ike ⚡️ @bastardsword.bsky.social · 27/09/2026i’m going to fight ti west and ryan murphy and i am going to win 010
ike ⚡️ @bastardsword.bsky.social · 03/09/2026i found a microwave on the sidewalk and my life has improved slightly 001
ike ⚡️ @bastardsword.bsky.social · 11/08/2026now that i’m manager i can buy new underwear and socks since mine have holes :) god bless the usa 020
ike ⚡️ @bastardsword.bsky.social · 11/08/2026it’s a very odd feeling to hate management and then get a promotion to be a manager… 🧍 130
ike ⚡️ @bastardsword.bsky.social · 07/08/2026it’s my boss’s last day today 🥺static.klipy.comArrested Development: Mr. Manager!Alt: michael cera from arrested development saying “wow, i’m mr manager!” 000
Reposted by ike ⚡️spooky lilli @toomanymouths.bsky.social · 04/08/2026it is always Fuck Eli Roth 2196
ike ⚡️ @bastardsword.bsky.social · 01/08/2026kind of annoying that we already knew allll of this shit about jared leto for literal actual years and nothing happened to him the first time and probably nothing is gonna happen to him now 020
ike ⚡️ @bastardsword.bsky.social · 30/07/2026god lestat is serving so much cunt i might actually pass out 162
ike ⚡️ @bastardsword.bsky.social · 16/06/2026it’s all i could think about!!!!!! besides that she should just go on craigslist real quick 110
ike ⚡️ @bastardsword.bsky.social · 16/06/2026how do u guys feel about the It Follows disease, do u think it counts lesbian sex or is it homophobic 120
ike ⚡️ @bastardsword.bsky.social · 28/05/2026it’s amazing how fast a man can make your pussy dry up 150
ike ⚡️ @bastardsword.bsky.social · 23/05/2026sorry for lying before i also have mayonnaise and canned peaches i just wanted the alliteration, i apologize for lying on the internet i am so sorry guys 030
ike ⚡️ @bastardsword.bsky.social · 23/05/2026my fridge is just wine, water, and wingstop. i love moving. 130
ike ⚡️ @bastardsword.bsky.social · 20/05/2026why do they keep putting oversized polo shirts on those damn robots 000
ike ⚡️ @bastardsword.bsky.social · 19/05/2026okay i know we’re all broke and everything but if i see more interior design photos where there’s no rug i’m actually gonna lose it 110
ike ⚡️ @bastardsword.bsky.social · 04/05/2026i am dressed like a whore (jean shorts and crop top) so i think it’ll work 000
Reposted by ike ⚡️palsy 🧉🍂 @hey-its-qalsy.bsky.social · 04/05/2026NYT Opinion: This Old-Fashioned Pastime is Making a Comeback [grainy black-and-white photo of a stockbroker throwing himself off a tall building] 081
ike ⚡️ @bastardsword.bsky.social · 04/05/2026honestly even if i don’t get it, it’s pretty badass to say “i know im getting a bigger promotion later but in the meantime i will be training for that position and id like the title and pay that reflects that learning time” 030
ike ⚡️ @bastardsword.bsky.social · 01/05/2026not fair i can’t screen record my own dreams, i should be allowed to have insane sex with my coworker whenever i want in my own mind!!!!! 030
ike ⚡️ @bastardsword.bsky.social · 29/04/2026christine said “oh shit!” all excited and then i looked up and it was just a lock picking video… 030
Reposted by ike ⚡️skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 25/04/2026i think it would feel really good to be baked into a pie 3447
Reposted by ike ⚡️christine 🇵🇸 @spaceneedlesgf.bsky.social · 24/04/2026ever since I was a young girl I knew I wanted to live in a severe hoarding situation 051
Reposted by ike ⚡️skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 22/04/2026maybe u should be asking claude for some bitches 112331
ike ⚡️ @bastardsword.bsky.social · 20/04/2026i’ve been in seattle like 10 years and i don’t have a single local friend, every single person i’ve been able to form a friendship with has moved here 000
ike ⚡️ @bastardsword.bsky.social · 20/04/2026can’t wait to fweaking leave the pnw one day these people are weird 100
Reposted by ike ⚡️✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 20/12/2025i have huge tits and i hate ai 2851192
Reposted by ike ⚡️BOOyotomi HAUNTejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 20/04/2026"gormless" gotta be one of my favorite insults. you lack gorm bro!!!! go get some fucking gorm!!!!!! 320145
ike ⚡️ @bastardsword.bsky.social · 20/04/2026oh.. my sleep schedule is absolutely fucked isn’t it 010
ike ⚡️ @bastardsword.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Post the pic you've recently taken of your pet he is just a baby 120
Reposted by ike ⚡️jonk @jonk.bsky.social · 16/04/2026All of my arms and legs and etc. just fell off 1913110
ike ⚡️ @bastardsword.bsky.social · 16/04/2026sorry but i need to see more friendship dynamics between aunt gladys and bobby hill 😭 000
ike ⚡️ @bastardsword.bsky.social · 16/04/2026i’m not screaming madly with jealousy at everyone playing living the dream i’m NOT I SAID 100
