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Baron Von J

@baronvonj.mas.to.ap.brid.gy
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I play guitar, watch MLR and NHL, enjoy live music, travel, scuba/snorkeling, and snowboarding, and practice sarcasm. He/him 🌉 bridged from ⁂ mas.to/@baronvonj, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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Knut 🏳️‍🌈 🇳🇴🧸 @praetor.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 15h
*yawns* Some software developer I am. Celebrated the release of my new #app, got some beer and some cigars....and....fell asleep. If I ever go big...that shall be our thing - release slumber parties. I mean I've heard #Apple Park turns into a goddamned frat […] [Original post on mstdn.social]
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Baron Von J @baronvonj.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026
Pulling up to the liquor store and I asked my 15 year old boys if they wanted some vodka. "I don't want a Russian drink." 😅 He didn't answer when I replied with "so bourbon, then?"
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Baron Von J @baronvonj.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026
Ghostdusters #ImitationMovies #HashtagGames
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Lazarou Monkey Terror 🚀💙🌈 @lazarou.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026
The truth of Human Intelligence...
io.mwl.io
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/10/2026
Holy shit.
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Baron Von J @baronvonj.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
Recently saw #IronMaiden at the tail end of the USA portion of their tour. Openers were #Anthrax and #Megadeth. The audio mix was pretty awful for Anthrax, unfortunately, decent for Megadeth, and totally on point for Maiden. Not being familiar with Anthrax, it would have been nice to actually […]
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Baron Von J @baronvonj.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
My son just asked "what even are taxis?"
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Baron Von J @baronvonj.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026
Y'all, the lady at the drive through asked what dipping sauce I want for my chicken sandwich. Then at the window she asked if we wanted nuts on it, and that she didn't know they asked her to ask me that. Definitely checking the state of this sandwich before I drive away.
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Baron Von J @baronvonj.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 22/09/2026
This is _top level_ trolling by #PRS. The Defender Silver Sky, inspired by the Land Rover Defender, a vehicle much beloved by John Mayer. guitar.com/news/gear-news/prs-defen… #Guitar #GuitarGear #GearSquad
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PRS Silver Sky x Land Rover Defender: an unlikely collaboration that goes kinda hard
The guitar maker – along with Defender fanatic John Mayer – has teamed up with Jaguar Land Rover for a series of Silver Sky colourways inspired by the classic 4x4.
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django @django.social.coop.ap.brid.gy · 28/06/2026
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"We are deploying responsibly developed Al to liberate humanity from menial labor and usher in an era of unparalleled creativity and abundance.” 
- SAM ALTMAN 

"You ingested the entire written output of human civilization without consent, without compensation, and without credit, to build a system whose primary commercial application is eliminating the jobs of the people whose work you consumed. You are not liberating human creativity - you are strip-mining it and selling it back at a markup while calling the theft training data." 
- NAOMI KLEIN
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Democrats Abroad @democratsabroad.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 19/09/2026
Avast ye maties! Let’s get the MAGA majority to walk the plank on November 3rd. Arrrrrr. #talklikeapirateday
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·J Mopp @jmopp.masto.ai.ap.brid.gy · 17/09/2026
git config --global alias.shove 'push --force'
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fluffy 💜 @fedi.beesbuzz.biz · 18/09/2026
Talk like a pirate day: “please seed, I’m stuck at 68%”
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Baron Von J @baronvonj.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 18/09/2026
Damn office water cooler, calm the fuck down! This is a place business! And we're too cheap to install a second water cooler for people to prefer over you.in your line of sight!
A cropped image of an Accucold brand water cooler. The logo has the leading "ac" crossed out leaving "cucold". Much to my humor, spell check really wanted me to change that to "a cuckold" as I type this alt text! 😅
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Baron Von J @baronvonj.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 18/09/2026
Well fuck you too, highway exit closure! It's not like those Sausage McMuffins can come to me, now, is it‽
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Spocko @spocko.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 18/09/2026
This made me chuckle.
Kristi Noem in on the left over a scale. Of 0 to 10 over the 10 is Kash Patel
Text reads.
On a scale from 0 to 10 how much do you like dogs?
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Baron Von J @baronvonj.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 12/09/2026
Went out to a local record shop picking up some #vinyl for my godson's 18th birthday tomorrow. Stumbled into a #KateWaters concert! Never heard of her but what a great surprise chill afternoon! 😁 She labels herself as soulful Americana. Check her out if that's your jam […]
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Heidi Li Feldman @heidilifeldman.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 12/09/2026
The Irish know what’s what.
Couple in Dublin today, protesting Trump. Man’s sign says “Trump is so  if shit, toilets are jealous.”
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NARDB - The Home of MLRStats @narugbydb.com · 11/09/2026
The USA Eagles lineup to face Japan tomorrow in Higashiosaka, with club colours! 13 of the starting XV played in #MLR2026 and 21 of the 23 are from #MLR! All 6 teams from this year's competition are represented, including 8 from the Champs! #JPNvUSA #PacificNationsCup
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Baron Von J @baronvonj.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 11/09/2026
To most US Americans, today is about the terrorist attacks in 2001. And rest in peace all the innocent souls who lost their lives that day. But to me, today is the anniversary of the day that a talented brain surgeon (and his whole team) saved my son from infantile spasms by removing a tumor […]
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weit_im_westen @weit-im-westen.nrw.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/09/2026
#landscapephotography #scotland #seawednesday #meermittwoch
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/09/2026
*first day at my new marketing job* Me: Toblertwo Toblerone executives: Holy fuck
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Baron Von J @baronvonj.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 05/09/2026
On our way to see #Eihwar, a Nordic electro-folk band, in a pretty small indoor standing room venue. Opening act is #Frayle, a witchy goth metal band. The temp outside is _down_ to 90° F. My little Junior Barons are absolutely determined to wear _sweaters_ to the show. 😐 #LiveMusic #Parenting
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Baron Von J @baronvonj.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 29/08/2026
The Schwinn in the Willows #BicycleMovies #HashtagGames
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Iris Volk @funkvolk.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/08/2025
Tag war gut 😌
Meme, father asks: "Are ya winning, son?"
Son, sitting at the computer, answers: "I'm making 11 people laugh on mastodon"
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NARDB - The Home of MLRStats @narugbydb.com · 27/08/2026
The 2026 #MLR Draft is just a couple of hours away! Six players have been picked first overall in the #MLRDraft. Here's a very simple summary of their pro careers so far! 3 are capped USA Eagles, but only one of them has won Rookie of the Year! #MLRStats #MLR2027
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Street Art Utopia @streetartutopia.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 27/08/2026
This Is Clever (12 Photos, vol. 2): streetartutopia.com/2026/08/27/this…
Gogo Yubari by JPS in Weston-super-Mare, England, with a real chain attached to the wall and aligned with the painted Kill Bill character’s hand.
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Obsidian Urbex Photography @obsidianurbex.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 27/08/2026
⛪ Sacrilege, or urban art gallery? This church is over 180 years old and has stood abandoned for decades. Now, it has become a local graffiti spot. A new congregation, in a way. #Church #Photography #Graffiti #AbandonedPlaces #UrbanExploration #Urbex #Story
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Baron Von J @baronvonj.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 26/08/2026
So .. #ProtonVPN is down, even though says it's the only service that is currently up? @protonprivacy
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NARDB - The Home of MLRStats @narugbydb.com · 26/08/2026
English Championship side #DoncasterKnights announce the signing of 2026 @oldglorydc.bsky.social Young Player of the Year, Aidan King! Drafted 6th overall in 2024, King has earned 24 #MLR appearances between DC & NOLA, starting 18 times and averaging 12.1 tackles per game! #MLRStats #MLR2027
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Baron Von J @baronvonj.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 26/08/2026
Welp, lost my phone with my work MFA keys on it. 😒 Of course, it wasn't a company-owned device, but rather a old personal one. Fun day having to remove it from accounts and recover MFA for them.
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Jeff Forcier @bitprophet.social.coop.ap.brid.gy · 26/08/2026
OH: "Tornadoes, in France? They call that a 'royale with breeze'."
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NARDB - The Home of MLRStats @narugbydb.com · 25/08/2026
13 different nations are represented in the 73 player prospect pool for the 2026 #MLRDraft! The prospect pool has roughly halved in size from 2025, but it's still an international affair. 39 US schools are represented, along with 1 in Canada! #MLRStats #MLR2027
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Baron Von J @baronvonj.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 24/08/2026
This bus smells like Andes chocolate mints. Not that bad all things considered.
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Baron Von J @baronvonj.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 18/08/2026
Meet the Lizurd! With Fender being proper assholes right now, I spent the last few weeks going all over town trying out SGs and Les Pauls. I quickly found I have a strong preference for the the SG neck profile, as well as the way the body sits and aligns with my body […] [Original post on mas.to]
A green Gibson SG guitar in a hard shell case with a plush red interior.
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Trump & Epstein: Biz partners. @mugsysrapsheet.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/08/2026
#Republicans ❤️ to take credit for legislation they voted against. #GOPHypocrisy
Tweet from Steven Havre

Trump is taking a victory lap because
prescription drug prices just fell 3.1%, the
biggest drop since 1963.

Cute.

Medicare's first negotiated drug prices
kicked in this year, cutting prices on 10
major drugs by 38% to 79%. The out of
pocket cap came from the same law.

That law?

Biden's Inflation Reduction Act.
Not. One. Republican. Voted. For. It.
Republicans love Democratic legislation
once there's a ribbon to cut.
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Obsidian Urbex Photography @obsidianurbex.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/08/2026
🚢 The Pearl of the Dane, Congleton in England. This abandoned floating restaurant closed around 25 years ago. The tides of misfortune have now turned, and she is under renovation! Originally a 1970s Danish fishing trawler. In the 1990s it was refitted to […] [Original post on mstdn.social]
An abandoned red and black boat. She sits partially submerged next to a lush, overgrown river. Stairs ascend beside the derelict vessel, framed by dense foliage.Abandoned boat hidden behind treesInterior of an abandoned boat, with decaying wooden floors, exposed beams, and a long row of windows overlooking green foliage.
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Baron Von J @baronvonj.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 13/08/2026
Mousse, M.D. #GooeyFoodTVShows #HashtagGames
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Jenn / CaptainHanyuu 💖✨ @captainhanyuu.art · 12/08/2026
MY DISCO BALL IN THE BEDROOM IS SHOWING ME THE ECLIPSE, HOW COOL IS THAT?!
crescent light reflections
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NARDB - The Home of MLRStats @narugbydb.com · 10/08/2026
Player moves around #MLR: July 20 - August 9! A 3-week summary covers the tail end of #NPC signings as well as the #ChicagoHounds' new partnership with Waikato! In between, a pair of Brits return home, and MLR Draftee Charlie Walsh heads back to his native Hong Kong! #MLRStats #MLR2026 #MLR2027
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Baron Von J @baronvonj.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 09/08/2026
Yep. Definitely prefer the #Gibson burstbucker pickups over the #Epiphone probuckers on the SGs. But at a third the price for Epiphone, a pickup upgrade would still come in well under the cost of the Gibson. But I am going to sell my USA Strat, so it'd be nice to replace it with another USA-made […]
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Baron Von J @baronvonj.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 07/08/2026
Went to my local #GuitarCenter to try out some #Epiphone Les Pauls and SGs. Every fret board felt super dry and the strings all felt nasty. Both fixable things .. but still makes it hard to be excited about any of them. Definitely prefer the thinner SG necks these days. And the position of the […]
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Baron Von J @baronvonj.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 05/08/2026
RE: social.coop/@rgulick/11704365077548… Vote in your primaries, folks. It's the only chance you have to fire a status quo neoliberal and replace them with a progressive.
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Baron Von J @baronvonj.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 05/08/2026
There's no #guitar shop within a one hour radius of me that seems to stock #Guild electrics. I'm planning on selling/trading my Strat and looking at the Polara Deluxe, but would really prefer to get my hands on one.
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NARDB - The Home of MLRStats @narugbydb.com · 03/08/2026
MLR Forward of the Year - Through the Years! 2026 Recipient Mason Flesch is the 7th #MLR player to receive the award and joins an impressive group! Flesch is the first #ChicagoHounds player to win the award, as well as the first Canadian! #MLRStats #MLR2026
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NARDB - The Home of MLRStats @narugbydb.com · 04/08/2026
MLR Back of the Year - Through the Years! Only 5 players have been named #MLR Back of the Year, with Billy Meakes (2021-22) and now Gonzalo Bertranou (2025-26) both going back-to-back! FOUR of these 5 players represented California-based teams! #MLRStats #MLR2026
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Franz Graf @hikingdude.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/07/2026
It's #WaterfallWednesday and this one came to my mind. You might see a nice waterfall. I spent 3h there. Really! In hindsight I didn't know where all the time went but I enjoyed seeing the #waterfall from all kinds of angles and shutter speeds. 3h very well […] [Original post on mastodon.social]
This image captures a serene and enchanting scene of a waterfall nestled in a lush, forested canyon. The waterfall cascades gracefully over moss-covered rocks, its clear water creating a sense of movement and tranquility. The falls are surrounded by rugged rock formations, some of which are covered in vibrant green moss and patches of grass, adding texture and color to the scene.
The water flows down in multiple streams, creating a dynamic and picturesque composition as it splashes into a shallow pool below. The pool is framed by large boulders and rocks, some of which are also covered in moss, blending seamlessly with the natural surroundings.
The background is dominated by tall, evergreen trees and dense foliage, their dark green leaves creating a natural canopy that filters the sunlight. The sunlight filters through the trees, casting dappled light and shadow on the rocks and the water, enhancing the sense of depth and tranquility.
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Mary Holstege @mathling.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 02/08/2026
#SilentSunday #Photography #sfba
A view of the Golden Gate bridge from Angel island. The fog is just starting to burn off, but the tops of the bridge are still lost in the haze. The water is a sparkling aqua, a few whitecaps. There is a lone sailboat forging ahead, sails full-bellied. We get just a bit of vegetation in the foreground. Just another spectacular day on the Bay.
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Obsidian Urbex Photography @obsidianurbex.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 02/08/2026
🌄 Sunset at an abandoned chateau, the colours of the sky were spectacular! Somewhere in France. #Chateau #Sunset #France #Abandoned #Photography #Travel
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