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Resting Beachface

@beachface.bsky.social
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I skeet about FSU sports, Harry Styles, my dogs and kids, politics, and random stuff.

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Resting Beachface @beachface.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
When your daughter interns with a medical examiner, you get these kinds of messages.
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Resting Beachface @beachface.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Finally gonna get my first FF win and my son is nan too happy about it.
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Slowdell Haggins @csteph90.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Go Noles you sons of bitches
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Resting Beachface @beachface.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
And Florida got blown out by Missouri?!
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Harry Styles Slay
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Resting Beachface @beachface.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I don’t know if it’s because the dog has a new FSU bandana, I’m wearing an FSU baseball shirt, or because I napped for the first 3 quarters… so I’ll make sure to do each next weekend.
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Resting Beachface @beachface.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#FSU
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Ricky Bobby: IDK What To Do With My Hands
ALT: Ricky Bobby: IDK What To Do With My Hands
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Resting Beachface @beachface.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happy October! Someone go wake Billie Joe up.
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Resting Beachface @beachface.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Either someone started decorating for Halloween or we have a big problem at our house.
Picture of a mirror with REDRUM (the word “murder” spelled backwards) written in red. A reference to the movie The Shining.
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Resting Beachface @beachface.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Holy shit the moon is big tonight
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Resting Beachface @beachface.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The good thing about the small crowd is you can hear @ericluallen.bsky.social over the PA pretty well!
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Resting Beachface @beachface.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Yes let’s just call the game now and declare a winner.
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Resting Beachface @beachface.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
EABGD!!
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Drew @dskywlkr.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Idc that this might be temporary, FUG IT
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Resting Beachface @beachface.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Holy shit who is this team
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Resting Beachface @beachface.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Floor tickets to Harry on The Middlest’s birthday. Nothing can hurt me today.
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Resting Beachface @beachface.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOO. On my daughter’s bday too. AND he’s preventing dynamic pricing and platinum pricing. Nothing can hurt me today.
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LifuX @lifux.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This is why the internet was invented... #LifuX #Dogs #Dogsofbluesky
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Blue Fairylicious Girl🧚 @bluesnowflake.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
When you don’t know the diff between “die” & “dye”
Trump w brown hair
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Amanda Katz @katzish.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Perhaps he is signaling that he is no longer a blond, having more fun, but a serious brunette
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Chrononaut @chrononaut.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Who wore it better?
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Resting Beachface @beachface.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Had to come to a UGA game before she graduates. Thankful our seats are in the shade.
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
There’s genuinely something remarkable about how dislikable and weaselly literally every trump administration person is They’re all wyrmtongue on steroids Not a single normal human among them
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I guess they couldn’t find matching arm lengths when rooting through the dumpster behind tj maxx
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Resting Beachface @beachface.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
It’s football season folks… which means it’s football FOOD season. Share your favorite “football food”recipe for watch parties. This cheese dip will make you forget how bad FSU football is:
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Resting Beachface @beachface.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The Middlest is in season 1 of Shameless… she has no idea how she will hate all the characters at some point
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
hi i’d like to report a mistake? you took the wrong 80 year old
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Resting Beachface @beachface.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
No no no. Not Dolly. Not yet.
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Wendell Albright @wendella.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
"conservative apologists rushed to Harp’s defense, depicting her as a child immune to attention or attacks, and the victim of sexist 'dehumanization.' (Harp is 35—more than twice the age of the Central Park 5 Black youths when Trump called for their execution for a crime they never committed.)"
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
i just want a LOTR spinoff about a goblin who thinks its all bullshit but got drafted and just has to survive while people are throwing armies of the dead and riders of rohan and witch kings up his ass and complaining the whole time
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Resting Beachface @beachface.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Somebody come get grandpa… Grim Reaper?
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Resting Beachface @beachface.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Well I’ve been meaning to find an alternative to Miracle Gro soils…
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Resting Beachface @beachface.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
#A2S447
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Resting Beachface @beachface.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
A hill I will die on: this is NOT a sweater. It is a sweatshirt.
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Resting Beachface @beachface.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
It’s the very last first day of school for The Littlest. #UGAsenior
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Yeah, because it was impossible to tell based on a decade of documented RFK Jr conspiracies and insane statements that this was going to happen. What a useless clown. He knew, but at the time time he was still hoping to get Trump's endorsment. bsky.app/profile/atru...
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Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 10/08/2026
Happy Birthday to Peter Parker 🎂 🕷️
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Resting Beachface @beachface.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
A perfect breakfast. Maybe not for my waistline or my heart, but what I needed today.
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Resting Beachface @beachface.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Was able to fit into two pair of jeans today that I haven’t fit in for 19 years. Low rise boot cut is still in style, right?
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
The president of the United States is the pettiest bitch who has ever lived.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Checks AND balances? In THIS economy?
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Resting Beachface @beachface.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Sweet kid - love these stories www.wsbradio.com/news/local/f...
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Former Georgia Bulldog picks up customer’s grocery tab and wins over new fans
While she admitted she’s never been much of a football fan, Pedigo said she now has a reason to start paying attention this season.
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I thought it was considered rude to suck cock in the middle of a church service but i guess as an atheist i'm not up on the current conventions
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Resting Beachface @beachface.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
It’s well established Trump has been racist his entire life. But he’s letting it blatantly show more and more. The dementia has worn the thin filter he had down to nothing.
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Resting Beachface @beachface.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Me looking at the leaders of Mexico and Canada
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Puss in Boots: Cute Cat, Cute Eyes
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Resting Beachface @beachface.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Sloth having to lead Dump around the stage is hilarious. Hope he shits his diaper loudly and stinkily.
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Resting Beachface @beachface.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The boos. I love it.
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Resting Beachface @beachface.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
😂😂😂
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Resting Beachface @beachface.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I’m so excited for all the boys (now old men) I met when I was an exchange student in Leon in 1989. Those boys loved their futbol.
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Resting Beachface @beachface.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
You know if he doesn’t like a country, a people… then they’re good
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Resting Beachface @beachface.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
¡ESPAÑA! 🇪🇸 🇪🇸
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