Brandon Baumgartner @baumer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026My man looks like the only Mystery is what date rape drug he's going to use. 000
Brandon Baumgartner @baumer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026static.klipy.comL.A. Noire Doubt MemeALT: L.A. Noire Doubt Meme 080
Reposted by Brandon BaumgartnerKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026J.D. Vance has been a breathless supporter of Neo-Nazis at home and abroad, promoting their fascist ideas and ideology to a jaw-dropping degree. But he has the fucking nerve to say someone tied to *socialists* doesn't belong in America. *You* are the un-American ideologue, you goose-stepping dork. 741808364
Brandon Baumgartner @baumer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Hmm, I can't white figure out why he thinks that... 000
Brandon Baumgartner @baumer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Unclear how anyone can avoid bursting into laughter when he says stupid shit like this to their face... 2110
Brandon Baumgartner @baumer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The face of a man who will side with a rapist every single time... 000
Reposted by Brandon BaumgartnerAaron Fritschner @fritschner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026[SENATOR ERIC SCHMITT]: So you’re telling me under oath that you’ve never spoken with an Attorney General nominee? [JACK SMITH]: No, I don’t think— [SCHMITT]: WELL THEN *unveils poster* please explain this picture of you with Matt Gaetz! [SMITH]: That is Media Matters senior fellow Matt Gertz 854308470
Reposted by Brandon BaumgartnerJacob T. Levy @jacobtlevy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026There's no real point in arguing with his mouth noises, particularly not when preaching to the Bluesky choir, but this is *noteworthy* nonsense. If the revenue were real (it's not), then it would be revenue *of the United States government,* equally available to a Democratic Congress to spend. 772052435
Reposted by Brandon BaumgartnerLillian Hochwender (a.k.a. Lillie) @ligerlillie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I continue to hate that the “computer-illiterate elderly people falling prey to computer-oriented scams” demographic seems to include every American politician. 231554
Brandon Baumgartner @baumer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026They look like the Steelers, so I can hate them just fine. 030
Brandon Baumgartner @baumer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026These are the most stupid fucking people and it's a tragedy that they're running our country. 010
Reposted by Brandon BaumgartnerDanny Page @danny.page · 25/09/2026"turns out we need to have windows that open" - the company with the highest market cap in the world, for some reason 422049
Brandon Baumgartner @baumer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026That they don't realize how deeply embarrassing this is to our country as a whole is kind of shocking. 021
Brandon Baumgartner @baumer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Why is everything that he does so pathetically cringe? 040
Reposted by Brandon BaumgartnerRon Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 23/09/2026In term 1, Trump took a strong economy he inherited from Obama, threw in some tax cuts, didn’t mess with it much, & took credit for it. In term 2, Trump decided that he wanted to completely reshape the economy according to his own dumbass beliefs and now we’re Trump University. 732126473
Brandon Baumgartner @baumer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Probably too busy using government jets for deportation flights. 001
Brandon Baumgartner @baumer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Has there ever been a more insecure man in history?!? 1201
Brandon Baumgartner @baumer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I guarantee not more than 7% of the electorate has any idea that's happened either, and like 4% of that are really happy white supremacists. 0361
Brandon Baumgartner @baumer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Why the fuck are we spending any money to protect the fucking health secretary?!? 030
Brandon Baumgartner @baumer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Is Trump's obsession with Greenland strictly a combination of his urge for territorial expansion paired with the Mercator projection, or do we think there's some other unknown reason driving all of this shit?!? 010
Brandon Baumgartner @baumer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Isn't that how they did the DiCaprio version too? 000
Reposted by Brandon BaumgartnerScott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 22/09/2026NYT has now independently corroborated all the major allegations against Susan Collins in the ProPublica report, including that investigators were prepared to move against her and then Trump intervened to shut it down. This put Trump in a position of exceptional and extortionate leverage over her.nytimes.comF.B.I. Shut Down Inquiry Into Top Ally of Senator Susan CollinsThe inquiry was closed last year because senior bureau officials questioned the veracity of a campaign donor’s account, according to current and former officials. 24982253351
Brandon Baumgartner @baumer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026And it wouldn't have even cost more, because he would have stiffed them on payment in the end. 120
Brandon Baumgartner @baumer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026That was like one good year of Sam Darnold though, and basically.500 football elsewhere. 220
Brandon Baumgartner @baumer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Ah, to be so privileged to be this naive in Trump's America. 030
Brandon Baumgartner @baumer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Hey, man, you probably didn't realize this, which is totally understandable since it's a difficult word to spell, but there's actually a letter b at the end of dumb. Most people don't realize it, though I'm glad that our great President has decided to start spreading the word. 110
Brandon Baumgartner @baumer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026It's obviously every President's fault besides Trump... 220
Brandon Baumgartner @baumer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Why the fuck would Joe Biden do this to us?!? 1260
Reposted by Brandon Baumgartnerdamniel spookradski @self.agency · 18/09/2026all these fucking idiots were like "man i'm just tired of the status quo in washington and think we need to blow up the system and trump is the bomb" and now that it's all blown up they're like "oh, this sucks actually" 319042
Brandon Baumgartner @baumer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026A man who doesn't care about reality to begin with, being fed a steady dose of fantastical AI slop is a recipe for the collapse of a century of American empire. 000
Reposted by Brandon BaumgartnerMax Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 17/09/2026😂 congrats to JPMorgan's commodities team for being merely six months behind the typical Bluesky poster 1152282
Reposted by Brandon BaumgartnerBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 17/09/2026The president is just such a stupid asshole. I know we try to ascribe motives to this guy but he’s at the end of the day, when the story is written, just a dumdum idiot with a tiny brain that don’t work so good. 2938729815
Reposted by Brandon BaumgartnerDavid Roberts @volts.wtf · 17/09/2026There's really no complicated explanation for this, or any kind of grand theory. It's just Econ 101 and he flat out does not understand it because he's an idiot. 912385449
Reposted by Brandon BaumgartnerIan Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 15/09/2026Truly incredible to watch a man with the emotional maturity of a three year old be the president of the United States. This is the pettiest, most unnecessary shit I’ve literally ever seen. He’s genuinely one of the most despicable people to ever live. I seriously hate him. 79013
Reposted by Brandon BaumgartnerMicah @rincewind.run · 15/09/2026the supreme court has ruled 6-3 that all toys everywhere belong to our special boy in the white house 32974
Reposted by Brandon Baumgartner🗽LOLGOP🗽 @lolgop.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Alito and Thomas have the clearest judicial philosophy possible: If a Democratic president does it, it's tyranny. If a Republican president does it, it's legal. 013317
Reposted by Brandon BaumgartnerJon Cryer @mrjoncryer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026If there was ever a case for justified civil asset forfeiture it is Trump and his extended family. 21728190
Reposted by Brandon BaumgartnerMatthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026The best argument for why the Trumps aren't corrupt is that they're happy to accept gifts from people who think they're buying influence when in fact they're all snakes who don't pay their debts. 936261
