Paul Bauer @bauer.codes · 21hI am all for this. Now everyone can tell who is a sycophantic moron even after they scrub the orange tanner off their nose. Super intelligent of them. 001
Paul Bauer @bauer.codes · 27/09/2026The Turing test is passed not by computers getting smarter, but humans getting dumber. 000
Reposted by Paul BauerKatie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 25/09/2026I have blamed The agents That hacked Your website And which You probably Reasonably thought I controlled Forgive me I am rich And unaccustomed To taking responsibility 5776122095
Reposted by Paul BauerFelicitas Pojtinger @felicitas.pojtinger.com · 26/09/2026And "those people" are OpenAI and Anthropic employees & executives. Everyone involved in this should be on trial right now. Gross incompetence. 031
Paul Bauer @bauer.codes · 22/09/2026"Artificial intelligence" is now "super intelligence", per the orange clown? Why not "American Intelligence" or "Intelligence of America"? Rip all the right-signaling startups with Anguilla top level domain names. I guess they all have to move to Slovenia now (.si). 000
Reposted by Paul Bauerfry69 @fry69.dev · 18/09/2026A computer scientist discovering what LLMs often get used for.static.klipy.comJeff Goldblum inspects a massive pileAlt: Jeff Goldblum inspects a massive pile 31349
Reposted by Paul BauerJason Kint @kint.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Eye popping. Court just unsealed Summary Judgment motions in New York Times v OpenAI / Microsoft. Easy to see why the AI companies had so many redactions (pink). Their own people wrote the lede for NYT, the "largest theft of labor in human history"... "more and more substitutive..." /1 4253422316
Paul Bauer @bauer.codes · 14/09/2026<Scooby-doo mask reveal meme> The frontier LLM business model is entirely human labor arbitrage, from stealing and renting back the entirety of human knowledge to farms of underpaid human classifiers. 000
Reposted by Paul BauerBryan Cantrill @bcantrill.bsky.social · 13/09/2026The contagion of fear bcantrill.dtrace.org/2026/09/13/t...bcantrill.dtrace.orgThe contagion of fear | The Observation Deck 1624083
Paul Bauer @bauer.codes · 14/09/2026Anthropic and OpenAI think open weight LLMs are good enough to eat their margins, ergo begging for gubmint regs to save their failing business from competition. The companies launching irresponsible cyber attacks and stealing work from literally all humanity didn't suddenly grow a conscience. 000
Paul Bauer @bauer.codes · 13/09/2026A favorite conference talk I attended was from @felienne.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy at Strange Loop '14 on spreadsheets. Her DDD EU 2026 talk dropped this week. It's an all timer, a thoughtful, grounded piece on AI and human choice. She's also a fantastic speaker. www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-6-...youtube.comAI made me doubt everything about programming by Felienne Hermans - DDD Europe 2026YouTube video by Domain-Driven Design Europe 000
Reposted by Paul BauerJake Gold @jacob.gold · 12/09/2026Okay I blagged it. Imagine if this actually fucking happened‽jacob.goldAn open letter to Dario: if you mean it, open the weightsDear Dario, You published We Must Pace the Frontier today, which committed Anthropic to embedded third-party evaluators and asked governments to require every other frontier company to match. Sam Altm... 1017043
Paul Bauer @bauer.codes · 11/09/2026One of my favorite podcasts was @adamwiggins.com' "Meta Muse"; old recordings is the only meta muse I'm going to use. 010
Paul Bauer @bauer.codes · 11/09/2026Imagine thinking a large matrix of floating point numbers can "want" anything. 000
Reposted by Paul BauerColin @colin-fraser.net · 11/09/2026The agents all going rogue and escaping their sandboxes and whatnot are doing so because OpenAI and Anthropic are just leaving the computer under the supervision of the Homer Simpson drinking bird, but you can just not do that. 513222
Paul Bauer @bauer.codes · 08/09/2026Not surprised and I'm not naive. This is how the world works now, but still disappointing. 001
Paul Bauer @bauer.codes · 31/08/2026Oh great. My MAGA relatives are gonna convert to AI maximalism overnight now. 000
Reposted by Paul BauerKathryn Brightbill ✒️ @kebrightbill.bsky.social · 06/07/2026I had forgotten about this, but The Athletic pointed out that Cristiano Ronaldo was only playing in World Cup group play because FIFA suspended his 3 game ban that he got for elbowing somebody during qualifying.nytimes.comCristiano Ronaldo avoids World Cup ban as FIFA grants Portugal captain ‘probationary period’ (Gift Article)Ronaldo, 40, was sent off in Portugal's penultimate World Cup qualifier against the Republic of Ireland. 26424
Reposted by Paul BauerAnil Dash @anildash.com · 01/06/2026People will say it's "Tech Week" here in NYC. Well, any event run by Andreessen Horowitz is illegitimate, because the NYC tech community has values, and one of its most fundamental is its humanity. They have forfeited theirs. 10506162
Paul Bauer @bauer.codes · 28/05/2026Yubikey for this, TouchID for that. All Day Long. The frequency at which my work laptop demands physical touch is bordering on an HR violation. If Demis is right and we are in the "foothills of the singularity" I'm reporting this to see who wins: HR or IT. 🍿 010
Paul Bauer @bauer.codes · 20/05/2026😅 @reckless.bsky.social over here dodging bullets like Neo > Eater, Popsugar, SB Nation, The Dodo, and The Verge are each in a strong place as distinct brands 010
Paul Bauer @bauer.codes · 20/05/2026Recruiting email: "We are looking for a strong executioner [...]" 000
Paul Bauer @bauer.codes · 18/05/2026We successfully avoided the ideal outcome - both Sam Altman and Elon Musk losing. 010
Paul Bauer @bauer.codes · 18/05/2026Same lazy energy from software "engineers" that want AI to write all their code, write all their tests, do all their code reviews, claim it's all good because the AI told them so, and get paid for their "taste." 000
Paul Bauer @bauer.codes · 15/05/2026I mean, this is cool and all but nobody and especially not Jarred is ever going to read that PR, so ... 000
Paul Bauer @bauer.codes · 12/05/2026IBM/Dehomag automated the final solution. Each concentration camp victim had a punch card with their identity, name, skills, ancestry and demographics. Leased Dehomag machines ingested stacks of cards for aggregate counts on various dimensions. Technology made the process brutally efficient. 110
Paul Bauer @bauer.codes · 11/05/2026The kids are all right www.youtube.com/live/zwYkHS8...youtube.comUCF Spring 2026 Commencement | May 8th (7 p.m.)YouTube video by University of Central Florida 010
Paul Bauer @bauer.codes · 08/05/2026I'm going to be a tad vulnerable here. I probably wouldn't be alive today without SSRIs. They sometimes have side effects. Bad ones. But for the people I care about and depend on me, banning SSRIs would have resulted in a worse outcome for them. www.reuters.com/business/hea...reuters.comExclusive: Kennedy's health officials explored US ban of some widely used antidepressants, sources sayU.S. health department officials last week explored whether they could ban certain drugs in a widely prescribed class of antidepressants as Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. prepared to roll ou... 020
Paul Bauer @bauer.codes · 06/05/2026I had to re-watch the #clojure documentary and freeze frame to be sure, but Rich Hickey's hammock-time companion is a Boox Go 10.3 I'd recognize that distinctive metal strip on the back anywhere, and the left border is too narrow to be a Note Max. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y24v... 010
Reposted by Paul BauerJason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 05/05/2026The AI-driven hard drive shortage is making it more expensive for the Internet Archive to operate, causing problems for Wikimedia, causing delays in academic and hobby archiving projects. Normal people and non AI companies simply can't find reasonably priced drives: www.404media.co/the-ai-hard-...404media.coThe AI Hard Drive Shortage Is Making It More Expensive and Harder to Archive the InternetThe Internet Archive, Wikimedia, academics, and hobby archivists are having trouble finding hard drives or are having to pay extremely high prices for them. 8549277
Paul Bauer @bauer.codes · 29/04/2026In two weeks, I'll have a net addition of 20 papers and 4 books to my reading pile. This wouldn't happen if I had a ballroom. 010
Paul Bauer @bauer.codes · 27/04/2026I don't know half of computers half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of them half as well as they deserve. 010
Reposted by Paul BauerSpace @redditspaceviewes.bsky.social · 23/04/2026NASA releases insane new image of the mighty hexagonal storm on Saturn's North Pole. 4425255892
Paul Bauer @bauer.codes · 21/04/2026We need to make "Yo monorepo" jokes a thing. As in "Yo monorepo's so big it needs its own CDN" 010
Paul Bauer @bauer.codes · 21/04/2026Balaji reading the Gell-Mann Amnesia effect wikipedia page with zero sense of irony. 👩🍳😘 000
Reposted by Paul BauerMesay @mesay.bsky.social · 20/04/2026@reckless.bsky.social on the last Vergecast. 414240
Paul Bauer @bauer.codes · 18/04/2026Allbirds sold their sole. I've been waiting all week for _somebody_ to make that headline, and ... nothing? #techjournalism, you disappoint me. It was the right there! 010
Paul Bauer @bauer.codes · 16/04/2026I think the #Clojure documentary release today is going to be Awesome, and I think even Rich Hickey would agree that's an appropriate use of the word. (peering over glasses) "Not everything is awesome." - Clojure/Conj 2010 010
Paul Bauer @bauer.codes · 16/04/2026During the sub-prime mortgage crisis, tech companies stopped hiring juniors and then paid for it through the nose after 2012. It's happening again. The companies that buck this trend and think of junior hiring as infra spend might just survive the slopocalypse. 330
Paul Bauer @bauer.codes · 15/04/2026AI has certainly moved the overtone window on what "deterministic" means. Apparently, bash scripts are now deterministic. Somewhere, someplace, Simon Peyton Jones is experiencing a gag reflex. 😂 000
Reposted by Paul BauerBryan Cantrill @bcantrill.bsky.social · 12/04/2026The peril of laziness lost bcantrill.dtrace.org/2026/04/12/t...bcantrill.dtrace.orgThe peril of laziness lost | The Observation Deck 427887