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Beans Beans the magical fruit (derogatory)

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Retro Future! - skunktember! @retrofutureart.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I let @jagerhusky.bsky.social use my YouTube account for ONE day
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Beans Beans the magical fruit (derogatory) @beanfurrito.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Hot take: if you have to emphasize how kind and generous you are on your public profile, you're probably not actually that kind. In fact, it makes me think you might be the opposite. Actions speak louder than words. TRULY kind people rarely use words to lift themselves up.
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Beans Beans the magical fruit (derogatory) @beanfurrito.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
"We haven't had sex in a while." "Yeah because it's too fucking hot to get hot, uhh, fucking."
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Beans Beans the magical fruit (derogatory) @beanfurrito.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Y'all I used expired sunscreen. I am quite literally cooked
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Beans Beans the magical fruit (derogatory) @beanfurrito.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Her 30s really hit her hard, goddamn
A plush of Kasane Teto with her hair folded backwards to make her look bald
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Beans Beans the magical fruit (derogatory) @beanfurrito.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Oh YEAH baby it's faggot time 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🚬
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Me (emotionally manipulative master): Should I kill myself... Or have a cup of coffee My simple servant with hunch back and 1 eye: Cup of coffee my lord!! Cup of coffee
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Bella cool GRRiginal 🦝 @bellatrellia.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Putting all my woman friends in a jar and shaking it like crazy before yelling "International women's day is OVER!!!!!"
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Beans Beans the magical fruit (derogatory) @beanfurrito.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
At this point I ain't even crashing out. I am simply crashing
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Beans Beans the magical fruit (derogatory) @beanfurrito.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Look all I'm saying is other presidents have been assassinated for much MUCH less than this
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Beans Beans the magical fruit (derogatory) @beanfurrito.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Nah they don't deserve it
Box of Bengard romaine lettuce with a label that says "O.K. TO TOP ICE"
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Beans Beans the magical fruit (derogatory) @beanfurrito.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
I just watched the new Animal Farm trailer, and it genuinely looks so bad and tone-deaf that I'm CONVINCED it's a conspiracy to get people to read the original book instead
Napoleon(?) from the Animal Farm 2026 trailer shaking his butt on the way to the slaughterhouse
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Beans Beans the magical fruit (derogatory) @beanfurrito.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
If Jesus died for our sins. Then who died for our cos and tans? 🤔🤔😲
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 15/09/2025
Everything is so FUCKING stupid
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The One Who Cums @theonewhocums.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
A pyramid stands in the background, in the middle of construction. 
"How tf did they build this without any" adderall and white monster are pictured below
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Beans Beans the magical fruit (derogatory) @beanfurrito.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
I find it incredibly funny that so many people are reporting that newer versions of AI are WORSE. Like they gave the code too much tablet time in its youth and now it has brain rot
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Beans Beans the magical fruit (derogatory) @beanfurrito.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Hot take: if you have to emphasize how kind and generous you are on your public profile, you're probably not actually that kind. In fact, it makes me think you might be the opposite. Actions speak louder than words. TRULY kind people rarely use words to lift themselves up.
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Beans Beans the magical fruit (derogatory) @beanfurrito.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
I got the alcohol of echolalia
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Beans Beans the magical fruit (derogatory) @beanfurrito.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Can't sleep bc my cicada's rhythm is messed up Someone get her a metronome PLEASE
A photo of a cicada with cicada-sized bongo drums
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Cinnamon Spaniel @cinnamonspaniel.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
I heard through the grapevine that Forrest Husky may be trying to become more active in the Ohio #furry community. For those who have joined and are unaware of Forrest, I urge you to read the allegations and review the photos below. cw: sexual assault, drug abuse docs.google.com/document/d/1...
Forrest Husky's current fursuit is black with grey markings beneath the muzzle. There is a red star marking surrounding his left (not the viewer's left) eye. In public, he often carries around a "mini-me" puppet named Lil Forrest that looks like his fursuit. The puppet has been used in sexual acts. I have covered the face of the person posing beside him for privacy.A photo of Forrest in his old fursuit. The fursuit is that of a husky, with black and grey-white markings. Forrest has a bright red star marking over his left eye (not the viewer's left).
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Beans Beans the magical fruit (derogatory) @beanfurrito.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
2024 was the year of my ADHD. 2025 is going to be the year of my autism.
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Beans Beans the magical fruit (derogatory) @beanfurrito.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
fomyoms
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Beans Beans the magical fruit (derogatory) @beanfurrito.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
tortella
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 30/09/2023
You would make a disgusting corpse, try to stay alive
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mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 30/09/2023
every time someone wants to show me a dump truck it turns out to be a butt :(
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 29/09/2023
You can now access beans by name
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Beans Beans the magical fruit (derogatory) @beanfurrito.bsky.social · 30/09/2023
I just got here and said hi to my fiance why are people paying attention to me
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Beans Beans the magical fruit (derogatory) @beanfurrito.bsky.social · 30/09/2023
@hijynxing.bsky.social hi
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