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@bassdandy.online
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He's a dandy guy with a bass 32 · bi · ACAB · linktr.ee/bass_dandy chiptune / crafting / cosplay / sometimes I make websites sandwich.one turnips.io bass-dandy.github.io/simpai bass-dandy.github.io/planechase

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BASS★DANDY @bassdandy.online · 30/09/2026
Childish Gambino in the "this is america" music video with a speech bubble pointing to the quoted post
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BASS★DANDY @bassdandy.online · 11/09/2026
for context today is basically like 9/11 for people who live in america
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BASS★DANDY @bassdandy.online · 27/08/2026
good stream to watch during the event if you want to see the winners' perspective
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marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
see you space cowboy tim curry
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BASS★DANDY @bassdandy.online · 21/08/2026
they're zorkin your ass on undersea cable sky
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BASS★DANDY @bassdandy.online · 27/07/2026
it's called A24 cause you're guaranteed to see a 2-4 star movie
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BASS★DANDY @bassdandy.online · 23/07/2026
the ape escape guy made a jungle album in 1996 and it's good as shit wtf www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrTZ...
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[1996] 寺田創一 (Soichi Terada) - Sumo Jungle GRANDEUR - Full Album (HQ)
YouTube video by ONIBUREI
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R.L. @rhymes.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
watching twilight and I keep making myself laugh imagining if it was just that bitch alucard or any other vampire instead of Edward
Bella Swan from the Twilight saga enters a classroom. She seems nervous.Bella looks up, and something across the room catches her eyeAlucard from hellsing is patiently sitting in class.
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BASS★DANDY @bassdandy.online · 14/06/2026
NYC put McConnell in the hospital with good vibes alone
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BASS★DANDY @bassdandy.online · 14/06/2026
greatest city in da woild
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BASS★DANDY @bassdandy.online · 04/06/2026
it's pride month and you know what that means: the annual bisexual discourse has begun
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BASS★DANDY @bassdandy.online · 03/06/2026
🗣️ LAND BATTLESHIP
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gorgonzolaaa.bsky.social @gorgonzolaaa.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
happy pride month
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BASS★DANDY @bassdandy.online · 01/06/2026
he believes in ragebait he's reddit as a boy
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BASS★DANDY @bassdandy.online · 27/05/2026
The bite of 6 7
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BASS★DANDY @bassdandy.online · 24/05/2026
computa, take away dis guy's mouth. make 'im scream a little.
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marissa walmart dog @meo.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
this is so important
cole allen, tyler robinson, luigi mangione, anthony fantano and thomas crooks glowing in the light of heaven beneath the benevolent spirit of immortal hillary clinton
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Zane Schacht - Voice Goblin @voicesbyzane.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Quest failed

You'll know it when it happens
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BASS★DANDY @bassdandy.online · 17/04/2026
Sia is spiritually electroswing
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BASS★DANDY @bassdandy.online · 17/04/2026
I'm still blaming bad engineering if a DDoS takes you down all day in 2026, vibe-coded or not
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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
the energy with which i am wishing you all a happy new year
two old chinese guys, one very old, one smoking a cigarette and one extending a cigarette to the viewer. from a viral tweet that said the ancestors are going to need you to lock in son.
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BASS★DANDY @bassdandy.online · 09/02/2026
pats really took the browns to the superbowl with that one
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BASS★DANDY @bassdandy.online · 13/01/2026
I made this a week ago but gotta post it somewhere for the accountability. 2025 / 2026
my 2025 bingo card. no bingo, but one away on a diagonal. From left to right, top to bottom:

nightreign GOTY, climate disaster (filled), magic the gathering x borderlands collab, AAA video game studio unionizes (filled), jerma starts streaming regularly (filled)

drake goes to jail, gas prices go up, trump dumps elon (filled), disney uses AI in promo material (filled), luigi jury nullification

onion reposts the article (filled), grimes trafwife arc, cybertruck explosion (free space, filled), fromsoft mainline game announced, RFK gets bird flu

Ye releases absolutely dogshit single (filled), billionaire dies unnaturally (filled), trump dies naturally, lastpass data breach, switch 2 revealed and it sucks (filled)

openAI goes under and absorbed by microsoft, right-winger attempts to assassinate right-winger (filled), nintendo announces live-service game, they not like us grammy (filled), fetterman switches partiesmy 2026 bingo card. starting with the 2x2 challenge zone, which is a separate 2x2 board with more implausible events:

steam deck 2 announced along with half-life 3, bass dandy EP, democrats promise retribution, eric adams ends up in foreign prison

main board:

no more than one oracle openAI data center breaks ground, return of the jermawards, corporations go woke, NYC cancels free parking, GTA 6 delayed again

It happens, charlie kirk statue erected and defaced, katy perry cancels performance zionistly, fire! at the white house, matt taibbi CBS byline

erika kirk relationship drama, HBO app rebrand, X userbase declines (free space), celebrity wins a government election, MTG changes parties

luigi copycat, steam linux user share doubles (>= 6%), china announces battery breakthrough, physical media / tactile input revival, RFK hospitalized

marathon flops concord style, AI bubble pops, george santos memoir, someone at xAI goes to jail, democrats retroactively approve maduro kidnapping
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Kenny Lauderdale @kennylauderdale.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
PRESENT DAY PRESENT...TIME!
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
My god, what have I done?!
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BASS★DANDY @bassdandy.online · 12/12/2025
I am seeing more posts about Ace Combat 8 than any other game announced at TGA and that is how I know I have crafted the perfect feed
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BASS★DANDY @bassdandy.online · 04/12/2025
saw the only respectable grindset influencer today
Nardwuar on stage holding his signature hat next to his nike x nardwuar SB shoes, which have the same pattern and pom pom as his hat.
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BASS★DANDY @bassdandy.online · 01/12/2025
dead heads are just boomer juggalos
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ms. ceej wolf @wolfears.net · 14/11/2025
happy birthday wendy carlos
wendy carlos at her moog synthesizer
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BASS★DANDY @bassdandy.online · 09/11/2025
mamdani will implement shabriri law on the streets of new york, last heard saying, "may chaos take the world"
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BASS★DANDY @bassdandy.online · 07/11/2025
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BASS★DANDY @bassdandy.online · 05/11/2025
Dick Cheney died so he wouldn't have to see this
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BASS★DANDY @bassdandy.online · 14/05/2025
Mother, woulds't thou truly tell your children not to walk my way
Messmer the Impaler
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BASS★DANDY @bassdandy.online · 30/10/2025
Excited to paint this tomorrow so I can never think about it again
Chai's guitar from hifi rush, made out of white foam board and gray EVA foam laid out on my folding work table. Next to it is the top half of the maiden in black's staff, currently primed white and unpainted.The same picture but the guitar has been flipped over to show the back
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sums ☕️ @sums.cafe · 28/10/2025
remember folks, polling is only a prediction. we have to actually vote for it to count! please don't skip out on voting because we think mamdani has it in the bag - he only does if we vote for it. TLDR pokémon GO to the polls
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BASS★DANDY @bassdandy.online · 26/10/2025
Turn on the Bright Lights? How about turn on the computer!
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BASS★DANDY @bassdandy.online · 14/10/2025
Arm pieces are shaped, seams are sealed and sanded, and the first layer of wood glue is on. Guitar body is stenciled. For the first time ever I am ahead of schedule!
Wearable gray EVA foam arm pieces are stacked on a table next to a bunch of poster board cutout scraps taped into the shape of a flying V guitar body (to mock up a flying V made of scrap metal)
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BASS★DANDY @bassdandy.online · 09/10/2025
It's that time of the year again. Starting on the shoulder piece for Chai from HiFi Rush
Two pieces of EVA foam cut into weird shapes and laid flat on a piece of cardboard, an x-acto knife between themEVA foam pieces from the previous photo shaped and glued into an inverted bowl shape with a hot glue gun next to them
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BASS★DANDY @bassdandy.online · 06/10/2025
Lin Manuel Miranda should make another Hamilton about James Madison writing the 3rd amendment, not sure what he would call it tho
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BASS★DANDY @bassdandy.online · 03/10/2025
This is like that time on Twitter when Jim Carrey summoned Mussolini's granddaughter
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BASS★DANDY @bassdandy.online · 30/09/2025
got a hot hand right now
letterboxd recent activity showing there will be blood (rated 4.5 stars), collateral (rated 4 stars), predator (rewatched, rated 4 stars), and thief (rated 4.5 stars)
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BASS★DANDY @bassdandy.online · 30/09/2025
wake up mr breast
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BASS★DANDY @bassdandy.online · 26/09/2025
Terrible: an engagement farmer followed me but their art is actually pretty good
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Sage Coffey🌿☕ @sagecoffey.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Yo Jimbo
Jimmy Neutron's Dad poorly photoshopped on Yojimbo's body
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BASS★DANDY @bassdandy.online · 26/09/2025
"Devo has gone digital and the result is utterly devastating"
Screenshot of my very high cloud rank score of 2.8Gamespot review for Devo presents: adventures of the smart patrol. 2.8, terrible
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BASS★DANDY @bassdandy.online · 24/09/2025
getting word that the rapture did happen but only david byrne got to go
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BASS★DANDY @bassdandy.online · 23/09/2025
realistically the only people getting raptured are like bus drivers and postal workers and union electricians and such so getting left behind probably would suck actually
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
An air of sadness hangs over 9/11 this year
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BASS★DANDY @bassdandy.online · 04/09/2025
Positive masculinity means resisting the forces of entropy by assembling various contraptions. A model train is a contraption of parts. A poem is a contraption of words. A healthy family is a contraption of love. And so on.
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BASS★DANDY @bassdandy.online · 29/08/2025
I was at the first post-breakup death grips show and they were like an hour late so no one knew if they were actually going on - but then they did special mentions (all during sxsw): - lucas abela in someone's garage - jeff rosenstock in hikes' back yard - phil fish dj set at a vr game showcase LOL
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