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🇻🇳🏳️‍⚧️ • they/them/chanh/em • late 20s mask up to protect your community! 😷

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy
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🦐 @tomatoenjoyer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
hehe putting together a menu for a fall brunch tomorrow with friends!! we'll finally have access to pluslife tests again so we'll be able to eat together :')
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Pip Wren @lollibeepop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A joyous fat bear week to all 🐻
A painting of fat blobby bears
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🦐 @tomatoenjoyer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i really don't care that much about my job but i at least need my coworkers to stop using gen ai for work... it's making more work for ME to fix this shit bc it's obviously WRONG and inconsistent and MAKES NO SENSE!!!!! STOP
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🦐 @tomatoenjoyer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i knew my longest friend from hs still masks but i didn't realize how seriously she still took it until i found out today she also has a pluslife :') just grateful we are aligned, and it never had to be a conversation!!
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🦐 @tomatoenjoyer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
the way my october weekends are almost completely booked already....
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🦐 @tomatoenjoyer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
one of my coworkers saw my pokemon desk mat and asked if i collected so we talked a bit and it's obvious he's a scalper... i mentioned i play the tcg too and he was legitimately surprised that i play 🙄 and what if i robbed you
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 21/09/2026
if you're a moderately competent desktop computer user with the means to buy a few hard drives i think you have a duty to your iphone friends to become "the plex guy"
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🦐 @tomatoenjoyer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
my current pillars of filling my cup are farm work-trade, pokemon tcg, and organizing... life IS worth living
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🎱 Kelly Pringle 🎱 @kellypringle.com · 16/09/2026
Enjoying some me-time 💻
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🦐 @tomatoenjoyer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
my coworker very obviously copy pasting some ch*tg*t response in an email chain and not bothering to get rid of the "did i summarize this correctly?" at the end
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🦐 @tomatoenjoyer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
pickle army
12 jars containing dill pickle spears, pickle slices, and pickled green tomatoes stand in a 3 by 4 formationimage of chinese terracotta soldiers
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🦐 @tomatoenjoyer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
impromptu day trip tomorrow to see @goldenlysithea.bsky.social since she'll be on the east coast this week!!! yippee yippee!!!!
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🦐 @tomatoenjoyer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
being an adult means having 5 different flavors of ice cream in my incredibly overstuffed freezer
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🦐 @tomatoenjoyer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
con mèo việt nam
goose, a long haired black cat, staring with big wide eyes at a bowl of cơm cháy (fried crunchy rice snacks)
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Doesky @doesky8.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
why breed dogs with jaws large enough to tear through Flesh, when you could breed dogs with minds large enougj to tear through Fallacy.....
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🦐 @tomatoenjoyer.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
looked up if there's a correlation between eczema & ocd and now am frowning a lot
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🦐 @tomatoenjoyer.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
my coworker and i will just occasionally slap down some candy on each others' desks as a little treat
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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
$1 available now on the Nintendo eShop for $2
$1
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🦐 @tomatoenjoyer.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
my coworker who just came back after leaving last year got the BEST cubicle in the office but she wanted to move bc she said the a/c is too strong so i offered to switch and now EYE have the best cubicle in the office
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🦐 @tomatoenjoyer.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
my neighbor has a pile of furniture they're trashing and i snagged some things so im normal now
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🦐 @tomatoenjoyer.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
trying to not fall into despair at all the household tasks i have to do tonight and knowing that i will likely have no free time for myself afterwards
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🦐 @tomatoenjoyer.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
i keep sabotaging my weekends by winning lots in online auctions where the pickup location is over an hour away from where i live
beautiful 1970s block chromatic red-violet dish set from Germanylarge framed art piece of three cranes flying on a black background
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🦐 @tomatoenjoyer.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
unfortunately the $2 lumbar pillow i thrifted is NOT helping my back pain at all at work. it is in fact in worse pain
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laika 🌀 @holoswirl.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
a digital drawing of a bunch of different pokemon in a chibi style. The list of pokemon shown as follows is raichu, dragonite, ampharos, flygon, mew, armaldo, togetic, cranidos, miltank
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🦐 @tomatoenjoyer.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
something abt drinking water with a big metal straw is so delicious... i could drink 10 gallons of this
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🦐 @tomatoenjoyer.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
stuck in traffic for no discernable reason for 20+ min coming home from PetSmart just 7 min down the road..... this is hell
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🦐 @tomatoenjoyer.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
carved and printed this cosmos flower for a new friend's bday :-) they gave us a bouquet of flowers they grew in their garden so i based it off of one of those! making art is so fun!!
a carved rubber pad stained with magenta ink. there is a cosmos flower, some leaves, and a flower bud depictedmultiple test prints of the flower print in a light red ink lay on a table
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Richard Perez @skinnyships.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Spore Corp
Illustration of Oddish, Gloom and Vileplume surrounded by circles
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🦐 @tomatoenjoyer.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
my new set-up :-) ive had the replacement for a few months now but finally am satisfied with my wallpaper/display for now hehe
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🦐 @tomatoenjoyer.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
being an adult means i get to display all my toys in my nice 1960s display hutch
an assortment of plushies, toys, and other sentimental memorabilia displayed in a vintage 1960s wooden hutch with atomic brass pulls and glass doors
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🦐 @tomatoenjoyer.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
binded with kt tape for the first time yesterday when we went to the beach and now im contemplating top surgery again hfjfnd
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🎱 Kelly Pringle 🎱 @kellypringle.com · 01/08/2026
Cooling off 🧊
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🦐 @tomatoenjoyer.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
rae's mom asked us if we would go halfsies on a $400 stroller for their sister's baby shower gift and i would literally rather swallow uranium glass
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Panic Caption @captionpanic.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Submerged Castle
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🦐 @tomatoenjoyer.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
i can't believe joining a farm share this year has not only given us delicious veggies every 2 weeks but we've also started becoming friends with our farmers who are also queer + trans and only live 15 min from us!! i love my beautiful sugoi life
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🦐 @tomatoenjoyer.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
went to TWO social functions this weekend AND did a costco run!! im normal now
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🦐 @tomatoenjoyer.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
we're helping out rae's tita again with her dance dinner fundraiser and it's so loud ... sitting here with a bunch of old filipinas line dancing and i can feel the music in my head like a lobotomy pick
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Meg @meganroseruiz.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
My spermy digital friends ⭐️
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🦐 @tomatoenjoyer.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
trying to root some basil cuttings from the basil we got from this week's farm share bc i made pesto last time and i now need to grow an endless supply of basil to sate my newfound zest for pesto
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🦐 @tomatoenjoyer.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
farm share pick up today after a 3 week break.. i am reminded of how gorgeous and beautiful vegetables are
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🦐 @tomatoenjoyer.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
thinking about the gorgeous mel smilow slatted bench we didnt win this weekend bc we were in a bidding war... she would have been so gorgeous in our living room window....
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🦐 @tomatoenjoyer.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
they dont tell u that being an adult means having to deal with ur basement flooding (again) and taking ur child (cat) to the ER all in the SAME DAY
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Spheal Posting @sphealposting.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
what month were you born in based on your birth month?
january: january
february: february
march: march
april: april
may: may
june: june
july: july
august: august
september: september
october: october
november: november
december: december
pokemon rumble spheal is next to the text
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🦐 @tomatoenjoyer.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
oh no i keep finding incredible deals on vintage furniture on marketplace...
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🦐 @tomatoenjoyer.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
i am so glad that my beautiful sexy wusband knows how to do all the hard things that i have absolutely no desire to learn <3
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🦐 @tomatoenjoyer.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
my dad keeps sending videos in the family group chat from a page called "the how to survive show"
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New Video Game Advisor @newvgadvisor.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
EarthBound (SNES, 1995)
An NPC is speaking to Ness saying, "The sun is merciless today, so please take care of yourself."
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🦐 @tomatoenjoyer.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
the way that men so casually disrespect their wives' bodily autonomy for a LAUGH demands nothing less than a punch to the dick
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