Bart @bartram.bsky.social · 23/01/2026When you remember that the last time you saw your cousin Darren, he called you Stinkor and drank all your Capri-Suns. 020
Bart @bartram.bsky.social · 08/06/2025Mrs B made a succulent Chinese meal to alleviate the back to work blues. Her legend will never die. 030
Bart @bartram.bsky.social · 02/06/2025Gave myself the gift of steak and eggs for breakfast for my birthday. 140
Bart @bartram.bsky.social · 30/05/2025Surprised how full mine ended up being, but mad weeks long wild camping trips fill in Scotland. A lot of the south would have been blank until not that long ago. 020
Bart @bartram.bsky.social · 30/05/2025Back to Lyon to be ready for our morning flight, after a lengthy lunch in the village square. #RSBartram 020
Bart @bartram.bsky.social · 27/05/2025Impressive amount of eldritch horror for an anthropology and natural history museum. 000
Bart @bartram.bsky.social · 27/05/2025Mrs B: It's ok, skeleton turtle ghost isn't real, he can't get you. Skeleton Turtle Ghost: 000
Bart @bartram.bsky.social · 23/05/2025This is true. Bought a kit and did it himself. He kips in there as much as he does in the house. 020
Bart @bartram.bsky.social · 19/05/2025Not dense, very good and very readable. Mrs B also says it's good even if you're not from the NE, and there's some nice early English Christianity business in there for you too! 210
Bart @bartram.bsky.social · 14/05/2025In recent days I’ve eaten my Nepalese neighbours' candle, made a trans woman a sunhat wi' sticklebricks and was over friendly to the immigrant workers making my deliveries. They didn't like my funny pictures of monkeys sexing and for that I am sorry. 080
Bart @bartram.bsky.social · 07/05/2025Absolutely brilliant so far. Pacy, exciting and, true to form, very funny in parts. "You summon *one* demon and that's all anyone talks about." 000
Bart @bartram.bsky.social · 06/05/2025Father's pal back in the Hebrides has prepared a gift for him to put in his house. I do wonder what my French stepmother thinks of it though... 120
Bart @bartram.bsky.social · 30/04/2025Have continued the fasting and kettle bells after a short break for wedding celebrations. Still slowly shedding timber and now see more muscle again. Huzzah! More to go before a big summer holiday in the tropics though! Onwards! 040
Bart @bartram.bsky.social · 26/04/2025Incredible picture this. Nothing but admiration for Zelenskyy. 020
Bart @bartram.bsky.social · 19/04/2025Off out for a post wedding meal with my maternal family and feeling a lot more like younger Orson Welles than gout and sherry adverts Orson Welles, so that's nice. Next physical target, swimming without feeling embarrassed about my kite (belly). 060
Bart @bartram.bsky.social · 17/04/2025Really nice walk around the perimeter of Lindisfarne. Teeming with wildlife. 020
Bart @bartram.bsky.social · 15/04/2025Fellow fantasy/comic book enjoyers might want to seek this out. Superior horror tinged fantasy. Very much on the grimdark end of things but intelligent with it. Fantastic art too. 000
