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Tax evaders and gerrymanderers are civilization's enemies When was the last time you posted about the #epsteinfiles ? 2026 is my Stoic year en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zeno_of_Citium

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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 10h
I do love the republicans having to be the ones saying 'no that's not real. no, it's more complicated than that.' with the data center and AI shit for once, not gonna lie. this must be what it feels like to be on the other side of the table when they're spreading shit about vaccines or whatever.
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Professional Shitposter @bcbonds.bsky.social · 7h
There's 77 million who haven't figured it out yet
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Professional Shitposter @bcbonds.bsky.social · 7h
This is judgese for "I'm going to murder you and your family with my bare hands"
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Nina Ippolito @ninaippolito.bsky.social · 13h
Judges only type in all caps when they are in extreme distress, etc.
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Professional Shitposter @bcbonds.bsky.social · 7h
Gotta say I don't think that's going to deter Iran
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 11h
WHAT
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Professional Shitposter @bcbonds.bsky.social · 7h
I don't think rural people should be able to vote
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Professional Shitposter @bcbonds.bsky.social · 8h
All it took was the winning, really
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Charles Gaba ✡️ @charlesgaba.com · 8h
Just so we’re clear: —Nearly every prominent normie Dem has endorsed him, is campaigning with him and/or has spent millions to help him win, which means they want him to lose. —The “Genocide Joe/Holocaust Harris” crowd, who pushed him to the nomination, are now saying he’s Atrocity Abdul. Got it.
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Professional Shitposter @bcbonds.bsky.social · 8h
Not remotely Jewish. But negatively polarized into 1967 borders by the uniform ratfuckery from every pro Palestine yob that ever gibbered about the river to the sea
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Eli Friedmann @eligit.bsky.social · 9h
yep. bottom up, not top down. Donald f**king trump won the popular vote less than two years ago. He did not force himself on america. America signed up for this crazy shit. And people in other countries often sign up for THEIR version of crazy shit. This is a human issue, clearly.
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escapedexplorer.bsky.social @escapedexplorer.bsky.social · 8h
wait, is it *bad* if someone walks up to me and serves me papers where the judge starts off the three page order by screaming YOU ARE SO BEYOND FUCKED YOU CANNOT EVEN BEGIN TO FATHOM THE DIMENSIONS OF HOW FUCKED YOU ARE in all-caps 24-pt font
Cover page for an Order To Show Cause (Index # 537151/2026) in the ongoing case against Rodneyse Bichottte Hermelyn and the rump Dem members of the committee from the meeting

The page reads in part, in giant, all-caps:
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YOUR FAILURE TO APPEAR IN COURT MAY RESULT IN YOUR IMMEDIATE ARREST AND IMPRISONMENT FOR CONTEMPT OF COURT
NOTICE: THE URPOSE OF THIS HEARING IS TO PUNISH RODNEYSE BICHOTTE HERMELYN AND THE MEMBERS OF THE KINGS COUNTY DEMOCRATIC COMMITTEE EXECUTIVE COMMITTEE WHO AUTHORIZED OR PARTICIPATED IN THE PURPORTED OCTOBER 4, 2026 MEETING THEREOF FOR CONTEMPT OF COURT; SUCH PUNISHMENT MAY CONSIST OF FINES OR IMPRISONMENT, OR BOTH ACCORDING TO LAW.
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@NewsJennifer (Jennifer Schulze) @newsjennifer.bsky.social · 8h
Dr. Oz is proving himself to be a serial liar just like his boss.
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Jessy Edwards @jessyedwards.bsky.social · 8h
You probably assumed that the show must finally be over—Rodneyse Bichotte Hermelyn and her supporters would surely have to pack it in. You simpleton! Have you learned nothing from watching these guys in action? hellgatenyc.com/zombie-brook...
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Desperate to Cling to Power, Zombie Brooklyn Dems Resort to Sham, Late-Night Zoom Election
“It’s a pretty flagrant move to just say, ‘Fuck this court, fuck these orders.’”
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Sen. Adam Schiff @schiff.senate.gov · 9h
The President says the Iran war will end "very soon." How many times have we heard that promise? And if it means attacks on two major American cities in the process, he is not troubled by the cost.
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Mikhail Gorbaechev @mikhailgorbaechev.bsky.social · 13h
I think this is reasonably likely and also is basically an unimpeachable caucus belli for packing the Court.
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Ghost_of_Gandalf 🇺🇸 @quirkyhndl.bsky.social · 10h
What am I going to do, delete it? It’s already been screen shorted, scrapped by AI, and replied to tiktik. I’m afraid it’s out of my hand.
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politiBOO! @politiburb.bsky.social · 10h
I'm going to be real honest here, the reason "Why Palestine Matters So Much to Queer People" is that a whole lot of people who identify as Queer are terminally fucking online and they know they will lose all their friends and be branded a Nazi (or worse, a Jew) if they don't say it matters to them.
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Flying Mezerkis @bananapantz.bsky.social · 10h
America voted for this disgusting despicable ugly orange raccoon twice and I’m simply never going to forgive this people.
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Professional Shitposter @bcbonds.bsky.social · 9h
This guy huffs his own farts www.alexanderstoffel.com
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Alexander Stoffel | Lecturer in International Politics
Alex Stoffel is a Lecturer in International Politics at Queen Mary University of London and an editor of the journal Historical Materialism.
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Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 10h
 ¶ Daddy don't forget me ¶
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Professional Shitposter @bcbonds.bsky.social · 9h
For our own safety
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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 10h
This is both bad, as it was in 2016, & also it's the only way to get to a grand bargain on SCOTUS reform. Fire with fire. The GOP could've made other choices, & Neil Gorsuch should never have accepted an illegitimate seat. But he did, so here we are. The norms & duct tape have already been shredded.
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I Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 14h
All of these people fear death and want to reign over us from the grave because they won’t grapple with the inevitable.
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Scott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 9h
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Professional Shitposter @bcbonds.bsky.social · 9h
Seriously, take all their money. The rest of their lives should be a shitty for them as the last ten years have been for us
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Professional Shitposter @bcbonds.bsky.social · 10h
Doh! That's a fake photo. Doesn't matter though
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Professional Shitposter @bcbonds.bsky.social · 10h
Get fucked you useless cunt
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Professional Shitposter @bcbonds.bsky.social · 10h
How do you know?
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Dunkin’ Idaho @nerowolfenstein.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is the actual reason for pessimism, though. People care more about consumerism than citizenship, or anything else. Biden’s presidency was an object lesson in that.
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Jeremy Pober-geist 👻 @jpober.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The media failure to explain to people why far right illiberal administrations are always worse on outcomes is nearly universal
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pathulhu42.bsky.social @pathulhu42.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
they were about to then trump opened his mouth
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Professional Shitposter @bcbonds.bsky.social · 11h
This is a very depressing take
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Professional Shitposter @bcbonds.bsky.social · 11h
I believe it's real but I found it on social media
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Professional Shitposter @bcbonds.bsky.social · 11h
Glennception
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Professional Shitposter @bcbonds.bsky.social · 11h
Without Blue Sky intermediating, though, none of his opinions are likely to drive her insane
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Medoyid_ua @rusni-pizda.bsky.social · 15h
Kyiv’s bridges are not being hit because Russia believes it can destroy Ukrainian logistics. They are being hit because Moscow wants you to watch the video and change your route to work. Artem Bidenko, head of the Institute for Information Security, walks through the actual strategic logic.
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Kyiv’s bridges are not being hit because Russia believes it can destroy
Kyiv’s bridges are not being hit because Russia believes it can destroy Ukrainian logistics. They are being hit because Moscow wants you to watch the video and change your route to work. Artem…
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Micah @rincewind.run · 19h
past a certain point of wealth you stop thinking anyone else has a right to correct you about anything, and that all of your arguments can be won on the basis of "I have more money than you do" this doesn't exactly lead to "benevolent" in practice
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Mom for Ghoulberty👻 @fakegreekgrill.bsky.social · 15h
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Master Shake: 'Look at him and tell me there is a god'
ALT: Master Shake: 'Look at him and tell me there is a god'
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 19h
Aside from the obvious unfairness of people getting rich off of uncompensated stealing of creative works, we should think really hard about what it means that the people who keep winning economic jackboxes to become oligarch-rich are the ones who are willing to cheat and break the law
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R. Souissi @rsouissivibes.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
So, Mistergeezy on X is dogwalking @wajali.bsky.social, so what does Waj do? Sends his pack of Chihuahuas to harass and dox him.
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Andy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 18h
The Constitution allows it. South Korea has proven it works. If you want to make impeachment viable—and so much else is pointless if you don't—then it can be done by a simple majority adopting a simple rules change: vote on the verdict by secret ballot.
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A Democratic Senate Should Adopt Secret Impeachment Ballots on a Priority Basis
Such a change, requiring no constitutional amendment, would free senators to vote their judgment instead of their fears
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Adam Hamilton @hamilton4kansas.bsky.social · 18h
Roger Marshall is lying about Adam to cover up his own record. Here's the truth: Adam helped get this predator convicted, while Roger Marshall protected pedophiles by voting to block the release of the Epstein files.
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Professional Shitposter @bcbonds.bsky.social · 22h
Mmm or the tea?
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Headquarters @headquartersnews.bsky.social · 22h
A whistleblower that reported Howard Lutnick's close ties to Jeffrey Epstein has been found dead by suicide.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 23h
So we needed to start another war in Middle East because of a fictitious claim that a country possessed a weapon of mass destruction? At least we’ve never made that mistake before. bsky.app/profile/atru...
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Professional Shitposter @bcbonds.bsky.social · 22h
Holy shit
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 23h
when emerging technologies are guided by long-termist utilitarianism, the public gets the deaths and doesn't get the benefits, while the Musks and Kalanicks get vast wealth... the current LLM/AI space is different in many ways, but utilitarian arguments should still be a massive, screaming red flag
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Jason S @jasonswritings.bsky.social · 23h
Oh look. It's one of those useless fucking resistrash accounts that likes to bitch about Democrats with everything that they post because it gets them more likes and followers. You know the ones that complain about messaging but relentlessly post stupid fucking bullshit like this. What a dick.
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The Moscow Times @themoscowtimes.com · 23h
Opinion: The primitive election rigging of the 2000s and 2010s has become an embedded system built on the compliance and desensitization of thousands, explains Egor Sokolov.
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The Kremlin’s Election Fraud Works Because Thousands Are Complicit - The Moscow Times
Opinion | The ruling United Russia party predictably won the parliamentary elections held on Sept. 18-20,  receiving 58% of the votes and 349 of the 450 seats in the lower house state Duma.  Russian o...
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