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clementine ♡

@clementinelol.bsky.social
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˚ ༘♡ ⋆。˚ 23 | she/her | i <3 my bf ˚ ༘♡ ⋆。˚ my dream job is to be a slime influencer cl3m3ntin3.straw.page

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bbno$👶🚫💰 @bbnomula.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
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clementine ♡ @clementinelol.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
god i need a cigarette
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clementine ♡ @clementinelol.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
okay day 4 of no nicotine- someone tell me this is worth it
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a cat is standing in front of a bed in a room with white walls .
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clementine ♡ @clementinelol.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
i could fuck some cracker barrel up rn
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clementine ♡ @clementinelol.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
okay i’m back and im fr quitting vaping. this is not a prank anymore i drowned them
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clementine ♡ @clementinelol.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
does anyone want to start an argument with me? i need it.
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clementine ♡ @clementinelol.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
i’m quitting vaping. this is so hard. i want to punch literally anyone who ever talks to me ever
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clementine ♡ @clementinelol.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
guys i just want to go on the record to say ive seen vecnas house stranger things irl. can confirm its in a neighborhood and not across from a creepy playground with the grand canyon out front
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clementine ♡ @clementinelol.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
good morning divas
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clementine ♡ @clementinelol.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
but hey, at least i didn’t peak in high school amiright
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clementine ♡ @clementinelol.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
lettuce and georgia’s first christmas tree!
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clementine ♡ @clementinelol.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
imagine ur right and someone tells u ur wrong multiple times just to realize u were correct this whole time but don’t actually say the words “you’re right” or apologize for arguing with u for no reason. that’s me 40 hours a week working under my boss
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a woman is laughing while sitting in a car with her hands over her mouth .
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clementine ♡ @clementinelol.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
lock in. LOCK IN
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clementine ♡ @clementinelol.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
rewatching greys anatomy again. feeling like i could perform any surgery right here right now
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clementine ♡ @clementinelol.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
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clementine ♡ @clementinelol.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
life’s getting boring again- time to get back into bluesky
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clementine ♡ @clementinelol.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
back from the abyss
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clementine ♡ @clementinelol.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
crazy what a 7 inch hair chop can do for someone mentally ill. i feel brand new!
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clementine ♡ @clementinelol.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
hearing my boyfriend say “girl” to grown men during a game makes my heart flutter. he’s learning 🥰🥰
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clementine ♡ @clementinelol.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
calling jojo siwa a master baiter from now on bc of the crazy amount of rage baiting she’s built her career off of. her moral compass has to be all sorts of fucked up
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clementine ♡ @clementinelol.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
the urge to chop my hair above my shoulder again, get my septum redone, and get more patchwork tattoos is CRAAZZYYY. not beating the bisexual stereotypes w this one
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clementine ♡ @clementinelol.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
was there seriously no other song of the summer than that fuckass moonbeam ice cream song?
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clementine ♡ @clementinelol.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
my golden birthday is today ✨✨
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clementine ♡ @clementinelol.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
i was influenced (maybe by love island) to buy lash clusters so i won’t cry my mascara off all the time. they look great and are supposed to last a week. only thing is i constantly feel like there’s shit in my eye and i blink once a sec probably. advice for a beginner?? 😭😭
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clementine ♡ @clementinelol.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
17 days of not posting, yikes
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clementine ♡ @clementinelol.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
i’m 22 years old and still feel this way yes.
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clementine ♡ @clementinelol.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
i’m watching love island usa for the first time- i’m sorry what is the lip syncing music video at the beginning
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a man wearing a pink hat is covering his mouth with his hand .
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clementine ♡ @clementinelol.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
what’s up w christians wearing lesbian clothes?
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clementine ♡ @clementinelol.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
can they make a #unsentproject but for people you hate?
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clementine ♡ @clementinelol.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
😛
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clementine ♡ @clementinelol.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
ugh i love my boyfriend
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clementine ♡ @clementinelol.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
being mentally ill and/or gay means constantly fighting the urge to either pierce something on my face or dye/chop my hair
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clementine ♡ @clementinelol.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
EVERYONE SAY HI TO CARL!!
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clementine ♡ @clementinelol.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
i wish society normalized flip phones again. oh, how i wish to not be mentally ill due to too much media consumption 😌
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clementine ♡ @clementinelol.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
what’s up chat
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clementine ♡ @clementinelol.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
the best part of my work day is going HOME to my cats and my boyfriend 🙂‍↕️
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clementine ♡ @clementinelol.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
just saw a man playing the recorder in his car at a stop light
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a computer generated image of a rat standing on a rug
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clementine ♡ @clementinelol.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
guys, i wanna clarify that i did not make this. i know hate is a strong word, i dont hate america, i hate trump. just wanted to share a little funny meme i passed by on pinterest 😭😭
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clementine ♡ @clementinelol.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
another day another slay
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clementine ♡ @clementinelol.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
my boss called me the office siren today. bitch i’m wearing a full coverage sweater, a skirt that goes to me knees, and mary janes- uhhhhhh
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clementine ♡ @clementinelol.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
a super power of mine is identifying if someone peaked in high school or not. super easy to tell these days
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clementine ♡ @clementinelol.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
WHY ARE ALL THE LESBIANS TURNING STRAIGHT (coming from a bisexual woman w a boyfriend)
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clementine ♡ @clementinelol.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
penjamin and i 🤝
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clementine ♡ @clementinelol.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
you don’t get a second chance when u sucked trump’s cock for years. i can’t believe im living in this timeline rn
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𖹭 Lena ₊˚ ✩ ₊˚ ⊹ @lenamp4.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
jilted lover vibes lol
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clementine ♡ @clementinelol.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
i love the weirdos on this app. keep being u queen/king/my liege
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clementine ♡ @clementinelol.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
i will NOT buy a switch 2 unless there is a new animal crossing game. i’m putting my foot down 🦵🏻⬇️
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