ellen @bassic-bxtch.edm.blue · 27/04/2026idk man, my fee-fees were lowkey hurted by the blatant AI use in zeds dead's latest merch :/ rly hope this was a one-off "designer" gone rogue and not a sign of what's to come 030
ellen @bassic-bxtch.edm.blue · 01/04/2026netflix sent me a price increase notification on april first which means it was actually an april fool's joke 💅 031
ellen @bassic-bxtch.edm.blue · 19/02/2026my dog ate my W2 so at the ripe old age of [REDACTED] I am indeed saying my dog ate my homework 140
ellen @bassic-bxtch.edm.blue · 19/02/2026sry I went inactive for 4 months my timeline was too politically aware and it made me depressy 010
ellen @bassic-bxtch.edm.blue · 20/10/2025math problem: I have 4 dogs. I buy two 3-packs of bones at $16.99/pack. I give each dog 1 bone. how many dogs will be mad because they don't want THAT bone, they want the bone the OTHER dog has? 000
ellen @bassic-bxtch.edm.blue · 29/09/2025oh no he delivered but there's a ternion/widdler conflict oh noooo 000
ellen @bassic-bxtch.edm.blue · 29/09/2025my workplace has some audacity asking me to do work today (PTO starts tomorrow) 000
ellen @bassic-bxtch.edm.blue · 28/09/2025I just want to know which merch I'm wearing on which day so I can plan outfits 😭 120
ellen @bassic-bxtch.edm.blue · 21/09/2025why does couch lands have a weather delay if it's 70 degrees and clear ceilings in my living room? 000
ellen @bassic-bxtch.edm.blue · 11/09/2025I 👁 think 🤔💭 it's worth ⚖️💁♀️ to have a cost 💲🤑 of, unfortunately, 😿💔 some 🤏 gun 🔫 deaths ☠️🥀 every single year 🔁📆 so that we 👨👩👧👦 can have the 2️⃣nd Amendment 📜‼️ to protect 😤💪 our other God-given ✝️🙏⛪️ rights ➡️ 030
ellen @bassic-bxtch.edm.blue · 04/09/2025club penguin's servers handled traffic better than fanduel sports network 000
Reposted by ellenGuardian US @us.theguardian.com · 30/07/2025Civicus pointed to three major issues including the deployment of military to quell protests, growing restrictions placed on journalists and civil society, as well as the aggressive targeting of anti-war advocates surrounding Palestine. Read the full story ⬇️theguardian.comUS placed on rights watchlist over health of its civil society under TrumpInternational non-profit Civicus says ‘sustained attacks on civic freedoms’ put US on par with El Salvador and Kenya 1119288
ellen @bassic-bxtch.edm.blue · 22/07/2025I want to learn so bad. I'd suck but my dancing feet need the stimmies 110
ellen @bassic-bxtch.edm.blue · 19/07/2025(4/4) links: artists for a better world: www.youtube.com/watch?app=de... madeleine's courses screenshots: imgur.com/a/quick-inve... the database for the above screenshots was 503-ing me this morning, but it's here: www.truthaboutscientology.com 020
ellen @bassic-bxtch.edm.blue · 19/07/2025(3/4) skrillex did. for their own sakes I hope they're able to leave safely, but until they can confirm it, I won't be giving them my coin bc scientology doesn't belong in this scene and I'm not going to let my beep boop music habits inadvertently finance scientology. 120
ellen @bassic-bxtch.edm.blue · 19/07/2025(2/?) many scientologists *do* confirm that they're in it (see half of hollywood) but to your point, confirming they've *quit* is its own challenge. not everyone can go full leah remini, but he could still drop a one-off line in an interview confirming it's not his thing anymore kind of like... 110
ellen @bassic-bxtch.edm.blue · 19/07/2025(1/?) he performed at artists for a better world (scientology's art-focused "nonprofit") and the courses his wife took as recently as after their marriage were on how to be a "co-auditor" AKA introduction on how to execute some of the church's abusive practices 110
ellen @bassic-bxtch.edm.blue · 19/07/2025or Datsik maybe someone should start a database of problematic producers lmfao 230
ellen @bassic-bxtch.edm.blue · 19/07/2025difficulty level: higher than you'd fuckin think I guess idk 020
ellen @bassic-bxtch.edm.blue · 18/07/20251 zyrtec: non-drowsy. dare I say, the pinnacle of antihistamines. 6 zyrtec: we are, in fact, drowsy now. 010
ellen @bassic-bxtch.edm.blue · 07/07/2025hello, EDM 911? yes, I need the genre police at this reddit thread, stat! 010
Reposted by ellen⊹ ࣪ ˖ friendly clitoris ✧˖° @shoosheem.bsky.social · 03/07/2025when i say i “had an argument” with someone, it actually means i read someone’s opinion and disagreed with it in my head 001
ellen @bassic-bxtch.edm.blue · 02/07/2025edit history would be critical bc I'll need to clear my name in the event of any edit tomfoolery 010
ellen @bassic-bxtch.edm.blue · 02/07/2025hot take: I don't want an edit button imagine reposting something that says "I like coffee :)" and then afterwards OP edits to "n***** f*****" 241
ellen @bassic-bxtch.edm.blue · 26/06/2025shoutout to my ancestors who survived before zyrtec was invented 010
ellen @bassic-bxtch.edm.blue · 21/06/2025currently listening to: Gardella - Pride Month Mix VOL 1 [Wakaan], a playlist by Gardella on #SoundCloud on.soundcloud.com/jZVveUTTI9vd...on.soundcloud.comGardella - Pride Month Mix VOL 1 [Wakaan]PRIDE MONTH MIX IS OUT NOW VIA WAKAAN ❗️ 🌈 Mgmt: Darrick@optimysticendeavors.com Parker@visionartists.com Bookings: alex@abtouring.com / brian@abtouring.com Releases w/ @CircusRecords @MeanMugMusic 000
Reposted by ellenJonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 15/06/2025Happy Father’s Day to Pedro Pascal in particular, daddy to us all in so many ways 1482777
