ellen @bassic-bxtch.edm.blue · 27/04/2026idk man, my fee-fees were lowkey hurted by the blatant AI use in zeds dead's latest merch :/ rly hope this was a one-off "designer" gone rogue and not a sign of what's to come 030
ellen @bassic-bxtch.edm.blue · 01/04/2026netflix sent me a price increase notification on april first which means it was actually an april fool's joke 💅 031
ellen @bassic-bxtch.edm.blue · 19/02/2026my dog ate my W2 so at the ripe old age of [REDACTED] I am indeed saying my dog ate my homework 140
ellen @bassic-bxtch.edm.blue · 19/02/2026sry I went inactive for 4 months my timeline was too politically aware and it made me depressy 010
ellen @bassic-bxtch.edm.blue · 20/10/2025math problem: I have 4 dogs. I buy two 3-packs of bones at $16.99/pack. I give each dog 1 bone. how many dogs will be mad because they don't want THAT bone, they want the bone the OTHER dog has? 000
ellen @bassic-bxtch.edm.blue · 29/09/2025my workplace has some audacity asking me to do work today (PTO starts tomorrow) 000
ellen @bassic-bxtch.edm.blue · 21/09/2025why does couch lands have a weather delay if it's 70 degrees and clear ceilings in my living room? 000
ellen @bassic-bxtch.edm.blue · 11/09/2025I 👁 think 🤔💭 it's worth ⚖️💁♀️ to have a cost 💲🤑 of, unfortunately, 😿💔 some 🤏 gun 🔫 deaths ☠️🥀 every single year 🔁📆 so that we 👨👩👧👦 can have the 2️⃣nd Amendment 📜‼️ to protect 😤💪 our other God-given ✝️🙏⛪️ rights ➡️ 030
ellen @bassic-bxtch.edm.blue · 04/09/2025club penguin's servers handled traffic better than fanduel sports network 000
Reposted by ellenGuardian US @us.theguardian.com · 30/07/2025Civicus pointed to three major issues including the deployment of military to quell protests, growing restrictions placed on journalists and civil society, as well as the aggressive targeting of anti-war advocates surrounding Palestine. Read the full story ⬇️theguardian.comUS placed on rights watchlist over health of its civil society under TrumpInternational non-profit Civicus says ‘sustained attacks on civic freedoms’ put US on par with El Salvador and Kenya 1119288
ellen @bassic-bxtch.edm.blue · 18/07/20251 zyrtec: non-drowsy. dare I say, the pinnacle of antihistamines. 6 zyrtec: we are, in fact, drowsy now. 010
ellen @bassic-bxtch.edm.blue · 07/07/2025hello, EDM 911? yes, I need the genre police at this reddit thread, stat! 010
Reposted by ellen⊹ ࣪ ˖ friendly clitoris ✧˖° @shoosheem.bsky.social · 03/07/2025when i say i “had an argument” with someone, it actually means i read someone’s opinion and disagreed with it in my head 001
ellen @bassic-bxtch.edm.blue · 02/07/2025hot take: I don't want an edit button imagine reposting something that says "I like coffee :)" and then afterwards OP edits to "n***** f*****" 241
ellen @bassic-bxtch.edm.blue · 26/06/2025shoutout to my ancestors who survived before zyrtec was invented 010
ellen @bassic-bxtch.edm.blue · 21/06/2025currently listening to: Gardella - Pride Month Mix VOL 1 [Wakaan], a playlist by Gardella on #SoundCloud on.soundcloud.com/jZVveUTTI9vd...on.soundcloud.comGardella - Pride Month Mix VOL 1 [Wakaan]PRIDE MONTH MIX IS OUT NOW VIA WAKAAN ❗️ 🌈 Mgmt: Darrick@optimysticendeavors.com Parker@visionartists.com Bookings: alex@abtouring.com / brian@abtouring.com Releases w/ @CircusRecords @MeanMugMusic 000
Reposted by ellenJonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 15/06/2025Happy Father’s Day to Pedro Pascal in particular, daddy to us all in so many ways 1482777
Reposted by ellenclementine ♡ @clementinelol.bsky.social · 10/06/2025another day another slay 1347869
Reposted by ellenslate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 10/06/2025why is the president the only person testing the limits of his power? everyone should see what they can get away with. what if zookeepers gave helicopters to gorillas? nobody has tried this 359241754240
ellen @bassic-bxtch.edm.blue · 08/06/2025I be like "where are my sunglasses?" and my sunglasses are on my head 010
Reposted by ellenKnight Mer 🍉(93%) @vibrantmer.edm.blue · 26/05/2025🛸👾🏔️ 131 Days Until Wakaan Festival 🏔️👾🛸 011
ellen @bassic-bxtch.edm.blue · 20/05/2025so was there a major data breach recently or did I get 5 spam calls today just for being god's least favorite child? 010
Reposted by ellenBugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 19/05/2025i want to be a killjoy: we need to make it socially unacceptable to ask chatgpt anything 5061492380
ellen @bassic-bxtch.edm.blue · 17/05/2025what a lovely day to think about mowing my lawn (won't actually do it tho) 010
Reposted by ellen❀◦°⋆°◦Anne◦°⋆°◦❀ @stonerprincesss.edm.blue · 17/05/2025bass music has such a special sacred place in my heart & soul 0153
Reposted by ellenSam @samlikespizza93.bsky.social · 14/05/2025Blue Mile - Of The Trees, Barclay Crenshaw, & Strategy 111
ellen @bassic-bxtch.edm.blue · 13/05/2025shoutout to pinterest for emailing me about how some thinspo I saved in 2013 violates their community guidelines 000
ellen @bassic-bxtch.edm.blue · 08/05/2025the email: Okay, thank you. the email signature: 👨 Rev. Bo D. Jangles, MBA, MPH, PhD, PMP ‼️HEADS UP: I will be out of the office on 4/20/69‼️ "'You miss 100% of the shots you don't take -Wayne Gretsky' -Michael Scott" 🌍Please consider the environment before printing this email🌍 010
ellen @bassic-bxtch.edm.blue · 07/05/2025how lucky am I to be alive at the same time as nathan fielder 000
