A COMPANION IN VICE → stjohnstarling.substack.com/p/a-companio... (also on tumblr → www.tumblr.com/beastliness) 032
the beast with five fingers ✍️ @beastliness.bsky.social · 18/09/2025have I ever mentioned that I like distinctive noses? 120
the beast with five fingers ✍️ @beastliness.bsky.social · 20/06/2025the longest, most soul-crushingly wretched-sounding meow you can imagine 000
the beast with five fingers ✍️ @beastliness.bsky.social · 01/06/2025saturday night plans: become more deranged 💚 051
the beast with five fingers ✍️ @beastliness.bsky.social · 11/05/2025average @stjohnstarling.bsky.social text message 000
the beast with five fingers ✍️ @beastliness.bsky.social · 16/01/2025ok, I've never been a mad scientist's lab assistant before — can anyone tell me if this is normal? 1166
the beast with five fingers ✍️ @beastliness.bsky.social · 26/11/2024I just can't get over the way they've embraced being "the bathroom-obsessed party" 100
the beast with five fingers ✍️ @beastliness.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Patricia my terrifying skeleton snail wishes you all the best! 010
the beast with five fingers ✍️ @beastliness.bsky.social · 18/11/2024HAPPY BIRTHDAY, AUNTIE JILLI 🦇🦇🦇 121
the beast with five fingers ✍️ @beastliness.bsky.social · 26/05/2024I turn my pockets inside out and these scatter everywhere (priest property of @stjohnstarling.bsky.social) 011