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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Sorry I was late to your wedding, my flight was canceled because my pilot posted a Charlie Kirk quote verbatim in the comments of an Instagram Reel.
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Charlie Kirk said the Epstein files should be released, prior to his assassination, which made a lot of MAGA and Trump’s circle angry. "The DOJ should immediately move to unseal all the Epstein...Every file should be released to the public."
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jenny hanniver 🌈✌🌱 @jennyhanniver.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
sometimes girls just fall into my head
a slightly hunched woman with round glasses, short light-brown bob cut hair, a pencil behind her ear, a light green jacket over a mint green turtleneck, ankle-cut pants and green loafers. she is holding a clipboard and says "Shall I rearrange your medicine cabinet?".

Fun fact: The highest levels of raw sexual power found in nature come from girls who look like this
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Miss Scary Tail @taildoll.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
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Discount Supervillain @discountvillain.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
#AdventureTime #HuntressWizard
A summery beach-side Huntress Wizard in a bikini and t-shirt, as well as a hat over leafless horns, removes a pair of sunglasses as she reaches out to take a drink offered by by the metallic arm of an off-screen Finn.
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Beach Episode @beach-episode.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Lemme just say if President Bernie Sanders had unilaterally imposed, by executive fiat, hundreds of billions of new taxes, personally browbeat executives about job cuts and investments and then fired the head of BLS, the Chamber of Commerce and the business orgs would not be sitting idly by.
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Ron Hacker @ronhacker.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
It's all third spaces, baby. Used to go bowling, used to cover Skynyrd in the garage, used to have a car club. Now we've got Theo Von on in the F-350 on the way home from your 11-hour workday.
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 30/07/2025
BREAKING: The MeidasTouch Podcast Unseats Joe Rogan as #1 Podcast on YouTube Charts
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The MeidasTouch Podcast Unseats Joe Rogan as #1 Podcast on YouTube Charts
Meidas dethrones Joe Rogan and Kill Tony for top spot
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Philadelphia Phillies @notphillies.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Local CEO caught CHEATING at Phillies game?!
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Ava Laugh… 🤭 @avalaugh.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
The chick is like hold my grain… 🐥 🥰
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God @thegodshow.com · 18/07/2025
When a network lays off one of America’s greatest satirists, it’s not because he failed. It’s because he succeeded too loudly.
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Wax Witch @waxwitch.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
I wouldn't be half the person I am today without PBS The Joy of Painting, Reading Rainbow, The Magic School Bus and Mister Rogers' Neighborhood. All created wonderful memories associated with learning
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melts @meltsmelts.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
#deltarune
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Beach Episode @beach-episode.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Krypto was the goodest boy! 🥰
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DC @dc.com · 14/07/2025
Wake up and see the best in people today 🥰 Kindness is Punk Rock!
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geoffrey 💀 (scary now) @parsnip.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
basically anything bad that occurs should be considered presumptively the fault of the second trump administration not just for normative "buck stops here" reasons but because it is the second trump administration
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Beach Episode @beach-episode.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
YouTube Poops are classic. AI could never make something as good as a YTP.
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Beach Episode @beach-episode.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
The game was worth every penny at $60. It's a steal for $20.
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Beach Episode @beach-episode.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
I love two's wavy pattern!
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
I think Zohran Mamdami could win a lot of points by single-handedly beating up all the bad guys in NYC like Mike Haggar in Final Fight.
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Beach Episode @beach-episode.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
I like the red, best! I think dark green would look really neat, too!
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AtlantaDon💙🏳️‍🌈💙🏳️‍🌈💙 @donshantajr.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
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Andrea Pitzer @andreapitzer.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
"The Nazis... imagined their targets would self-deport. Once the myth of self-deportation collapsed, they turned to more punitive measures. On Tuesday, Noem similarly noted the Everglades camp was meant to frighten immigrants into self-deporting. 'If you don’t,' she said, 'you may end up here.'"
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Opinion | Don’t call it ‘Alligator Alcatraz.’ Call it a concentration camp.
This facility’s purpose fits the classic model, and its existence points to serious dangers ahead for the country.
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AAAAHH-lex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 31/03/2025
a little comic about a nice family time #comic
3 panel comic:

panel 1: family dinner (mom's birthday). cartoon of me taking a sip of a nice alcoholic beverage. Someone asking me "oooh that looks good, Al! What is it?"

panel 2: What I meant to say: "I got a gin fizz! It's very nice" I look pleased and hinged. Everyone is having a nice evening.

panel 3: What I said (out loud, with exuberance, to my entire family): "It's jizz!"
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Beach Episode @beach-episode.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
I'd like to run for something, but I don't really have any stable living conditions and I'd get kicked out by my MAGA parents for trying it. 😞
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Annie💀 @anniemay.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
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Secular Talk @kylekulinskishow.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
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David Corn @davidcorn.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
NEW: In the Declaration of Independence, Thomas Jefferson listed 27 grievances to prove that King George III was a tyrant. We looked at how many of those now apply to Donald Trump. Have a good Fourth of July and pass this on. www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
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Here are the Declaration of Independence’s grievances against King George III. Many apply to Trump.
It's uncanny.
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Beach Episode @beach-episode.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
I don't care how guilty you are or what you did. No one deserves this.
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Satan @thedevil.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
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Beach Episode @beach-episode.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
"Repent, motherfucker!"
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Beach Episode @beach-episode.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Me too, Kirby. Me, too.
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
It's called autogenocide, the goal is to coerce a population into killing themselves and/ or die by design. When MAGA and Trump strip people of their healthcare or safety nets, they aren't thinking about saving money they're thinking about how many of us they can exterminate. #3E #EndAutogenocide
Infographic on 'Autogenocide', illustrating factors like lack of healthcare, poverty, and toxic environment leading to self-inflicted harm.
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The Card @thecard.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
These days, whenever I see a 2026 release date attached to a piece of media, I’m like, “I admire your optimism.”
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Fred Wellman @fpwellman.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Accurate
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Magic Bird Peddler @dfeldman.org · 29/06/2025
“You’ve barely even touched your Wallace and Gromellette” breakfast of bread, eggs, mushrooms, cheese and olives arrange to looked startlingly like the animation characters Wallace and Gromet
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Beach Episode @beach-episode.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
@samekosaba.bsky.social Can you give us a fish fact? 🐟
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the antisocialite, 🎩 jaunty feral @ladylofi.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
These crosses they wear are the severe thunderstorm warnings of pure bullshit
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The Onion @theonion.com · 27/06/2025
Supreme Court Rules 6-3 To Open Evil Tomb Of Batibat
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Supreme Court Rules 6-3 To Open Evil Tomb Of Batibat
WASHINGTON—Despite polls that show the American public overwhelmingly supports keeping the ancient burial chamber sealed, the Supreme Court ruled 6-3 Friday to pry open the evil tomb of Batibat, a ven...
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 26/06/2025
Congratulations, the universe sent you this dog because you have been chosen. Joy awaits. 13/10
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Beach Episode @beach-episode.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Honestly, I agree with reclassifying it, but Pluto's still invited to the cookout.
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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
“I personally was pretty surprised, actually, at how efficient the government was,” Sahil Lavingia told NPR's Juana Summers.
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Former DOGE engineer says federal waste and fraud were 'relatively nonexistent'
NPR's Juana Summers talks with Sahil Lavingia, who worked for the Department of Government Efficiency as a software engineer assigned to the Department of Veterans Affairs, about his experience.
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verti @verti.blue · 25/06/2025
One has your back, one has your heart, one has it out for you. Choose wisely.
A character sheet showing 3 members of the Shirenko family, from my manga Go! Go! Gris! They are all gray haired cat girls. On the left, Silvana, 43 years old, 190cm tall, the matriarch of the Shirenko family. She wears all white, tailored attire, a blazer, a white turtle-neck top, dresspants and white pumps. 
In the right, Viska, 23 years old, 162 cm tall. With her twintails and posture she gives of a spoiled princess-like appearance. She wears a tight black dress, and a big black suit jacket with blue pinstripe linen, black pumps and wears white pearls around her neck.
In the middle is Kara, 27 years old, 173 cm tall. She is visibly different in appearance, as she has long cut ties to her family and lives a different life within a different social status. She has a sun-tanned body, sporty clothing (stripped sports jacket, sports bra and black leggings and white sneakers).
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Beach Episode @beach-episode.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Nothing more refreshing than MAGA tears.
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