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BASS★DANDY

@bassdandy.online

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He's a dandy guy with a bass 32 · bi · ACAB · linktr.ee/bass_dandy chiptune / crafting / cosplay / sometimes I make websites sandwich.one turnips.io bass-dandy.github.io/simpai bass-dandy.github.io/planechase

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BASS★DANDY @bassdandy.online · 30/09/2026

Childish Gambino in the "this is america" music video with a speech bubble pointing to the quoted post

BASS★DANDY @bassdandy.online · 14/06/2026

greatest city in da woild

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BASS★DANDY @bassdandy.online · 04/06/2026

at first I thought she was a Karen but it turns out she's actually a gourmand

Tweet from hideo kojima: (cont) but once you recognize the secret reason for her exposure, you will feel ashamed of your words & deeds.

BASS★DANDY @bassdandy.online · 24/03/2026

Nathan Fielder lurking in a fake restaurant with his signature laptop harness in season 1 episode 3: the gold digger

BASS★DANDY @bassdandy.online · 13/01/2026

I made this a week ago but gotta post it somewhere for the accountability. 2025 / 2026

my 2025 bingo card. no bingo, but one away on a diagonal. From left to right, top to bottom:

nightreign GOTY, climate disaster (filled), magic the gathering x borderlands collab, AAA video game studio unionizes (filled), jerma starts streaming regularly (filled)

drake goes to jail, gas prices go up, trump dumps elon (filled), disney uses AI in promo material (filled), luigi jury nullification

onion reposts the article (filled), grimes trafwife arc, cybertruck explosion (free space, filled), fromsoft mainline game announced, RFK gets bird flu

Ye releases absolutely dogshit single (filled), billionaire dies unnaturally (filled), trump dies naturally, lastpass data breach, switch 2 revealed and it sucks (filled)

openAI goes under and absorbed by microsoft, right-winger attempts to assassinate right-winger (filled), nintendo announces live-service game, they not like us grammy (filled), fetterman switches parties

my 2026 bingo card. starting with the 2x2 challenge zone, which is a separate 2x2 board with more implausible events:

steam deck 2 announced along with half-life 3, bass dandy EP, democrats promise retribution, eric adams ends up in foreign prison

main board:

no more than one oracle openAI data center breaks ground, return of the jermawards, corporations go woke, NYC cancels free parking, GTA 6 delayed again

It happens, charlie kirk statue erected and defaced, katy perry cancels performance zionistly, fire! at the white house, matt taibbi CBS byline

erika kirk relationship drama, HBO app rebrand, X userbase declines (free space), celebrity wins a government election, MTG changes parties

luigi copycat, steam linux user share doubles (>= 6%), china announces battery breakthrough, physical media / tactile input revival, RFK hospitalized

marathon flops concord style, AI bubble pops, george santos memoir, someone at xAI goes to jail, democrats retroactively approve maduro kidnapping

BASS★DANDY @bassdandy.online · 04/12/2025

saw the only respectable grindset influencer today

Nardwuar on stage holding his signature hat next to his nike x nardwuar SB shoes, which have the same pattern and pom pom as his hat.

BASS★DANDY @bassdandy.online · 07/11/2025

BASS★DANDY @bassdandy.online · 30/10/2025

Excited to paint this tomorrow so I can never think about it again

Chai's guitar from hifi rush, made out of white foam board and gray EVA foam laid out on my folding work table. Next to it is the top half of the maiden in black's staff, currently primed white and unpainted.

The same picture but the guitar has been flipped over to show the back

BASS★DANDY @bassdandy.online · 14/10/2025

Arm pieces are shaped, seams are sealed and sanded, and the first layer of wood glue is on. Guitar body is stenciled. For the first time ever I am ahead of schedule!

Wearable gray EVA foam arm pieces are stacked on a table next to a bunch of poster board cutout scraps taped into the shape of a flying V guitar body (to mock up a flying V made of scrap metal)

BASS★DANDY @bassdandy.online · 09/10/2025

It's that time of the year again. Starting on the shoulder piece for Chai from HiFi Rush

Two pieces of EVA foam cut into weird shapes and laid flat on a piece of cardboard, an x-acto knife between them

EVA foam pieces from the previous photo shaped and glued into an inverted bowl shape with a hot glue gun next to them

BASS★DANDY @bassdandy.online · 03/10/2025

yep!

Tweet from Jim Carrey on March 31, 2019: "If you're wondering what fascism leads to, just ask Benito Mussolini and his mistress Claretta". Attached is a drawing of Mussolini and Claretta hanging upside down in the Milan public square after their execution.

reply from Alessandra Mussolini: "You are a bastard"

BASS★DANDY @bassdandy.online · 30/09/2025

got a hot hand right now

letterboxd recent activity showing there will be blood (rated 4.5 stars), collateral (rated 4 stars), predator (rewatched, rated 4 stars), and thief (rated 4.5 stars)

BASS★DANDY @bassdandy.online · 26/09/2025

this creature is in great pain

Some kind of barely-describable being from the Devo game. The body is like a whole cooked chicken made of greenish plastic, and the face is a flat disk with features that are humanoid and pained. It screams piteously, flying endlessly through a dimly lit highway tunnel, but its unearthly shriek meets no ear.

BASS★DANDY @bassdandy.online · 26/09/2025

"Devo has gone digital and the result is utterly devastating"

Screenshot of my very high cloud rank score of 2.8

Gamespot review for Devo presents: adventures of the smart patrol. 2.8, terrible

BASS★DANDY @bassdandy.online · 07/08/2025

Fractal Terra, despite the name, is too pretty to keep on the ground

My cat sitting on top of a green Fractal Terra on my desk, which I'm sure is great for my thermals.

BASS★DANDY @bassdandy.online · 27/07/2025

Apparently 2009 is when a bunch of previously good bands lost their way and put out some stinkers yeah yeah yeahs - it's blitz green day - 21st century breakdown say anything - self titled paramore - brand new eyes At least we got this banger

They might be giants - here comes science

BASS★DANDY @bassdandy.online · 28/05/2025

god is real and he is french

tweet from Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 official twitter account:

Thirty-three days ago, we released Clair Obscur: Expedition 33.

Since then, we’ve sold 3.3 million copies.

Seriously. As of today.
We couldn’t make that up.

Another entry on the long list of surreal moments that your support has made real. Thank you ALL.

Tomorrow comes.🤝

BASS★DANDY @bassdandy.online · 14/05/2025

Mother, woulds't thou truly tell your children not to walk my way

Messmer the Impaler

BASS★DANDY @bassdandy.online · 09/05/2025

1-day PAX prep: Hoarah Loux's greaves. I skipped the metal portion at the top but proud of the result given only a few hours of work

Scaled EVA foam greaves painted brown to look like leather, sitting on the table next to my hot glue gun

BASS★DANDY @bassdandy.online · 09/05/2025

1-week PAX prep: Malenia's arm. First time doing fitted armor! I really wish I would have had time to sand it before painting

Forearm piece of Malenia's prosthetic arm made of gray EVA foam with some foam clay details

Bicep and forearm pieces of Malenia's prosthetic arm covered in brown worbla

Forearm piece with final details (some worbla scales) applied

The bicep and forearm pieces dry brushed gold, unfortunately emphasizing the fact that I did not have time to sand down the imperfections after applying the worbla

BASS★DANDY @bassdandy.online · 09/05/2025

habemus papum

lights on at the american football house

BASS★DANDY @bassdandy.online · 02/05/2025

watching psycho pass season 3

Torri, a blonde german guy wearing golden priestly robes, saying "how ill-behaved you bottoms are" in psycho pass season 3 episode 7

The same subtitle reading "how ill-behaved you bottoms are" remains on the screen after Kei gets his ass beat - he's now on the ground unconscious

BASS★DANDY @bassdandy.online · 09/04/2025

I would just like to point out that neopets still has this

BASS★DANDY @bassdandy.online · 16/03/2025

Christian Bale as Alfred Borden in The Prestige

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BASS★DANDY @bassdandy.online · 08/03/2025

Paul Walker: dude I almost had you!

Ben Quadinaros: you almost had me? You never had me - you never had your car. Granny shiftin not double clutchin like you should. You're lucky that hundred shot of NOS didn't blow the welds on the intake! It don't matter if you win by an inch or a mile. Winning's winning.

BASS★DANDY @bassdandy.online · 17/02/2025

This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in many American cities.

Corneria City as seen in Starfox Command

BASS★DANDY @bassdandy.online · 10/02/2025

Peter Griffin wearing an Eagles jersey saying "I will die for my country Philadelphia"

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BASS★DANDY @bassdandy.online · 05/02/2025

you just wrote 334 words and 1928 characters to make a dumbass argument I think you have time to add alt text lmao

word counter screenshot: 334 words 1928 characters

BASS★DANDY @bassdandy.online · 19/01/2025

which way western man

two consecutive seamless listings, one for "Despicable Wraps" (unrated) and the other for "Badass BLT's" (five stars, 4 ratings)

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BASS★DANDY @bassdandy.online · 29/12/2024

there is precedent

weird perspective shot from fast & furious 6 that makes dwayne johnson look like he's talking to a tiny vin diesel

similar shot from the same scene that makes it look like dwayne johnson is the tiny one

BASS★DANDY @bassdandy.online · 19/12/2024

I have a type

my 2024 steam replay; 241 achievements, 330 sessions, 9 new games. By percent of playtime, my top five games were: Elden ring at 35%, dark souls 3 at 23%, dark souls 2 at 13%, sekiro at 12%, and the last of us part 1 at 7%

0% of my 2024 play time was spent on new releases

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BASS★DANDY @bassdandy.online · 12/12/2024

retvrn

nintendo power ad for NBA street volume 3, depicting Mario about to dunk far over the head of a helpless pro

BASS★DANDY @bassdandy.online · 07/12/2024

This man is a doctor

My cat Bijou with his hind legs on the top of a step and his front legs straight at the bottom of the step. He looks nonplussed.

BASS★DANDY @bassdandy.online · 06/12/2024

insurance companies on dec 3: what are you gonna do about it? insurance companies on dec 5:

Anthem Blue Cross Blue Shield halts anesthesia payment policy after backlash

The health insurer planned to cap the length of time anesthesia can be covered during medical procedures in three states, prompting outrage.

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BASS★DANDY @bassdandy.online · 05/12/2024

some of you need this

liquid death x depend pit diaper. It's a diaper made of black quilted pleather with some metal spikes and a chain hanging off the side.

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BASS★DANDY @bassdandy.online · 04/12/2024

NOT DURING INVESTOR DAY oh wait nvm

chart showing the united health stock price go up as news of their CEO getting offed broke

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BASS★DANDY @bassdandy.online · 01/12/2024

Hm looks familiar

ADF-01 Falken as seen in concept art for Ace Combat 5

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BASS★DANDY @bassdandy.online · 26/11/2024

some of y'all need this I see

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BASS★DANDY @bassdandy.online · 24/11/2024

in the stu

Selfie wearing Sennheiser HD 600s with black cat ears attached while my cat is sitting on my lap. Both of us are looking directly into the camera

BASS★DANDY @bassdandy.online · 23/11/2024

Bullshit update (part 2)

Small wooden platform with an acorn finish sitting on top of my folding workbench

that same wooden platform on my desk supporting my midi keyboard

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BASS★DANDY @bassdandy.online · 21/11/2024

3-panel comic strip, the first panel is a guy wearing sunglasses and a t-shirt that says "no fear", the middle panel is the comic from the OP, the third panel is the same guy wearing a shirt that says "one fear"

BASS★DANDY @bassdandy.online · 21/11/2024

I got the same stupidly expensive pillow and my cats also love it

My cat cuddling up on the couch with gus the ghost

BASS★DANDY @bassdandy.online · 20/11/2024

Bullshit update (part 1)

Pine wood shelves sitting on top of my workbench. My cat Bijou is on his perch in the background.

The aforementioned shelves fulfilling their purpose in my closet by lifting my toolbox over a tub full of clean cat litter

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BASS★DANDY @bassdandy.online · 20/11/2024

Nature (my 1BR apartment) abhors a vacuum (a lack of some bullshit going on)

Worktable set up in my bedroom with some 6 foot long pine boards clamped to the top and a jigsaw lying on top of them

Boards from the previous pic sawn into smaller lengths and stacked beneath the work table, along with a mess of tools and sawdust scattered about my bedroom

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BASS★DANDY @bassdandy.online · 20/11/2024

thank you mr president but it's not my birthday

tweet from Barack Obama saying "happy birthday to my friend, @bassdandy.online!" along with a black and white photo of him and Biden doing a walk and talk

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BASS★DANDY @bassdandy.online · 18/11/2024

Oh yeah I loved him in Oppenheimer

A bottle of psyllium husk

BASS★DANDY @bassdandy.online · 16/11/2024

My year in review (not pictured: platted bloodborne on ps4)

My steam completionist showcase, showing I got all the achievements in dark souls, dark souls 2, dark souls 3, sekiro, and elden ring

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BASS★DANDY @bassdandy.online · 14/11/2024

We're so back

The flenser liked my post that said "the flenser"

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BASS★DANDY @bassdandy.online · 13/11/2024

I manifested

This post was liked by "trending topics - Brazil" and "trending topics - world" with no context

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BASS★DANDY @bassdandy.online · 08/11/2024

apparently this is a thing in Seattle (photo not mine)