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First2Go

@bbenston.bsky.social
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Bitter, angry drunk living in the Boston burbs. Former software engineer, now HS ELA/Social Studies teacher. Extreme boardgaming nerd. "Woke pornographer". Play a mean classical piano - looking for collabs!

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First2Go @bbenston.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Name a film more people should watch. Shoplifters (Japan, 2018) Easily the best movie I've seen in 20 years.
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First2Go @bbenston.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Time to set the vibe with headnoddin music of my younger self in SF m.youtube.com/watch?v=RIuW...
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Mark Farina- Mushroom Jazz vol. 1
YouTube video by Francisco Criollo
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First2Go @bbenston.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If you see this, post a not quite Star Trek.
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William Shatner High
Alt: William Shatner belting his way through "Rocket Man".
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First2Go @bbenston.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
EDMUND To both these sisters have I sworn my love, Each jealous of the other as the stung Are of the adder. Which of them shall I fuck? Both? One? Or neither? Neither can be enjoyed If both remain alive. ...for my state Stands on me to defend, not to debate.
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First2Go @bbenston.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Castle Wolfenstein, on the Apple II+, 1984.
I mainlined that thing and its sequel.
And all its iterations since, including MachineGames' versions. 

Killing Nazis is a growth industry.
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First2Go @bbenston.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Share a TV show that raised you:
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 17/09/2026
dudes rock
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The Rude Pundit @rudepundit.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Hey, Gen Z and others, that anxiety you’re feeling about AI or the climate crisis destroying humanity? That’s how us Gen Xers felt about nuclear war. Sorry you’re having to deal with that. For us, it’s like “Hey, there’s the nonstop existential dread I grew up with. I forgot how much this sucks.”
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
As I was standing by this gas pump filling up my truck with six dollar gas I couldn’t help but think that this was a small price to pay so that every child wanting to play sports in elementary school has to submit to mandatory genital inspections
My jeep with a gas pump in her fuel filler $94.59 at 5.999/gal
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Boo-sty Shackleford @ginerso.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Well uh, this is weirdly accurate
Top half of the image is Chuck E. Cheese. The bottom is Elizabeth Holmes. They somehow have the same vacantly earnest and untrustworthy facial expression
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First2Go @bbenston.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
MORE funk for the weekend, except this time it's very... groovy and Quincy Jones-influenced. Very 60s instead of 70s. m.youtube.com/watch?v=nOuy...
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Colman Brothers - Mr DG (The Herbaliser Remix)
YouTube video by Wah Wah 45s
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First2Go @bbenston.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Who needs some stank-ass funk and hip-hop for their weekend? m.youtube.com/watch?v=srb7...
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We Keep On
YouTube video by The Wiseguys - Topic
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First2Go @bbenston.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Downgrade a movie: Blade Walker Star Trek II: The Annoyance of Khan The Dark Squire The Itch Locker The Moderately Positive, the Slightly Negative and the Visually Unpleasant
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First2Go @bbenston.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I can think of no better metaphor for masturbation or his masturbatory presidency.
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KOJAMF🤘🖤🤘 @kojamf.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Dolly with her parents and seven of her siblings performing In The Pines in '76. 😭
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First2Go @bbenston.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Amazing thread. I remember studying Betamax in school and really recognizing that decision for its importance. Hope is on the horizon for our segmented, enshittified age. Really!
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First2Go @bbenston.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Name the best place you've only eaten at once. I'll give you 2: Rudy's BBQ in Austin. Rudy's is the real deal, with a cutter cam. - KASAFOOD 10 Hàng Da, Hanoi, Vietnam. A slight pall of cigarettes in the air, but I was at a long communal table with my wife, locals, and the best pho in my life.
Photograph of Rudy's BBQ (and gas station!) in Austin, TX. I've been to many BBQ places, and I still haven't experienced Kansas City, but this so far is the best. (Sorry, Salt Lick.)Street view of KASAFOOD 10 Hàng Da. A VERY nondescript storefront, almost invisible from the street. Restaurant itself was on the 2nd floor, where all the locals would go after their workday. You know it's good pho if everyone in the place, crammed in at long tables, is solely concentrating on eating.
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First2Go @bbenston.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Sadie showing Paco how it's done: scanning the neighborhood for punks, idiots, delivery drivers and evildoers of all stripes.
An orange cat (Paco) regarding a brindled pittie mix (Sadie) regarding the neighborhood from a clear Plexiglas door.
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First2Go @bbenston.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
What's your favorite Bible verse? Wrong answers only.
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First2Go @bbenston.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Fuck that bitch runnin'. Only concern is that it'd give her more attention.
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First2Go @bbenston.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
In the addiction cautionary tale that this movie would be, I'd be the toxic friend always coming around with coffee, giant mugs, gift bags of artisanal stuff, triggering people with the sound of an espresso machine from Italy, etc
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First2Go @bbenston.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Bluesky Down Again Blues Might as well drink m.youtube.com/watch?v=hbQE...
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Bessie Smith - Gimme a Pigfoot and a Bottle of Beer (Audio)
YouTube video by BessieSmithVEVO
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First2Go @bbenston.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Your favorite Disney princess wrong answers only
Xenomorph queen, Aliens
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First2Go @bbenston.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Completely random quotation from Alice, for no particular reason.
Quotation from Alice in Wonderland. Money line: "And I hit everything within reach, whether I can see it or not!"
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The Onion @theonion.com · 07/08/2026
Black Homeowner Receives Higher Appraisal After Displaying Pictures Of Klan Members
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First2Go @bbenston.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
If you see this, quote the energy you bring to BlueSky. I live to serve.
A demon fully bending over and farting a visible cloud of noxious gas straight from Hell itself, right from its spread asscheeks. 

I live to serve.
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First2Go @bbenston.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I'm not sure, but this might be the most unintentionally hilarious trailer I've ever seen in my damn life. I love this thing so fucking much. It's amazing. m.youtube.com/watch?v=wlm_...
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Drummer Boy | Official Teaser | In Theaters Nov 6 | Angel
YouTube video by Angel
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Spooky SteveP 🇨🇦🎃 @stevecantsmell.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Film you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.
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Simon Pegg: Cheers Beer at The Winchester
Alt: Simon Pegg: Cheers Beer at The Winchester
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First2Go @bbenston.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
What's your sign? A hero will rise.
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First2Go @bbenston.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Without saying your age what is your favorite movie from the year you turned 18
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Spike Lee's Do the Right Thing Street Scene
Alt: Spike Lee's Do the Right Thing Street Scene
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Dr. Jeroen W.P. Wijnendaele @drdragases.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Good grief, this hits home.
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First2Go @bbenston.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Beck's Odelay
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First2Go @bbenston.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Groucho Marx
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Mark Somers @marksomers.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
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David Dayen @ddayen.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
The Freedom Fuel stations were put together by a pair of serial grifters who stole $667,000 worth of gas from a distributor five years ago, a private credit sponsor, and an energy trader tied up in multiple Trump schemes and profiting heavily off the war in Iran. prospect.org/2026/07/20/k...
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The Kleptocrat Nesting Dolls Behind Trump’s Potemkin Gas Stations - The American Prospect
How can Freedom Fuel afford to sell gas for $3.47 a gallon? That’s the wrong question to ask.
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First2Go @bbenston.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
We saw you from across the room and we like your vibe.
Mick Jagger, Marianne Faithfull, Alain Delon. Mick getting schooled by a suave Frenchman.
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twist @pvdork.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
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First2Go @bbenston.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Yourself, but as a cartoon
Daffy Duck, reacting against the injustices of the entire world, as only a sane duck can
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First2Go @bbenston.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Post a cartoon TV series you love. Too bad the Mouse House killed this one:
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Paige Tron and Beck Tron in Futuristic City
Alt: Tron: Uprising
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 04/07/2026
happy 4th of July
crowd photo of the overlook hotel ballroom w Jack Torrence captioned 

overlook hotel 
July 4th Ball 
1921
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Audrey Farnsworth @audipenny.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
America keeps trying to get me to go to her birthday party and I’m like no girl u need to go to the hospital
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
All of these cases are basically litmus tests for any Dem nominee. Are immigrants Americans? Do trans Americans deserve human rights? Are corporations superhumans who get to spend endlessly on elections to put whoever they want into power? These are simple questions with simple answers.
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
A black and white drawing of someone with a bow and arrow at the edge of some water with their tribe around them and text that reads “HEY SORRY I MISSED YOUR TEXT I AM PROCESSING A NONSTOP 24/7 ONSLAUGHT OF INFORMATION WITH A BRAIN DESIGNED TO EAT BERRIES IN A CAVE”
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Cosmik Shriek 😱 @brightanimal.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
EXCUSE ME MA'AM ARE YOU A STERILE OR A FERTILE CREATURE
Ross Douthat, an extremely unappealing man in a blue button up shirt, wearing headphones and talking into a mic. Picture a bog troll with a podcast and you've got it.
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First2Go @bbenston.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Can we still do something about climate change, or are Republicans just going to deny it exists/call it a commie plot/change the subject, while DLC types largely take my vote for granted? It's very fucking depressing.
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‎ @handle.invalid · 26/06/2026
How to feel exhausted from pretending that everything is ok

Book cover

Art by Johan Deckmann
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First2Go @bbenston.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
If you see this post an archer
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legolas
ALT: legolas
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Knits With Cats @knitswithcats.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
A photo of algae with white letters in the upper left: Pantene Color of the year 2026 and a paint chip appearing box with a solid block the color of the algae labeled Pantone #658a2a American Flag Blue.
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