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Bart @bartram.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Yep, great people, great place for a holiday. We're planning to go back asap, to see the places we didn't get to.
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Bart @bartram.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Loved it, and loved Hoi An and Hue. So glad you've had a good time!
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Bart @bartram.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Ah man, I need to go back!
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Bart @bartram.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Superb! Enjoy!
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Bart @bartram.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
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Bart @bartram.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Yes! I was just looking at our photos earlier! I recommend you actually get someone to meet you at the airport if you haven't already. It can be quite the shock to the system stepping out of the airport into the heat and (good natured) chaos!
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Daniel Sugarman @danielsugarman.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
I'm incredibly angry I needed to write a piece about the bizarre stupidity of the Hatzola ambulance ‘false flag’ conspiracy theories, but apparently this is the world we're living in now. Please read & share (including with idiots you see parroting this stuff) www.jewishnews.co.uk/bizarre-stup...
An excerpt from the piece:

"Apparently targeting four ambulances in London’s Jewish community is part of some cunning Mossad plan to do… what, exactly? In this grand conspiracy theory which you have built in your head, does Keir Starmer instantly commit to an Iran ground invasion? Or has ‘Israel’ done it to somehow engender support for Jews in the UK (in this scenario, why blame ‘Netanyahu’ for conflating Jews and Israel when you do it so effortlessly yourself?) Or are you trying on for size the more longstanding ‘Israel false flag’ conspiracy theory of Mossad attacking a Jewish community target to promote fear among Diaspora Jews and encourage them to move to Israel?

"So, then, is Israel’s cunning plan burning several ambulances to induce Diaspora Jews to migrate to Israel now, when the country is being targeted by Iranian ballistic missile fire?"
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Bart @bartram.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Some DEFINITELY VERY GOOD sketch writers could work wonders with this.
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Bart @bartram.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
When you remember that the last time you saw your cousin Darren, he called you Stinkor and drank all your Capri-Suns.
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Bart @bartram.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
We were around there and Cua Dai Beach a fair bit! We stayed in a villa nearby in Cam Tanh as well as in Hoi An proper for a bit too.
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Bart @bartram.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Superb. That's where we chose to spend some proper relaxation time too! I'm not a diver, but the Cham Islands are meant to be great for it.
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Bart @bartram.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Fantastic! I think we're going to try and get back in the next couple of years to see the south.
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Bart @bartram.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Happy new year! Very excited for you, we didn't get as far as HCMC, but loved all the other places! You are in for such a treat!
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Bart @bartram.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
I'm still alive.
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Bart @bartram.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Congratulations! No worries, as and when you like
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Bart @bartram.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Ah, that's lovely! It took my wife and a canny while to actually get married - but not that long!
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Bart @bartram.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Exciting times!
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Bart @bartram.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
No worries, give me a shout whenever!
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Bart @bartram.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
There's a bleak humour to some of the most astonishingly pure and obvious dickheads with terrible ideas on social media saying that it's fine if someone gets murdered if they're a dickhead with terrible ideas. "WAIT! *My* terrible ideas are cool!" *shot rings out*
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Bart @bartram.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Cracking little beach bar, just knocking out dim sum-ish small plates, coffee, tea and cold drinks. Could have spent a week there tbh.
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Bart @bartram.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
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Bart @bartram.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Had a great time in Vietnam. 10/10, would go again.
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Bart @bartram.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
YES!
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Bart @bartram.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Continuing to be a full on tourist. Great fun.
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Bart @bartram.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
An ancient evil awakens...
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Bart @bartram.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
100% Rubbish ideas, poorly executed. As I like to say at work.
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Bart @bartram.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Happy with this one.
A group of Vietnamese people stoned on a bridge on a lake.
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Bart @bartram.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Lizard friend.
A lizard on a rock, surrounded by foliage.
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Bart @bartram.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
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Bart @bartram.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
First night in Hanoi. I like it!
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Bart @bartram.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Now have millions* on my travel banking card. *of Vietnamese dong One more week to go!
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Bart @bartram.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Genuinely taken aback by this article. The layers of delusion.
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Bart @bartram.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Wonder how they'd explain how busy the McDo in Lons-le-Saunier, Jura, is. Or why it's signposted from *miles* away. Maybe for American Tour de France enthusiasts.
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Bart @bartram.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Hi five to my Polish neighbour who, while popping out for a quick crouch/smoke, let out a fart so loud it sounded like he just shat out a duck wearing a suit of armour.
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Bart @bartram.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
The Devils, Joe Abercrombie. So much fun.
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Area Man @areamancm.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Serious question. A friend of mine is very poorly and doesn’t have long left to live. Does anyone have the ability to put me in touch with Simon Pegg - yes that one - as I know she’d love to receive a message from him
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Bart @bartram.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Perrygrin falcon innit. (I'm sorry)
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Bart @bartram.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
I mean, I've never marched in my life, but I've seen how it's done (and practiced) up close plenty of times and bloody hell. Might send it to Father for the lols .
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Bart @bartram.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
The second flag is smaller, obviously.
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Bart @bartram.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
I like to think of them absolutely raging as they slowly, slowly, hoist it to the top of the pole. Maybe it catches and gets a bit stuck on the way up, enraging them more and creating the need for a second flag of revenge to be flown, this time against makers of faulty flag poles.
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Bart @bartram.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
I dunno Kevin, couple of minutes of scrolling and the old hate engine is chugging away quite nicely.
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Bart @bartram.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Quite a bit of this about today.
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Come With Me And You'Ll Be In A World Of Pure Imagination. GIF
ALT: Come With Me And You'Ll Be In A World Of Pure Imagination. GIF
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Bart @bartram.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
I'm having Rupi Kaur poetry reading flashbacks, having successfully suppressed the memory for a year or two.
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a man with a beard and a hood on his head
ALT: a man with a beard and a hood on his head
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Bart @bartram.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Ah, that's not so bad for the full whack down your way! That cheesecake looks tremendous.
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Bart @bartram.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Blimey.
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Bart @bartram.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Mrs B made a succulent Chinese meal to alleviate the back to work blues. Her legend will never die.
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Bart @bartram.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Practically turned the flat upside down trying to work out where this weird constant *swish bump swish bump* noise is coming from, but after seeing that Animal Farm clip we've worked out it's just George Orwell turning in his Oxfordshire grave.
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General Boles @generalboles.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Groimes oive wet meeself & oi dant know if its de ket or de feor
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Bart @bartram.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Ah, that's good to hear. I enjoyed the first one, and I like Jon Bernthal.
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Bart @bartram.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
I've heard similar from my rugby playing brother in NZ. So many absolute units.
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