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Daniel Sugarman @danielsugarman.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

I'm incredibly angry I needed to write a piece about the bizarre stupidity of the Hatzola ambulance ‘false flag’ conspiracy theories, but apparently this is the world we're living in now. Please read & share (including with idiots you see parroting this stuff) www.jewishnews.co.uk/bizarre-stup...

An excerpt from the piece:

"Apparently targeting four ambulances in London’s Jewish community is part of some cunning Mossad plan to do… what, exactly? In this grand conspiracy theory which you have built in your head, does Keir Starmer instantly commit to an Iran ground invasion? Or has ‘Israel’ done it to somehow engender support for Jews in the UK (in this scenario, why blame ‘Netanyahu’ for conflating Jews and Israel when you do it so effortlessly yourself?) Or are you trying on for size the more longstanding ‘Israel false flag’ conspiracy theory of Mossad attacking a Jewish community target to promote fear among Diaspora Jews and encourage them to move to Israel?

"So, then, is Israel’s cunning plan burning several ambulances to induce Diaspora Jews to migrate to Israel now, when the country is being targeted by Iranian ballistic missile fire?"

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Bart @bartram.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

When you remember that the last time you saw your cousin Darren, he called you Stinkor and drank all your Capri-Suns.

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Bart @bartram.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

There's a bleak humour to some of the most astonishingly pure and obvious dickheads with terrible ideas on social media saying that it's fine if someone gets murdered if they're a dickhead with terrible ideas. "WAIT! *My* terrible ideas are cool!" *shot rings out*

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Bart @bartram.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

Had a great time in Vietnam. 10/10, would go again.

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Bart @bartram.bsky.social · 01/08/2025

Continuing to be a full on tourist. Great fun.

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Bart @bartram.bsky.social · 30/07/2025

An ancient evil awakens...

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Bart @bartram.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

First night in Hanoi. I like it!

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Bart @bartram.bsky.social · 20/07/2025

Now have millions* on my travel banking card. *of Vietnamese dong One more week to go!

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Bart @bartram.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

Hi five to my Polish neighbour who, while popping out for a quick crouch/smoke, let out a fart so loud it sounded like he just shat out a duck wearing a suit of armour.

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Area Man @areamancm.bsky.social · 18/06/2025

Serious question. A friend of mine is very poorly and doesn’t have long left to live. Does anyone have the ability to put me in touch with Simon Pegg - yes that one - as I know she’d love to receive a message from him

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Bart @bartram.bsky.social · 08/06/2025

Mrs B made a succulent Chinese meal to alleviate the back to work blues. Her legend will never die.

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Bart @bartram.bsky.social · 07/06/2025

Practically turned the flat upside down trying to work out where this weird constant *swish bump swish bump* noise is coming from, but after seeing that Animal Farm clip we've worked out it's just George Orwell turning in his Oxfordshire grave.

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General Boles @generalboles.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

Groimes oive wet meeself & oi dant know if its de ket or de feor

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Bart @bartram.bsky.social · 02/06/2025

Gave myself the gift of steak and eggs for breakfast for my birthday.

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Bart @bartram.bsky.social · 31/05/2025

Did not see this regeneration coming.

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Bart @bartram.bsky.social · 30/05/2025

Lyon is such a pleasure to get around. Will be back soon I reckon.

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Bart @bartram.bsky.social · 30/05/2025

Back to Lyon to be ready for our morning flight, after a lengthy lunch in the village square. #RSBartram

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Bart @bartram.bsky.social · 27/05/2025

Impressive amount of eldritch horror for an anthropology and natural history museum.

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Bart @bartram.bsky.social · 27/05/2025

Mrs B: It's ok, skeleton turtle ghost isn't real, he can't get you. Skeleton Turtle Ghost:

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Bart @bartram.bsky.social · 27/05/2025

Very impressed with what little I've seen of Lyon thus far. Confident without being twatty, welcoming (people have encouraged us and helped with our very basic French) and just feels nice. People seem happy and comfortable in their skin.

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Bart @bartram.bsky.social · 27/05/2025

Quite a bit less evil magic than I expected tbh

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Bart @bartram.bsky.social · 27/05/2025

View from the end of the bed.

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Bart @bartram.bsky.social · 26/05/2025

Off to Lyon tomorrow lads. Going to the Musée des Confluences because that's how I roll. Then off on the train the following afternoon to see Father to resume the post wedding celebrations. Hopefully this cold will have shifted further by then.

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Bart @bartram.bsky.social · 24/05/2025

Mrs B there, wondering who I am as I get a bit emotional over Sunderland.

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Bart @bartram.bsky.social · 23/05/2025

Actually perfect that there's yurt beef on here. I say this as someone whose dad built one a couple of years ago in his back garden.

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Bart @bartram.bsky.social · 21/05/2025

Post a picture of Bluesky

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Bart @bartram.bsky.social · 21/05/2025

One thing you've got to appreciate about this place is the nuclear block. Strangelord strangelording around your account? Quote tweeting jokes with some semi-coherent ramblings attached. Toodle pip.

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Will 🇺🇦 Absolute Shower 🇺🇦 @showerabsolute.bsky.social · 18/05/2025

An ethical question. Does a rich, famous, successful and pretty secure gay man have a bit of a duty, still, to actually come out?

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Bart @bartram.bsky.social · 18/05/2025

Genuinely funny how many people have convinced themselves that this is the place for Very Good People.

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WinchesterLunch 🇺🇦 @winchesterlunch.bsky.social · 14/05/2025

Ok so I have to do this self publicizing thing which I find so unnerving. Er, buy my book. It’s got very good reviews and is available on platforms other than Amazon. But here’s the Amazon link for ref amzn.eu/d/eDeB1Tb And as ever, reviews are really, really appreciated.

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The Herb Knot: A gripping, epic Medieval historical fiction quest adventure perfect for fans of Kate Mosse, new for 2025 eBook : Loftus, Jane: Amazon.co.uk: Kindle Store

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Bart @bartram.bsky.social · 14/05/2025

In recent days I’ve eaten my Nepalese neighbours' candle, made a trans woman a sunhat wi' sticklebricks and was over friendly to the immigrant workers making my deliveries. They didn't like my funny pictures of monkeys sexing and for that I am sorry.

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Bart @bartram.bsky.social · 10/05/2025

Ridiculously lovely day (in Sale)

A view of the Bridgewater Canal on a sunny day.

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Bart @bartram.bsky.social · 10/05/2025

I'm obsessed with all the things I'm obsessed with (hill standing, the romance of landscapes, pretending you are a Ranger of the North etc etc) and was properly angry when the tree was felled, but even I think people are being a bit weird about Sycamore Gap.

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Bart @bartram.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

You could have had Pope Bart the Excellent, but no, apparently the pope "can't be married" and has to "believe in God". Typical Vatican.

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Bart @bartram.bsky.social · 07/05/2025

Just booked 5 nights in a villa in Hoi An lads. It's all coming together.

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Bart @bartram.bsky.social · 07/05/2025

Absolutely brilliant so far. Pacy, exciting and, true to form, very funny in parts. "You summon *one* demon and that's all anyone talks about."

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Bart @bartram.bsky.social · 06/05/2025

Booked flights and our first two nights in a hotel suite in Hanoi lads. Very nice, really well reviewed, and as cheap as a night in a Premier Inn.

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Bart @bartram.bsky.social · 06/05/2025

Father's pal back in the Hebrides has prepared a gift for him to put in his house. I do wonder what my French stepmother thinks of it though...

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Bart @bartram.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

I appreciate most of my mutuals aren't into this stuff, but I really enjoyed Thunderbolts. Funny, great action sequences and performances and, I thought, rather moving in parts - a rock solid comic book entertainment.

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Bart @bartram.bsky.social · 30/04/2025

Have continued the fasting and kettle bells after a short break for wedding celebrations. Still slowly shedding timber and now see more muscle again. Huzzah! More to go before a big summer holiday in the tropics though! Onwards!

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