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Bartek Wołek

@bartosh.bsky.social
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ILlegal aid attorney a quiet poster (skill deficit) sorry in advance for my overuse of simpsons

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Bartek Wołek @bartosh.bsky.social · 12h
y'all wanna see a dead body? scene from "boyz n the hood"
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Bartek Wołek @bartosh.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
poor headline that leaves out key part of ruling
ATLANTA (AP) — An Atlanta family cannot take the federal government to trial for a mistaken FBI raid on their home in 2017, but they can seek to hold the agent who led the SWAT team liable, a federal appeals court ruled Wednesday
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Bartek Wołek @bartosh.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
brother, you have no idea
Product preferences 

Consistently replenishes child-specific snacks
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Bartek Wołek @bartosh.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i don't want him changing any laws
Republican lawmaker cites scripture in opposition to bill outlawing the hitting of disabled children
‘Folly is bound up in the heart of a child, but the rod of discipline drives it far from him’, declared State Senator Shane Jett during a debate of Senate Bill 364
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Bartek Wołek @bartosh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Complex says they got confirmation from one of Eminem's reps www.complex.com/music/a/will...
While some fans were surprised to see the two listed on a track together — and even skeptical about the authenticity of the collaboration — Complex has confirmed through a representative from Eminem's camp that it is an official track that will be on the album.
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Bartek Wołek @bartosh.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Fellow Illinoisians: election day starts today with the early voting opening up in most of the state (apparently, I cast the 3rd ballot in my county this morning) Do your bare minimum civic duty and get it done now
Photo of me wearing an "I voted" sticker. Sticker says "we the people of the United states" with an American flag underneath and " I voted today" underneath the flag.
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Bartek Wołek @bartosh.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
forrest macneil from "review" after eating 10 pancakes, head in his hand looking despondent
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Bartek Wołek @bartosh.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Simpsons. Principal skinner inspecting rubble from a collapsed ramp: by god, the whole thing's made of breadsticks!
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Bartek Wołek @bartosh.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Zoidberg: let's place kalshi bets! On margin! Zoidbee wanna bet on margin
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Bartek Wołek @bartosh.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
what
Sam Phalen
@Sam_Phalen
Per @JesseRogersESPN, outfielder Tommy Pham was only activated by the #WhiteSox today because he saw GM Chris Getz in an elevator last night and made his case.
He's now batting cleanup for Chicago in the biggest game of the year. It's bold, that's for sure.
10:18 AM · Sep 16, 2026 · 6,631 Views
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Bartek Wołek @bartosh.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
woof
wagner 3
james madison 87
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Bartek Wołek @bartosh.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I demand more Australian rules football slang in my NFL broadcast en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glossar...
Ball burster: colloquialism for a massive kick, usually a torpedo punt which travels over 70 metres.[5]Falcon: to be hit by the ball in your face or head.[21]Hard nut: a player considered to be very tough and hard at the ball.Joe the Goose: colloquial, usually disparaging, term for an easy goal scored by a player who has played little part in generating the score. Most commonly, this is an uncontested player in the goal square who is delivered a handball or short pass and simply has to turn and kick the goal from very close range while under no pressure.
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Bartek Wołek @bartosh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
my fav part
By 2030, Oregon will be playing Arsenal in Dublin at 5:30 a.m. Rutgers will have been relocated to Abu Dhabi and
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Bartek Wołek @bartosh.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
homer simpson eating dinner on couch in front of tv
panel 1: [tv]: has your cat been gaining weight and staying out at night only to arrive home reeking of marijuana?

panel 2: [homer]: i told you last night, no!
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Bartek Wołek @bartosh.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Wile E. Coyote holding a sign saying "I'm not done"
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Bartek Wołek @bartosh.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
i think it's nice of fetterman to give each of his staffers their own special "my boss sucks" story to share with friends and the wall street journal
Last September, when an aide told Fetterman that officials with the Children’s Hospital of Philadelphia, known as CHOP, wanted to meet because they were worried about Medicaid cuts, he was dismissive.  

Fetterman
Why do I have to keep having to meet with chop
Aide
Because they are worried about vaccines and Medicaid cuts.
Fetterman
Well I’m not
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I’m convinced they just want free trips to DC
Source: messages reviewed by WSJIn April 2025, veteran Pennsylvania state lawmaker Anthony Hardy Williams brought a busload of constituents to Washington from Eastwick, a poorer, flood-prone neighborhood in Philadelphia, to meet with their representatives in Congress and discuss Trump administration cuts to a grant program that had helped the area. 

Fetterman was the only one who refused to meet with them, Williams said in an interview. At one point, they saw Fetterman walking the halls and yelled, but he didn’t acknowledge them, according to Williams.Also last April, Fetterman agreed to take a meeting with another state lawmaker, Liz Hanbidge, who drove down from Pennsylvania to introduce herself, and to discuss programs that help the homeless and working poor in her county. But when Hanbidge arrived, according to staffers who were present, Fetterman claimed he hadn’t agreed to the meeting. The aides spent more than an hour pleading with him to talk to her; staffers eventually met with Hanbidge in his place. 

Fetterman did take another meeting that day—with Bruce Pearl, the former college basketball coach and Israel advocate. The pair discussed legislation that would affect college sports, and Pearl thanked Fetterman for his stance on Israel, Pearl said in an interview. In Pennsylvania, Fetterman has receded from the public eye, rarely interacting in person with voters during his three-plus years in office. 

When three police officers were killed near Fetterman’s hometown of York last September, he backed out of attending the funeral because it was too long. 

Aide
Update on the event:
No one will be allowed to staff you due to number restrictions. The organizers are requiring everyone to be seated by 11:00 am and the funeral will begin at noon and last at least 3 hours. The dress code is formal.[…]
Fetterman
3 hours??
Aide
Yes it’s a very formal ceremony and the equivalent of 3 separate funerals.
Fetterman
This may be a nonstarter
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Bartek Wołek @bartosh.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
that's a lot of records
Screenshot from linked article 

Categories
| Category | Record Count |
|---|---|
| Drivers License | 153,347,439 records |
| Identification Card | 10,335,678 records |
| Uncategorized | 5,092,107 records |
| Travel Documents | 1,924,144 records |
| International DL/ID | 1,379,886 records |
| Medical Cards | 579,201 records |
| Common Access Card | 429,314 records |
| Residence Card | 91,873 records |
| Employment Authorization | 77,155 records |
The record totals listed by the Nexus identity theft service. The number of drivers license records increased by nearly 400,000 in the span of just 24 hours.
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Bartek Wołek @bartosh.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
A slight downdraft and this could have been a disaster
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Bartek Wołek @bartosh.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Jasper & Horace from 101 dalmations (1961)
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Bartek Wołek @bartosh.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Navy sending more mental health to help the USS Abraham Lincoln crew
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Bartek Wołek @bartosh.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
This is horrific
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Bartek Wołek @bartosh.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Bender from futurama: have you ever tried simply turning off the TV sitting down with your children and listen in on their day with the Parent Whisperer feature on their AI wearable Omi necklace?
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Bartek Wołek @bartosh.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I think you should leave: Then 150 diamonds hit her in the face. The diamonds went in her soup. There was 300 diamonds in her soup.
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Bartek Wołek @bartosh.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Perfect lede from Ricky sports.yahoo.com/articles/ene...
Chicago- former NBA center enes kanter have been latching onto the transphobia grift sweeping through right wing discourse around the WNBA.
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Bartek Wołek @bartosh.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Gomes seeing his club give up 4 goals in 30 minutes
karl havoc from i think you should leave: "i don't even want to be around anymore."
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Bartek Wołek @bartosh.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Simpsons "good lord what is happening in there?" with chalmers pointing at scoreboard showing Brewers dog walking the mariners 22-0
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Bartek Wołek @bartosh.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Itysl. The GOP said it's fine. The troops are not, like, real people, kinda.
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Bartek Wołek @bartosh.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I think you should leave: it's not a problem! The GOP said it's fine. They're not, like, real people, kinda.
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Bartek Wołek @bartosh.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Chicago White Sox lose on Pope Hat Night
reverend lovejoy from the simpsons: it's all over, people! we don't have a prayer!
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Bartek Wołek @bartosh.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Bob's burgers scene with gayle showing off her paintings of animal butts. Painting of a chicken butt has the open ai logo photoshopped onto it
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Bartek Wołek @bartosh.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
was it this guy
dr krieger from archer
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Bartek Wołek @bartosh.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Juliana Stratton won the IL senate primary in March
Screenshot from NYT primary elections coverage


Aug. 4, 2026, 8:34 p.m. ET19 minutes ago
Shane Goldmacher National politics reporter

One reason the Michigan Senate race is being watched so closely by every wing of the Democratic Party is that it’s the first genuine clash at the ballot box this year between progressives and centrists in a Senate primary. By the time of Maine’s primary two months ago, Graham Platner, then the progressive insurgent, had cleared the field and Gov. Janet Mills had dropped out.

In other key races, the competition either has been more ideologically muddled or the primary was not competitive.
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Bartek Wołek @bartosh.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Kegseth has lost his gd mind
The updated July 31 memo expands upon the July 7 order in which the Navy announced that active duty and reserve sailors granted facial hair accommodations will be allowed to receive medical treatment for up to 12 months under new Navy grooming standards. If irritation from shaving is deemed incurable after 12 months, sailors will be evaluated for discharge.
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Bartek Wołek @bartosh.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
zoidberg, holding a moldy sandwich: Ah ha! once again, the conservative sandwich heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investorzoidberg, eating said sandwichzoidberg, sandwichless: oh, im ruined! why? why?
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Bartek Wołek @bartosh.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Martin Scorsese absolute cinemas meme but it says absolute chimneys
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Bartek Wołek @bartosh.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
working as intended
The primary complaint from the community is visibility. Because the concrete barriers sit extremely low to the ground, neighbors argue that aggressively driving or distracted motorists simply cannot see them until it is too late.
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Bartek Wołek @bartosh.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Historical chart of child mortality over past 2300 years showing that about 1 in every 2 (50%) children died before age 15 until 20th century mass vaccination programs plunged that rate. Global rate was 4.3% in 2020
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Bartek Wołek @bartosh.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Screenshot of quote posted video that shows a taxidermied squirrel propped up by a partially crushed can of budweiser. Pausa de hidratación logo plastered underneath the squirrel
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Bartek Wołek @bartosh.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Jon bois tweet "why watch england vs. mexico in the world cup when you can simply snort cocaine and ride a motorcycle out of a helicopter"
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Bartek Wołek @bartosh.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Pausa de hidratación
Danny Devito as Frank Reynolds gurgling beer, foam oozing from his mouth down his chin and neck, onto his exposed chest 

The pausa de hidratación logo overlaid on the bottom of the photo
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Bartek Wołek @bartosh.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Screenshot of news articles saying English soccer fans can watch the match at pubs that will be open from 1-5am local time 


NBC NeWs
England fans can drink till 5 a.m. for Mexico World Cup game after government intervenes 2 days ago
The Telegraph
England's 1am Mexico clash to give pubs million-pint boost
The Independent
Fullist of pubs staying open until 5am for England v Mexico match near you
1 day ago
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Bartek Wołek @bartosh.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
bless you seth rosenthal for that phrase
Bsky feed showing reaction to penalty kick that was skied over crossbar with multiple people posting "ABSOLUTE CHIMNEYS"
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Bartek Wołek @bartosh.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Home Simpson wearing tricorner hat and holding a town crier's bell: 

"Dig him up! Dig up that corpse!"
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Bartek Wołek @bartosh.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Hope Pope Leo is watching tonight
Chicago White Sox trouncing Kansas City royals 20-1 through nearly 7 innings
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Bartek Wołek @bartosh.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
It's always sunny Charlie Kelly thinking he uncovered a vast conspiracy surrounding pepe silvia
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Bartek Wołek @bartosh.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
This is the same Bruce Blakeman who wanted to create American Brownshirts
Screenshot of nyt article: 

Democrats question credentials of armed squad created by Trump ally

Bruce Blakeman, the Republican candidate for governor of New York, formed a band of special deputies. A lawsuit calls the unit's members unqualified and says that some appear to have arrest records.
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Bartek Wołek @bartosh.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
The post that apparently warrants a criminal investigation
Screenshot of Instagram post

Turndapaigeofficial: BREAKING: The ICE agent who shot and killed Renee Good in broad daylight has been identified as Jonathan Ross by the Minnesota Star Tribune. I think today is a great day for Jonathan to be indicted!
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Bartek Wołek @bartosh.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
The vandals:
Screenshot of family guy scene with mayor Adam West stabbing the ocean. Caption: you won't be hurting anyone any more
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Bartek Wołek @bartosh.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
My youngest's first World Cup and he's already on the Cape Verde wagon
Blue shark with soccer ball temp tat
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Bartek Wołek @bartosh.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
day started out with my internet going out because a racoon fell into the underground fiber-optic pit and chewed through the wires and ended with this
screenshot of my laptop showing multiple tabs open at the top:

search results for "pvc pipe re"
repairing snapped pvc drain pi
how to fix pvc pipe for sump p
pvc coupling - google search
pvc hacksaw at lowes.com
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