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Brandon Baumgartner

@baumer.bsky.social
1.7K followers 858 following 3.7K posts

Engineer, triathlete, West Coaster transplanted to the Midwest

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Brandon Baumgartner @baumer.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
This is pathetic, #GoogleMaps.
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Brandon Baumgartner @baumer.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
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Brandon Baumgartner @baumer.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I'd bet @sepinwall.bsky.social doesn't remember this one
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Brandon Baumgartner @baumer.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Nope, not it. My dog looks more like him (gets compared to him on walks quite a bit), and even I wouldn't accept his as the real Scooby.
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Brandon Baumgartner @baumer.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
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Brandon Baumgartner @baumer.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
A deal is a deal.
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Brandon Baumgartner @baumer.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Hey, @taylorlorenz.bsky.social, how do you not see how incredibly fucking pathetic (and hilarious) that this is?!? Do you have any self awareness at all?
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Brandon Baumgartner @baumer.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Look at @taylorlorenz.bsky.social here showing that she's just playacting when she pretends to be above other journalists. Definitely worth remembering the next time that she pretends to be a serious journalist...
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Brandon Baumgartner @baumer.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
I think you mean Hezboolah
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Brandon Baumgartner @baumer.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Perhaps putting the world's lone remaining superpower in the hands of its most unserious imbecile was a bad idea...
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Brandon Baumgartner @baumer.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
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Brandon Baumgartner @baumer.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Hey, you'll never believe who is telling lies online again... @chatterton.bsky.social
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Brandon Baumgartner @baumer.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
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Brandon Baumgartner @baumer.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
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Brandon Baumgartner @baumer.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
This one?
A parody letter from Trump to the penguin islands that were included in his original tariffs because he and his administration are huge fucking idiots.
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Brandon Baumgartner @baumer.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
America is a global laughingstock now.
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Brandon Baumgartner @baumer.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
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Brandon Baumgartner @baumer.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
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Brandon Baumgartner @baumer.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Nobody wants that last wild card spot.
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Brandon Baumgartner @baumer.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
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Brandon Baumgartner @baumer.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
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Brandon Baumgartner @baumer.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
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Brandon Baumgartner @baumer.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
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Brandon Baumgartner @baumer.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
The Golden Gate Bridge
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Brandon Baumgartner @baumer.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Because the first $50 billion that these idiots have blown on AI has been so fucking successful...
A screenshot of Google's search tool responding that water will be liquid at 30 degF because it freezes at 32 degF.
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Brandon Baumgartner @baumer.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Actual government website Doge.gov brings you to this landing page with the DOGE coin shiba inu, and if you click share link, it pulls up an x.com link... JFC
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Brandon Baumgartner @baumer.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Not in the Play Store either.
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Brandon Baumgartner @baumer.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
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Brandon Baumgartner @baumer.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
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Brandon Baumgartner @baumer.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
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Brandon Baumgartner @baumer.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
A picture of Keanu Reeves.
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Brandon Baumgartner @baumer.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Cousins?
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Brandon Baumgartner @baumer.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Yeah, they're going to freak out when they realize their rules mean this trans man is supposed to be using the women's restroom.
A picture of a trans man with a more masculine appearance (pecs, abs, biceps) than your normal "macho" GOP voter.
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Brandon Baumgartner @baumer.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
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Brandon Baumgartner @baumer.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Would a feeble attempt have required this much totally real and definitely not fake paperwork?!?
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Brandon Baumgartner @baumer.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Will they be allowed to be a part of DOGE since they seem to only want high IQ individuals to work there?
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Brandon Baumgartner @baumer.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
They're already doing that. This was posted by them to Twitter.
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Brandon Baumgartner @baumer.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Looks similar
Adorable brown mutt curled up in bed.
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Brandon Baumgartner @baumer.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
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Brandon Baumgartner @baumer.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
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Brandon Baumgartner @baumer.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Mickey Redmond out here playing hockey at his age is wild. #LGRW
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Brandon Baumgartner @baumer.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Detroit knows what's up...
A flyer of Elon Musk fucking Donald Trump from behind while wearing an Occupy Mars shirt, with the caption "Who's next?" written above, posted many times on the outside of a vacant building in Detroit.
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Brandon Baumgartner @baumer.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
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Brandon Baumgartner @baumer.bsky.social · 17/09/2024
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #171,133!
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Brandon Baumgartner @baumer.bsky.social · 07/09/2024
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Brandon Baumgartner @baumer.bsky.social · 28/08/2024
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Brandon Baumgartner @baumer.bsky.social · 13/06/2024
Yep
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Brandon Baumgartner @baumer.bsky.social · 13/06/2024
This is the distribution currently.
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Brandon Baumgartner @baumer.bsky.social · 13/06/2024
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Brandon Baumgartner @baumer.bsky.social · 08/05/2024
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