Teresa 🏳️⚧️
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Pharaoh of the Most Serene Empire of Kemet, in exile in the traditional territories of the Lekwungen peoples.
Pharaoh of the Most Serene Empire of Kemet, in exile in the traditional territories of the Lekwungen peoples.
![an inspect element'd version of a moment in SCP-5000, which reads thusly:
DOWNLOADED FILE 0001-1
Context: They sent this to every government, news organization and anomalous agency on the planet. Fuck me.
[two images of laughing cow cheeses]
The following is a message composed via consensus of Bel Group.
For those who are not currently aware of our existence, we represent the processed cheese product "The Laughing Cow." Our previous mission centered around the manufacture and distributing of spreadable cheese wedges to grocery stores and supermarkets. This mission was the focus of our organization for more than one-hundred years.
Due to circumstances outside of our control, this directive has now changed. Our new mission will be the extermination of the human race.
There will be no further communication.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:h3niyuamf5pcvcrokhownbsz/bafkreiger6ox7bsdy6bwg2xihjdtnvq4rs47fp4azdejjydbryzlfa6n54)
