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Henrock

@bchenrock.bsky.social
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Internet Old Man, Veteran of the Forum Wars, shitpost Huginn, beard and dog enthusiast. He/Him. “Let there be light” sure sounds like a prompt to me.

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Henrock @bchenrock.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Joe Pera in shambles
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Henrock @bchenrock.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
So is “gettin maced” a euphemism for getting blasted all over the face while eating her out or what? Asking for a definitely not shamefully horny friend.
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Henrock @bchenrock.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Now that my mom is a huge Rush fan, I think my next step is to get her on DMB.
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Henrock @bchenrock.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This message is Peace Board approved and endorsed by FIFA.
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Embrace the Void @etvpod.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Trump’s new design for the arc de triumph seems a bit heavy handed.
Cathedral titan from Warhammer 40k
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Henrock @bchenrock.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Foolish of me to think I was getting out of DFW without some sort of fuck up by American Airlines that delays us. Today, they somehow loaded the plane wrong which was discovered right before take off and now we’re taxiing back to the gate.
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Henrock @bchenrock.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Ed Sheeran has lost the Voros Twins. It’s kinda funny how he may have actually committed full career suicide in order to “not take sides” in a genocide. Generational L.
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Henrock @bchenrock.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Alright I’m convinced - all the stories dropped about dangerous AI are clearly an op
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Henrock @bchenrock.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I’m gonna be thinking about Boebert getting her rug munched by a big booty Latina for at least the next week.
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Henrock @bchenrock.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Gal Gadot already tried it Paul. give it up.
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Henrock @bchenrock.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Currently having a religious experience at the Rocket Arena in Cleveland, OH
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Henrock @bchenrock.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
lol us dork ass Rush fans have absolutely taken over the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and we’re now group chanting at the house band covering the 2112 Overture. At 45 I am the youngest person in the room.
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Henrock @bchenrock.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Making some band merch at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame
A band sticker featuring a yellow background, an orange and white VW microbus, a banner reading “Make Love not War” for the band “Aella’s Chud Train”
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Henrock @bchenrock.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Buncha dork ass dorks dorking out to Hugh Syme alternate cover art. It’s me. I’m dorks.
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Henrock @bchenrock.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Me and a bunch of nerd-ass Rush fans waiting to get into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame
a bunch of nerd-ass Rush fans waiting to get into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame
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Henrock @bchenrock.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Yo what the fuck I have to verify my age with a third party to use Blue Sky in Texas? This state fucking sucks man.
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Henrock @bchenrock.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I’m flying to Cleveland to see Rush and attend Rush Con at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. 🤘
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Henrock @bchenrock.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This whole thing gets funnier & funnier. It’s hilarious that Ed Sheeran thought he’d get anywhere good kowtowing to Robert Kraft. It’s hilarious how quickly that backfired in his face when all of his musicians bailed on him. And it’s hilarious that the nominal hero in this particular story did this.
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Henrock @bchenrock.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Did Ed Sheeran not realize he had a bunch of Irish musicians on his tour? Did he not talk to anyone before he kowtowed to Kraft?
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
theyre not even consistent about tariffs and hating immigrants the way they are about protection of rapists and pedophiles, thats is 24/366 their absolute prime agenda point. its unreal. These are not fascists they are degenerates who dabble in fascism to enable their degeneracy
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Henrock @bchenrock.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Kyle Chandler is an absolute powerhouse in Friday Night Lights holy shit.
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Henrock @bchenrock.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
lol Rock Chalk Jay Hawks I fucking guess!
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Henrock @bchenrock.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Stephen Rannazzisi ass liar hours from Trump I guess
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Henrock @bchenrock.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Cool new hell dropped
An 3-D avatar bearing the head of Will Stancil’s pfp with a recent post from my following feed that reads “Sometimes people say "Well, the hatred comes with the big following," and while I appreciate their point, they misunderstand what's happening. The hate fandom is disconnected from my actual views and character. These weird internet...”
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Henrock @bchenrock.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
There’s no coming back from Trump 2 until we are willing to put people like this guy and his ilk on a large platform in the middle of the ocean and then sink it.
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Henrock @bchenrock.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I’m a senior vice president at the large financial services institution I work for and I’m the most bog standard middle management email and spreadsheets job haver you could imagine. There are probably at least 20,000 VPs at BofA, most of them clock punchers like me trying to provide for family.
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Embrace the Void @etvpod.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Galaxy brained meme about LotR that starts with claiming it's about WW2, then WW1, then a complex rejection of allegory, then it's about how social media cooks brains.
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Henrock @bchenrock.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I’m generally more “online” than my wife by any traditional BlueSky or Twitter measure but she recognizes 12 and for me it’s 6. I think it’s probably because she’s a YouTube person, and years ago deleted her insta and FB accounts. I’m basically a BlueSky and Insta doom scroller guy.
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Henrock @bchenrock.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
thanks to @ass.golf I now know about Canadian Tire Money
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Henrock @bchenrock.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Canada needs to start turning off the electricity they export to the U.S.
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Henrock @bchenrock.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I knew all those people stanning Buc-ees over Sheetz were making a morally corrosive choice.
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Henrock @bchenrock.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly’s influence is everywhere
youtu.be
9-5ers Anthem
YouTube video by Aesop Rock - Topic
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Heather Hogan @heatherhogan.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton meant everything to me. I wrote this in 2016. theheatherhogan.substack.com/p/my-brunch-...
theheatherhogan.substack.com
My Brunch With Dolly Parton
Rest in peace, my forever queen.
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Henrock @bchenrock.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
What the writers did to Robin Scherbatsky in the final season of HIMYM is unforgivable and someone should go to jail for it.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 20/08/2026
if spreadsheet people was ever meant as an insult, i am reclaiming it. my columns and rows are beautiful even if others don't see what i see within them
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 19/08/2026
"there is a simple and straightforward way to start tackling the problem: Get rid of Lake Powell. Drill some holes in the bottom of that thing and drain ’er dry." prospect.org/2026/08/19/d...
prospect.org
Drain Lake Powell - The American Prospect
That would start what is the only sane water policy for the American West.
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David M. Perry @lollardfish.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
“I realized I’m in the middle of a pedophile operation that has been run out of the N.I.H. by a Nobel laureate for thirty years.” Aviv has made a lot of choices in how she frames this story, and I'm not criticizing it (I am thinking about it), but burying this in the middle is one.
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Henrock @bchenrock.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Also what is Jon Ossof’s core routine? Is my man doing Pilates? Yoga?
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Henrock @bchenrock.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Not sold on the premise of the new HBO DCU show Lanterns but I’m gonna check it out anyway because I love Kyle Chandler and really want to see what Aaron Pierre can do. Pierre was so great in Rebel Ridge.
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Henrock @bchenrock.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
“Adam Conover is billed at the ai safety slut con” my god there is no physics that allows us to find ourselves back to the light of God’s Grace.
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Henrock @bchenrock.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
My grandparents on my mom’s side were avowed racists and homophobes. My mammam told me, at 11, that “all the f*** should be dragged into a field and shot.” At 15, they sent me a letter encouraging me to run away from home and live with them because my mom sent me to public school.
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Henrock @bchenrock.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Important evergreen caveat for those of us who came by our various petty psychoses honestly.
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Johnny Normality (Spooky Mode) @probgobl.in · 14/08/2026
EVERY STORY ABOUT BEAVERS FOR THE LAST DECADE READS LIKE: WE RELEASED A DOZEN PADDLE TAILED LITTLE FREAKS AND THEY IMMEDIATELY BEGAN A TERRAFORMING PROJECT THAT REVERSED A CENTURY OF ECOLOGICAL DAMAGE IN THREE WEEKS.
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Really enjoying the new season of Reacher. Why? Because it’s Reacher! While I’m watching other TV shows, I always wish they were Reacher. Even shows that are better than Reacher I wish were Reacher. I fucking love Reacher.
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Henrock @bchenrock.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
OUR BIG BOY IS BACK!
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Henrock @bchenrock.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
REACHER DAY
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Tom @tomel.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Altered screenshot of a New York Times opinion piece, which reads:
OPINION
THE WISE MAN

What's the Difference Between Good Things & Bad Things? I'm No Longer Sure, You Imbecile, You Fucking Moron.

Aug. 8, 2026
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Sam Vimes' Boot Salesman @bam5.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
I think you could fix a lot of this with some new blood, which is why I’m not thinking too hard about these numbers until we hit the 2026 primary season. Honestly if Schumer stepped down from leadership we’d probably pick up 5-10 points from that alone
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Henrock @bchenrock.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I don’t think a show has ever had a run as good as the 13 perfect episodes of Freaks and Geeks. Full of incredible performances that launched generational talents in comedy. Everyone is so good but Martin Starr as Bill Haverchuck was really on a whole ‘nother level. Starr had incredible chops at 16
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Paranormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
A bar sign in Japan
A liquor bottle is kicking a brain in the stones lol
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