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⊹ ࣪ ˖ friendly clitoris ✧˖° @shoosheem.bsky.social · 6h
a golden-crowned kinglet was stuck in my moms garage for like two hours and i finally caught it with a net and honestly i thought it was a female until i had it in that net and he puffed up his crest so big hahaha he must have been PISSED but i got the bird!! he is free!!!
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⊹ ࣪ ˖ friendly clitoris ✧˖° @shoosheem.bsky.social · 13h
i live in the town they found 215 anomalies in the ground behind the old residential school, and when i tell you that half of the people in this town are too bigoted to understand how reconciliation works… they’re so focused on money that they forget their humanity. i’m so ashamed for them.
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⊹ ࣪ ˖ friendly clitoris ✧˖° @shoosheem.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i painted again and honestly idk i gotta ditch these squares cause i only started painting them because i saw a girl using that design and i decided yeah i wanna incorporate that into my art and she saw and messaged me asking to collab and now i have anxiety
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⊹ ࣪ ˖ friendly clitoris ✧˖° @shoosheem.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i’ve been waaaay too chill lately i think the ashwagandha has had permanent effects on my brain because damn dude i am unbothered in a fine way
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⊹ ࣪ ˖ friendly clitoris ✧˖° @shoosheem.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the documentary filmmaker david hoffman is one of youtube’s most important creators. the video time-capsules from his time documenting society’s views in the 60s through to the 90s are so precious, it’s almost surreal to watch people my age speaking their piece over half a century ago
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⊹ ࣪ ˖ friendly clitoris ✧˖° @shoosheem.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i need perfume recommendations, i like super sweet warm gourmands and i’m so tired of vanilla
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⊹ ࣪ ˖ friendly clitoris ✧˖° @shoosheem.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
aesop rock wrote that song about that frog who jumps real good and helps everyone around town with his jumping, yeah i’m a fan of anyone writing songs like that
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⊹ ࣪ ˖ friendly clitoris ✧˖° @shoosheem.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i would only ever watch jimmy kimmel for guillermo, i just love that guy i hope he’s doing well
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⊹ ࣪ ˖ friendly clitoris ✧˖° @shoosheem.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
you’re telling me i’m only just now finding out that claypool lennon delirium covered satori pt.1 by flower travellin band!!??? NINE YEARS AGO??? and i’m only now discovering it. wow. the original is still way heavier but i’m stoked on this #musicsky #psychrock
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⊹ ࣪ ˖ friendly clitoris ✧˖° @shoosheem.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
psilocybe azurescens make me want to DANCE! never had a fungus do that to me! no bellyache no weird fear just DANCE
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⊹ ࣪ ˖ friendly clitoris ✧˖° @shoosheem.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
my buddy hired a guy he met in japan to come work for him here in canada, and we just took him out to the woods for the annual mushroom festival for some camping. i’ve never had such a wholesome and fulfilling road trip, everything here is so new to this guy. i think he learned more than he ever had
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⊹ ࣪ ˖ friendly clitoris ✧˖° @shoosheem.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
can’t believe i forgot how hard she’s lost control by joy division goes
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⊹ ࣪ ˖ friendly clitoris ✧˖° @shoosheem.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
progressive trance will never die
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⊹ ࣪ ˖ friendly clitoris ✧˖° @shoosheem.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
my poop has been every colour of the rainbow today idk what the fuck is going on
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⊹ ࣪ ˖ friendly clitoris ✧˖° @shoosheem.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
you would think with our intelligence we’d be able to have the foresight to not destroy the environment in which we LIVE
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The Pearl With The Girl Earring, by Olaf Falafel
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⊹ ࣪ ˖ friendly clitoris ✧˖° @shoosheem.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
the wiggles??? oh you mean john pearce and his gang of backup dancers
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⊹ ࣪ ˖ friendly clitoris ✧˖° @shoosheem.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
L-I-M-P, say it, discover
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Still from the television show Trailer Park Boys showing Ricky doing a talking head with text that reads "I just need to get my life back together and start growing some dope"
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⊹ ࣪ ˖ friendly clitoris ✧˖° @shoosheem.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
billy talent made some serious bangers bro i’m talking HUGE bangers, slappers and ass clappers
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⊹ ࣪ ˖ friendly clitoris ✧˖° @shoosheem.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
damn buddy i miss being blonde so bad hahaha
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⊹ ࣪ ˖ friendly clitoris ✧˖° @shoosheem.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
i can never tell when they’re finished
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⊹ ࣪ ˖ friendly clitoris ✧˖° @shoosheem.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
it’s crazy, three days of playing chess and i’m beating people in 30 moves on average
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venomous laura @lauracreature.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
forg
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⊹ ࣪ ˖ friendly clitoris ✧˖° @shoosheem.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
i’ve been playing so much fucking chess i’m almost good at it. it’s been 20 years since i started playing chess hahaha
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Skip, the Online Raccoon @badposter.lol · 08/09/2026
a guy in the water “me in the bog”
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⊹ ࣪ ˖ friendly clitoris ✧˖° @shoosheem.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
this is that time of year bro!!! it’s time for blue oyster cult and styx, vanilla candles and gourmand perfumes, campfires and mushroom picking holy SHIT i love septemberrrrrr
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⊹ ࣪ ˖ friendly clitoris ✧˖° @shoosheem.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
math is so cool and good to understand because so many of the questions people have can be answered by math
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⊹ ࣪ ˖ friendly clitoris ✧˖° @shoosheem.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
even if i never had access to a calendar i would know that it’s september right now
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⊹ ࣪ ˖ friendly clitoris ✧˖° @shoosheem.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
i have every reason to believe that death will feel like removing a tight-fitting shoe. i have nothing to fear. happy monday!
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⊹ ࣪ ˖ friendly clitoris ✧˖° @shoosheem.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
i have made the world’s greatest potato bacon soup
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⊹ ࣪ ˖ friendly clitoris ✧˖° @shoosheem.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
it’s so silly how i long for connection but i’m also terrified of meeting new people on a fundamental level, as if it’s embarrassing to expose myself as a fellow human being with interests and ideas
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⊹ ࣪ ˖ friendly clitoris ✧˖° @shoosheem.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
i enjoy learning and holding information in my brain so i can have conversations with people in my day to day life, is that weird???
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⊹ ࣪ ˖ friendly clitoris ✧˖° @shoosheem.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
as a canadian, no, as a HUMAN, i am going to throw a party when that orange stain is wiped from this planet like a booger flicked from the finger of humanity. like an amber turd flushed from the pipes of civilization. a fart in the winds of time
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⊹ ࣪ ˖ friendly clitoris ✧˖° @shoosheem.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
i’m so pissed dude i got hay in my eye when i was hangin out with guinea pigs the other day but i’m so allergic that my eye was itchy for 3 whole days. today it wasn’t too itchy and everything was fine until an aphid flew into it, and then another aphid a few minutes later. my eye is so fuckin itchy
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⊹ ࣪ ˖ friendly clitoris ✧˖° @shoosheem.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
my boss is so stupid he doesn’t believe that objects with different masses will fall at the same rate in a vaccuum, hahaha what an idiot i learned that when i was 10
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⊹ ࣪ ˖ friendly clitoris ✧˖° @shoosheem.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
i’m stoked on this one!! glad i randomly picked up the paint last night
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⊹ ࣪ ˖ friendly clitoris ✧˖° @shoosheem.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
it’s coming together!!!
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⊹ ࣪ ˖ friendly clitoris ✧˖° @shoosheem.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
always worried i’m adding too much but it also never feels finished
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⊹ ࣪ ˖ friendly clitoris ✧˖° @shoosheem.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
i made tomato sauce with my moms garden tomatoes and it turned out soooo good for my first time ever cooking tomatoes hahah i used a shallot and three garlic cloves and some fresh basil, god damn this shit is GOOOOD on some fettuccine hell yeah
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⊹ ࣪ ˖ friendly clitoris ✧˖° @shoosheem.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
i uhhh feel sexy again hahaha out of nowhere i just realized i have lost weight and i’m proud of myself for keeping up with diet and exercise 👹
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⊹ ࣪ ˖ friendly clitoris ✧˖° @shoosheem.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
13 year old me would be so jelly that i can do my eyeliner now
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⊹ ࣪ ˖ friendly clitoris ✧˖° @shoosheem.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
not tim.. not when he just began speaking and doing interviews again… not tim
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🌈Tyranny🫧Sparkles🏳️‍🌈 @tyranny.sparklenoise.com · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton with Keith Haring in 1985, incredible woman and supporter of LGBTQ people for decades going back to a time when few others dared.
Black and white photo of Dolly Parton with gay artist Keith Haring.
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⊹ ࣪ ˖ friendly clitoris ✧˖° @shoosheem.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
“potent is the flow which is wicked sick so hoes of those that pounce bounce slow on the dick” -jimmy pop
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⊹ ࣪ ˖ friendly clitoris ✧˖° @shoosheem.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
i feel so fuckin normal i can’t believe it, ashwagandha might be a miracle adaptogen
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⊹ ࣪ ˖ friendly clitoris ✧˖° @shoosheem.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
went to the beach for an impromptu rave under a tent gazebo, some dude came up and started chatting us all up and he was wearing the fucking meta glasses and i immediately felt uncomfortable upon noticing hahaha why do people have those!!!! nobody but the BLIND should have those!!!!
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⊹ ࣪ ˖ friendly clitoris ✧˖° @shoosheem.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
incredible bro. i take one ashwagandha after taking a week break and suddenly the sads are gone. i’m normal again hahaha. what the fuck am i doing i need to STOP nicotine!!! i can’t break away from this shit it’s tearing me apart
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⊹ ࣪ ˖ friendly clitoris ✧˖° @shoosheem.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
black tea is so fuckin strong dude and not even the caffeine just the tannins they mess me right up!!! i threw up from 1 cup of tea, and it’s my fault i didn’t take out the teabag but that last sip did me in. how rude
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