sums ☕️ @sums.cafe · 10/11/2025well i for one think it's really cool that we went over a month without many federal workers being paid only for the dems to cave anyway! yesss i love being disappointed go off girl give us nothing! 000
sums ☕️ @sums.cafe · 07/11/2025wow i'm so glad we all learned from mamdani's campaign that making yourself a worthy candidate actually motivates people to vote! can't wait for the DNC to completely ignore this and ruin all of our lives 010
sums ☕️ @sums.cafe · 05/11/2025hey so can all the people who said they'd leave if zohran wins be out of here by christmas? i wanna go to the the bryant park winter market but it's always too crowded 020
sums ☕️ @sums.cafe · 04/11/2025curtis sliwa and trisha paytas are two different versions of the same person and i will not be elaborating further 000
Reposted by sums ☕️Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 30/10/2025Nothing is inevitable. Effort is everything. Ignore the polls and run through the tape. Vote: zohranfornyc.com/vote Canvass + phonebank: zohranfornyc.com/gotv 218139023282
sums ☕️ @sums.cafe · 30/10/2025lack of representation for cats in pet stores is rooted in misogyny and i will NOT BE ELABORATING 000
sums ☕️ @sums.cafe · 30/10/2025yeah, you spent 127 hours with your arm pinned by a boulder... i have 127 hours in elden ring nightreign. i think it's safe to say which one was harder 111
sums ☕️ @sums.cafe · 29/10/2025maturing is realizing the "everything is a chemical" take is pedantic and annoying 010
sums ☕️ @sums.cafe · 28/10/2025remember folks, polling is only a prediction. we have to actually vote for it to count! please don't skip out on voting because we think mamdani has it in the bag - he only does if we vote for it. TLDR pokémon GO to the polls 082
sums ☕️ @sums.cafe · 30/09/2025i hate when i get a package and it comes with a free tote bag like oh great now i gotta be responsible for this tote bag 010
sums ☕️ @sums.cafe · 10/06/2025who can i blame for it raining every friday/saturday in nyc? cuomo? 010
Reposted by sums ☕️sums ☕️ @sums.cafe · 01/04/2025twitch.tv/eveningmelon live with getting to messmer!twitch.tveveningmelon - Twitchmessmer eyes messmerize messer lies | no summons | ✨ first playthrough! ✨ 001
sums ☕️ @sums.cafe · 01/04/2025twitch.tv/eveningmelon live with getting to messmer!twitch.tveveningmelon - Twitchmessmer eyes messmerize messer lies | no summons | ✨ first playthrough! ✨ 001
sums ☕️ @sums.cafe · 28/03/2025twitch.tv/eveningmelon live with exploring the dlc!twitch.tveveningmelon - Twitchi finally beat rellana so now i can play the game again | no summons | ✨ first playthrough! ✨ 000
sums ☕️ @sums.cafe · 26/03/2025watch me die to rellana 😭 twitch.tv/eveningmelontwitch.tveveningmelon - Twitchonce i stop having an aneurysm as soon as i get to phase two it's going to be SO over | no summons | ✨ first playthrough! ✨ 000
Reposted by sums ☕️Casey Newton @caseynewton.bsky.social · 12/03/2025Visiting friends in New York 59247712752
sums ☕️ @sums.cafe · 21/02/2025a lot of people remember things called "floppy discs" but not many people remember their younger brother, "rock solid discs" 020
sums ☕️ @sums.cafe · 19/02/2025[in severance therapy] your outie smells like shit. your outie doesn't wear deodorant 020
Reposted by sums ☕️Chise @sailorrooscout.bsky.social · 11/02/2025THIS IS HUGE! Researchers have developed a nasal COVID-19 vaccine that BLOCKS transmission of the virus. This suggests vaccines delivered directly to the nose or mouth could play a CRITICAL role in containing the spread of respiratory infections. Phase I clinical trials HAVE BEEN APPROVED! 🧪🧵⬇️ 190114203727
Reposted by sums ☕️pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 10/02/2025It looks like Kendrick has won for now but sources tell me Drake has a devastating rebuttal planned for his performance at the Kids’ Choice Awards 401266462001
sums ☕️ @sums.cafe · 08/02/2025did everyone collectively forget that kanye has been posting this shit online for years??? idk why everyone is so surprised lol bro went on info wars and one upped alex jones 020
sums ☕️ @sums.cafe · 30/01/2025there's something very strange to me about anyone 35+ saying "girlfriend"/"boyfriend" .... like sir... you are not a boy. you are 58 010
sums ☕️ @sums.cafe · 29/01/2025complaining about MAHA while still not masking in airports/transit/etc is a little uhhh errr hmmmm 020
sums ☕️ @sums.cafe · 25/01/2025unintentionally stocking up on adderall by forgetting to take my adderall every day 010
sums ☕️ @sums.cafe · 23/01/2025DENY that i stink DEFEND myself from people saying i stink DEPOSE those who continue to claim i stink 010
sums ☕️ @sums.cafe · 22/01/2025sorry to inform but yes, ACAB does indeed include your divorced uncle 010
sums ☕️ @sums.cafe · 20/01/2025migrated my twitch account to @eveningmelon.bsky.social so i can stop spamming main with gamer shit ~~! 020
sums ☕️ @sums.cafe · 18/01/2025mark zuckerberg .... you can get a perm and wear gold chains all you want... but i will NEVER EVER forget this 120
sums ☕️ @sums.cafe · 05/01/2025the best part about being an adult is that you can just..... buy a heated blanket. i would never have been able to achieve this at age 12 020
sums ☕️ @sums.cafe · 12/12/2024trying out this new thing where if anyone tries to bring up AI to me i start dry heaving 010
sums ☕️ @sums.cafe · 28/11/2024it's finally that time of year again!! time for dudes to say their favorite christmas movie is die hard while looking at you like this 061
sums ☕️ @sums.cafe · 28/11/2024thinking about the time i was mildly buzzed watching the macy's parade with my family and an nypd officer walked off the parade into the crowd and i joked "haha, he's probably going to do a stop & frisk" and it was met with complete silence 010
sums ☕️ @sums.cafe · 21/11/2024live with DS1!!! twitch.tv/eveningmelontwitch.tvTwitchTwitch is the world 010
sums ☕️ @sums.cafe · 17/11/2024guys!! i was talking to the aliens and they're actually really chill. in fact they want to know if we want to come over and hang out next weekend 120
