Paul Bauer @bauer.codes · 29/09/2026I am all for this. Now everyone can tell who is a sycophantic moron even after they scrub the orange tanner off their nose. Super intelligent of them. 001
Paul Bauer @bauer.codes · 27/09/2026The Turing test is passed not by computers getting smarter, but humans getting dumber. 000
Reposted by Paul BauerKatie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 25/09/2026I have blamed The agents That hacked Your website And which You probably Reasonably thought I controlled Forgive me I am rich And unaccustomed To taking responsibility 5776142098
Reposted by Paul BauerFelicitas Pojtinger @felicitas.pojtinger.com · 26/09/2026And "those people" are OpenAI and Anthropic employees & executives. Everyone involved in this should be on trial right now. Gross incompetence. 031
Paul Bauer @bauer.codes · 22/09/2026"Artificial intelligence" is now "super intelligence", per the orange clown? Why not "American Intelligence" or "Intelligence of America"? Rip all the right-signaling startups with Anguilla top level domain names. I guess they all have to move to Slovenia now (.si). 000
Paul Bauer @bauer.codes · 21/09/2026I'm a software engineer with decades of experience and spend a lot of my workday fixing stupid things LLMs do. I know how LLMs work and I think you are riddled with psychosis. A giant matrix of floats does not think. 000
Reposted by Paul Bauerfry69 @fry69.dev · 18/09/2026A computer scientist discovering what LLMs often get used for.static.klipy.comJeff Goldblum inspects a massive pileAlt: Jeff Goldblum inspects a massive pile 31349
Paul Bauer @bauer.codes · 18/09/2026yes, the palestinians are far better off with Trump than Kamala. You have a compelling point (sarcasm) 100
Reposted by Paul BauerJason Kint @kint.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Eye popping. Court just unsealed Summary Judgment motions in New York Times v OpenAI / Microsoft. Easy to see why the AI companies had so many redactions (pink). Their own people wrote the lede for NYT, the "largest theft of labor in human history"... "more and more substitutive..." /1 4253422317
Paul Bauer @bauer.codes · 17/09/2026...who isn't ideologically pure enough for me. Yep. Only thing is to stay home and let the fascist win. That will show me. 120
Paul Bauer @bauer.codes · 14/09/2026<Scooby-doo mask reveal meme> The frontier LLM business model is entirely human labor arbitrage, from stealing and renting back the entirety of human knowledge to farms of underpaid human classifiers. 000
Reposted by Paul BauerBryan Cantrill @bcantrill.bsky.social · 13/09/2026The contagion of fear bcantrill.dtrace.org/2026/09/13/t...bcantrill.dtrace.orgThe contagion of fear | The Observation Deck 1624083
Paul Bauer @bauer.codes · 14/09/2026Anthropic and OpenAI think open weight LLMs are good enough to eat their margins, ergo begging for gubmint regs to save their failing business from competition. The companies launching irresponsible cyber attacks and stealing work from literally all humanity didn't suddenly grow a conscience. 000
Paul Bauer @bauer.codes · 13/09/2026Serious answer: regulatory capture. This is a preemptive move to hedge against open weight models. 190
Paul Bauer @bauer.codes · 13/09/2026A favorite conference talk I attended was from @felienne.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy at Strange Loop '14 on spreadsheets. Her DDD EU 2026 talk dropped this week. It's an all timer, a thoughtful, grounded piece on AI and human choice. She's also a fantastic speaker. www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-6-...youtube.comAI made me doubt everything about programming by Felienne Hermans - DDD Europe 2026YouTube video by Domain-Driven Design Europe 000
Reposted by Paul BauerJake Gold @jacob.gold · 12/09/2026Okay I blagged it. Imagine if this actually fucking happened‽jacob.goldAn open letter to Dario: if you mean it, open the weightsDear Dario, You published We Must Pace the Frontier today, which committed Anthropic to embedded third-party evaluators and asked governments to require every other frontier company to match. Sam Altm... 1017043
Paul Bauer @bauer.codes · 12/09/2026Considering how unethically they've behaved from how they trained their models to how they market their products, they wouldn't make a profit. In a just world they go to zero. We don't live in a just world. 000
Paul Bauer @bauer.codes · 11/09/2026One of my favorite podcasts was @adamwiggins.com' "Meta Muse"; old recordings is the only meta muse I'm going to use. 010
Paul Bauer @bauer.codes · 11/09/2026Look, Matt Mullenweg has a lot of time on his hands these days. 001
Paul Bauer @bauer.codes · 11/09/2026That some technofacist can gin up a decade's worth of FreeBSD funding from his rich buddies for a crappy vibe-coded arch distro ... still kinda grinds my gears. 090
Paul Bauer @bauer.codes · 11/09/2026Imagine thinking a large matrix of floating point numbers can "want" anything. 000
Reposted by Paul BauerColin @colin-fraser.net · 11/09/2026The agents all going rogue and escaping their sandboxes and whatnot are doing so because OpenAI and Anthropic are just leaving the computer under the supervision of the Homer Simpson drinking bird, but you can just not do that. 513222
Paul Bauer @bauer.codes · 09/09/2026Going on slack and trashing the board after they force you on leave is ... a choice. I'm sure they have second thoughts about their decision now. 010
Paul Bauer @bauer.codes · 08/09/2026Not surprised and I'm not naive. This is how the world works now, but still disappointing. 001
Paul Bauer @bauer.codes · 31/08/2026Oh great. My MAGA relatives are gonna convert to AI maximalism overnight now. 000
Reposted by Paul BauerKathryn Brightbill ✒️ @kebrightbill.bsky.social · 06/07/2026I had forgotten about this, but The Athletic pointed out that Cristiano Ronaldo was only playing in World Cup group play because FIFA suspended his 3 game ban that he got for elbowing somebody during qualifying.nytimes.comCristiano Ronaldo avoids World Cup ban as FIFA grants Portugal captain ‘probationary period’ (Gift Article)Ronaldo, 40, was sent off in Portugal's penultimate World Cup qualifier against the Republic of Ireland. 26424
Reposted by Paul BauerAnil Dash @anildash.com · 01/06/2026People will say it's "Tech Week" here in NYC. Well, any event run by Andreessen Horowitz is illegitimate, because the NYC tech community has values, and one of its most fundamental is its humanity. They have forfeited theirs. 10506162
Paul Bauer @bauer.codes · 28/05/2026Yubikey for this, TouchID for that. All Day Long. The frequency at which my work laptop demands physical touch is bordering on an HR violation. If Demis is right and we are in the "foothills of the singularity" I'm reporting this to see who wins: HR or IT. 🍿 010
Paul Bauer @bauer.codes · 20/05/2026😅 @reckless.bsky.social over here dodging bullets like Neo > Eater, Popsugar, SB Nation, The Dodo, and The Verge are each in a strong place as distinct brands 010
Paul Bauer @bauer.codes · 20/05/2026Recruiting email: "We are looking for a strong executioner [...]" 000
Paul Bauer @bauer.codes · 18/05/2026We successfully avoided the ideal outcome - both Sam Altman and Elon Musk losing. 010
Paul Bauer @bauer.codes · 18/05/2026Same lazy energy from software "engineers" that want AI to write all their code, write all their tests, do all their code reviews, claim it's all good because the AI told them so, and get paid for their "taste." 000
Paul Bauer @bauer.codes · 15/05/2026Cool. Cool. But nobody working on bun is ever going to read the diff anyway. 000
Paul Bauer @bauer.codes · 15/05/2026I mean, this is cool and all but nobody and especially not Jarred is ever going to read that PR, so ... 000
Paul Bauer @bauer.codes · 12/05/2026I think there is a place in hell for Karp and Palantir investors next to Eichmann. And I'm ashamed to say how many family evenings I lost in 2018-2020 because my employer had them as a customer. Ex-customer thankfully. They are awful customers too. Doing work for them is moral thin ice. 020
Paul Bauer @bauer.codes · 12/05/2026IBM/Dehomag automated the final solution. Each concentration camp victim had a punch card with their identity, name, skills, ancestry and demographics. Leased Dehomag machines ingested stacks of cards for aggregate counts on various dimensions. Technology made the process brutally efficient. 110
Paul Bauer @bauer.codes · 12/05/2026why stop there? Register markdown with the kernel and chmod 777 ;) github.com/lloeki/promp...github.comGitHub - lloeki/promptfmt_misc: Execute Markdown transparently.Execute Markdown transparently. Contribute to lloeki/promptfmt_misc development by creating an account on GitHub. 020
Paul Bauer @bauer.codes · 12/05/2026Definitely not and you should ... uh ... pass on the contact details so ... uh ... I can better avoid such a bad deal. 000
Paul Bauer @bauer.codes · 11/05/2026The kids are all right www.youtube.com/live/zwYkHS8...youtube.comUCF Spring 2026 Commencement | May 8th (7 p.m.)YouTube video by University of Central Florida 010
Paul Bauer @bauer.codes · 08/05/2026I'm going to be a tad vulnerable here. I probably wouldn't be alive today without SSRIs. They sometimes have side effects. Bad ones. But for the people I care about and depend on me, banning SSRIs would have resulted in a worse outcome for them. www.reuters.com/business/hea...reuters.comExclusive: Kennedy's health officials explored US ban of some widely used antidepressants, sources sayU.S. health department officials last week explored whether they could ban certain drugs in a widely prescribed class of antidepressants as Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. prepared to roll ou... 020