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Resting Beachface

@beachface.bsky.social
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I skeet about FSU sports, Harry Styles, my dogs and kids, politics, and random stuff.

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Resting Beachface @beachface.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
When your daughter interns with a medical examiner, you get these kinds of messages.
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Resting Beachface @beachface.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Finally gonna get my first FF win and my son is nan too happy about it.
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Resting Beachface @beachface.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Either someone started decorating for Halloween or we have a big problem at our house.
Picture of a mirror with REDRUM (the word “murder” spelled backwards) written in red. A reference to the movie The Shining.
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Resting Beachface @beachface.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Floor tickets to Harry on The Middlest’s birthday. Nothing can hurt me today.
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Resting Beachface @beachface.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOO. On my daughter’s bday too. AND he’s preventing dynamic pricing and platinum pricing. Nothing can hurt me today.
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Resting Beachface @beachface.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The Littlest and her classmates were just featured on the scoreboard for their design of the BMW mean machine.
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Resting Beachface @beachface.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Had to come to a UGA game before she graduates. Thankful our seats are in the shade.
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Resting Beachface @beachface.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
It’s football season folks… which means it’s football FOOD season. Share your favorite “football food”recipe for watch parties. This cheese dip will make you forget how bad FSU football is:
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Resting Beachface @beachface.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The Middlest is in season 1 of Shameless… she has no idea how she will hate all the characters at some point
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Resting Beachface @beachface.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
A hill I will die on: this is NOT a sweater. It is a sweatshirt.
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Resting Beachface @beachface.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
It’s the very last first day of school for The Littlest. #UGAsenior
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Resting Beachface @beachface.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
A perfect breakfast. Maybe not for my waistline or my heart, but what I needed today.
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Resting Beachface @beachface.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
25 years and change later, we’ve returned to the scene of the crime. *
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Resting Beachface @beachface.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Had a very Good Friday walking a swinging bridge and then tubing the Toccoa river.
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Resting Beachface @beachface.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I have a grandson now.
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Resting Beachface @beachface.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Buster loves watching his cousin in Superman
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Resting Beachface @beachface.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
We got jokes
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Resting Beachface @beachface.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Look at how cute my new little plant is. Even the name is cute!
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Resting Beachface @beachface.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I went to go pick up a plant to get ready to place it in the ground and this spawn of satan hopped out and into another pot. So now I have to move.
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Resting Beachface @beachface.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
You have to have seen this video to fully understand
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Resting Beachface @beachface.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
POV (front and back camera) anytime I lie down.
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Resting Beachface @beachface.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Okay Noles. Let’s do this.
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Resting Beachface @beachface.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
This’ll do
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Resting Beachface @beachface.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Sitting in Bowden’s waiting out the rain delay and watching the gators blow a 4 run lead in the 8th is a lot of fun.
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Resting Beachface @beachface.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Buster says wassup
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Resting Beachface @beachface.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Do I know anyone who wants these? Yes that book on the right is signed by Bobby to Larry, whoever Larry is/was.
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Resting Beachface @beachface.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
No Noles game so figured we’d check out The Middlest’s Alma Mater playing in CUSA championship. Currently up 5-0 on evil Liberty.
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Resting Beachface @beachface.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
And many times they share space and put a combined 55 pounds on me.
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Resting Beachface @beachface.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
And here’s Murphy getting his turn
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Resting Beachface @beachface.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
With my dog Raylan, my only “complaint” was that he wasn’t a lap dog and didn’t like to snuggle. So now of course I got two dogs who ONLY know how to lay directly on top of me and demand snuggles all the time. Especially Buster who thinks he’s a cat.
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Resting Beachface @beachface.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
We really lucked out on seats for the Bananas
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Resting Beachface @beachface.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
The Middlest is officially a graduate!
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Resting Beachface @beachface.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
This song has been stuck in my head for 3 days now and I think I terrified the lady at Publix who heard me singing it.
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Resting Beachface @beachface.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
A what room? 😍
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Resting Beachface @beachface.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
I never heard about this. Nor did I know that there’s a thing as “swamp rabbits”.
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Resting Beachface @beachface.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Love this time of year in Atlanta where we can chill on the porch, eat dinner, and watch baseball - no mosquitos, no humidity, nice temps.
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Resting Beachface @beachface.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
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Resting Beachface @beachface.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Welp guess Rory is on the root against list…
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Resting Beachface @beachface.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
It also just happens to be throwback shirsey night of my first baseball player I loved. The first of many catchers I’ve loved (yes Murph was a catcher once). And the man I named one of my dogs after.
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Resting Beachface @beachface.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
I’m banned by @ericluallen.bsky.social from attending Noles baseball road games (because we lose when I go), so decided to take in another baseball game here in Atlanta.
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Resting Beachface @beachface.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Not surprising, but the good news is over 40% for a Democrat in this district was unheard of 10 years ago. Also Clay might not be the Trump dick sucking crazy republican that this district usually wants.
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Resting Beachface @beachface.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Here’s hoping #ShawnHarris can turn Marjorie Taylor Greene’s district blue! #ShockTheNation
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Resting Beachface @beachface.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Hers was for her family. This graphic shows what each means.
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Resting Beachface @beachface.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
If you see this post a concert photo you took
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Resting Beachface @beachface.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
25 years of marriage is a crazy notion given I’m only 27. 😊
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Resting Beachface @beachface.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
First sprinkler sesh of the year for these weirdos.
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Resting Beachface @beachface.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
I haven’t fit into this shirt since I got it back in 2010. And even then it was tight. 65lbs down, 20-30 to go!
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Resting Beachface @beachface.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Big day - I don’t think I need the little hospital tray table to hold stuff for me anymore!
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Resting Beachface @beachface.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
This dog kills me
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Resting Beachface @beachface.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Porch time with guac!
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