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Baron Von J

@baronvonj.mas.to.ap.brid.gy
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I play guitar, watch MLR and NHL, enjoy live music, travel, scuba/snorkeling, and snowboarding, and practice sarcasm. He/him 🌉 bridged from ⁂ mas.to/@baronvonj, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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Baron Von J @baronvonj.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 18/09/2026
Damn office water cooler, calm the fuck down! This is a place business! And we're too cheap to install a second water cooler for people to prefer over you.in your line of sight!
A cropped image of an Accucold brand water cooler. The logo has the leading "ac" crossed out leaving "cucold". Much to my humor, spell check really wanted me to change that to "a cuckold" as I type this alt text! 😅
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Baron Von J @baronvonj.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 18/08/2026
Meet the Lizurd! With Fender being proper assholes right now, I spent the last few weeks going all over town trying out SGs and Les Pauls. I quickly found I have a strong preference for the the SG neck profile, as well as the way the body sits and aligns with my body […] [Original post on mas.to]
A green Gibson SG guitar in a hard shell case with a plush red interior.
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Baron Von J @baronvonj.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 30/07/2026
Baroness sent me this one.
A painting of a man in Renaissance (?) era clothing. His body is faced towards the side while his gaze is directed forward at the viewer. There is a caption reading "Where does a mansplainer get his water? From a well, actually." His facial expression exudes "well actually" energy.
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Baron Von J @baronvonj.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 05/07/2026
There's a guitar-playing busker here in the airport terminal doing classical guitar renditions of Metallica, Extreme, Chris Isaak, The Beatles, The Eagles, and more. His name is Cesar Chavez, check him out.
An adult male playing a classical guitar. Beside him is a big banner with a promotional headshot image and listing his social accounts on Instagram, Facebook, YouTube, and TikTok. All variations of "Cesar Chavez musico"
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Baron Von J @baronvonj.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 05/07/2026
My last Costa Rica beer in #CostaRica #CervezaImperial #PuraVida
A cold pint glass full of Imperial Silver Costa Rican beer
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Baron Von J @baronvonj.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 04/07/2026
I tried the rum on ice by itself, but this gringo is going to mix it with the cola. #CostaRica
Ron Centenario 5 años con hielo, y una botella de Coca-Cola.
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Baron Von J @baronvonj.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 03/07/2026
Ending our stay at the resort the way we started, lazing in the hammock. #CostaRica #PuraVida
A man and woman lying together in a hammock in front of a window overlooking a resort pool and the beach of a tropical bay.A man and woman lying together in a hammock in front of a window overlooking a resort pool and the beach of a tropical bay.
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Baron Von J @baronvonj.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 29/06/2026
_Do_ go chasing waterfalls! #CostaRica #PuraVida
A long exposure of a narrow spot in a creek forming a small waterfall. There's moss on the rocks on either side, as well as some short leafy plants.
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Baron Von J @baronvonj.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 30/05/2026
Just chilling on the shores of Town Lakes in Austin, waiting for sunset to head over to Congress Ave bridge to show the Junior Barons the bats. #Austin #ATX #CongressAveBats
me, a white adult male with a shaved head and a big bushy brown beard with some streaks of grey. I'm wearing a green t-shirt, a black baseball cap that's too small, and sunglasses. Behind me is Town Lake in Austin (not Ladybird Lake, she didn't want that).
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Baron Von J @baronvonj.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 19/04/2026
Baroness and I got to see #CastleRat, and they put on a great show. Just as campy, in a good way, as a classic 80s sword and sorcery fantasy movie. Co-headlining the show were #AmonAmarth and #Dethklok. Never really cared about Amin Amarth. Good for what they do, but […] [Original post on mas.to]
Dethklok performing on stage to a full crowd with a large screen showing an animation of the lead singer band of the same name  from the Cartoon Network show Metalocalypsethe band Castle Rat on stage performing the fight scene between the singer and the plague rat during the climatic song of their set. the guitar player is playing on the side of the stage as they fight.a closeup of the singer from Castle Rat. she's wearing a headband in a big 80s style teased hairdo, a metal dragon scaled bikini top, a purple fabric like a long loin cloth. I don't know what the garment is called. but it drapes down from waist to ankles in front of her crotch and another length draping just above the knees in the back. She has knee-high boots on. She's singing and playing a white Gibson SG guitar.Me, a white bald man with a long beard and glasses, and my wife, an white Latina with long wavy brown hair and a beautiful smile, standing in front of a stage and crowd. The band Castle Rat is performing.
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Baron Von J @baronvonj.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 18/04/2026
Don't tell the kid, but #LacunaCoil is killing it. At least his game's color scheme matches the stage lighting! 😅 #LiveMusic
the Italian metal band Lacuna Coil is playing to an enthusiastic crowd. the stage lighting is mostly green. in the bottom right foreground corner a young boy is on his tablet playing Geometry Dash. The level features a green background.
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Baron Von J @baronvonj.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 18/04/2026
Two metal bands in a row with no bass player! #AXTY #EscapeTheFate
A white bald man with a long beard sits at a table in the foreground while a three-piece band plays to the crowd in the backgrounda white bald man with a long beard and his beautiful wife sit at a table with drinks while a four piece band plays to a crowd in the background.
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Baron Von J @baronvonj.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 17/04/2026
[Food] No idea what I'm doing, but it's getting done! Firm tofu stir fried with green peppers, red onion, and peanuts in Houston sauce.
A wok on a stove top cooking the ingredients mentioned in the post.
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Baron Von J @baronvonj.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 31/03/2026
I see you, even when I don't know it. ❤️ #TransgenderDayOfVisibility
A graphic reading "International Transgender Day of Visibility" with balloons and hearts all around the words, all in the colors of the transgender flag. Across the bottom is a wavy transgender pride flag.
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Baron Von J @baronvonj.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 14/03/2026
These ship dock cranes resemble an assortment of massive deck chairs, or mechanical giraffes, or Dinotrucks. #photography #UrbanPhotography
In the foreground is a raised street over water. In the background the sunset casts an orange-yellow hue to backdrop the landscape. On the horizon there is a dock, with 9 or 10 massive ship cranes in various raised and lowered configurations.
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Baron Von J @baronvonj.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 07/03/2026
I got my hotspot, my tablet, a long drive with the Baroness at the wheel, and 4 hours of #6nations #rugby to catch up on.
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Baron Von J @baronvonj.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 14/02/2026
Really productive week at the #gym. Started using the new #Workouts app from #JeffNippard. I like the capability to plot out progressive overload in exercise sets over the course of the training program. It could really use a web site, though, instead of being app-only. #Lifting
A flat 2D image of the front of an adult male humanoid, segmented into muscle groups colored in gradients of white (meaning lower set volume) to blue (meaning higher volume). The most worked groups being chest, biceps, and quadriceps.A flat 2D image of the back of an adult male humanoid, segmented into muscle groups colored in gradients of white (meaning lower set volume) to blue (meaning higher volume). The most worked groups being triceps, last, and glutes.
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Baron Von J @baronvonj.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 09/02/2026
So uh ... this carrot needs to calm the fuck down.
A carrot suggestively shaped like two differently sized penises attached at the base to a set of testicles
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Baron Von J @baronvonj.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 25/01/2026
Just went to a burlesque show, and as the MV Is closing out the evening, the band played a jazzy version of the theme song from Tetris, complete with a saxophone solo! 😅
A troupe of women in gowns and robes on stage ready to take a bow.
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Baron Von J @baronvonj.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 24/01/2026
@plwt nope. For extra context, the YouTube screenshot was of the YouTube app itself, not the mobile site in Firefox. It's only really noticeable in Firefox on the home page, as web sites are all rendering normally.
A screenshot of the home page in the Firefox app on Android. The background of the app is white, and text such as the tab name(s) is also in a very light color, basically invisible on the white background.
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Baron Von J @baronvonj.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 24/01/2026
So #YouTube and #Firefox on my #Android phone have started displaying text and controls in a very light font on a white background that is hard to read. In YouTube this includes all the controls like thumbs up/down, opening comments, etc.. No idea what transpired to […] [Original post on mas.to]
A screenshot from the YouTube app for Android with very light grey Tex on a white background. Hard to read.
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Baron Von J @baronvonj.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 15/01/2026
The program calls it a full body workout, but I can see a lot of anatomy that isn't lit up in the summary.
an image of primarily text, labeled "Block 1, Full Body 2". It lists the following exercises:
- treadmill
- shoulder press (dumbbell)
- Romanian deadlift (barbell)
- seated row (machine)
- preacher curl (barbell)
- overhead triceps extension (cable)
- farmers walk
- and 2 more exercises

There is an illustration of an adult male, without skin, much more muscular than I am, with the worked muscle groups highlighted in shades of blue (darker means more work). The hamstrings, biceps, triceps, shoulders, and back are dark blue with the glutes and lower back light blue.

the image shows the "Hevy" app logo and username baronvonj.
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Baron Von J @baronvonj.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 28/12/2025
Went to the store but they're fresh out of fucks.
A white bearded man with shaved head wearing glasses and a green long-sleeved shirt gestures uncaringly towards empty shipments behing him.
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Baron Von J @baronvonj.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 25/12/2025
It's not New Year's Eve until Avril sings Bite Me On The Dick.
A photo of Avril Lavigne wearing a black fancy dress and a tiara and singing into a microphone. The image headline reads:

Avril Lavigne singing But Me on The Dick
Clark Rockin New Years Eve 2022 Show
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Baron Von J @baronvonj.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 25/12/2025
Alright, here's my #feditree! Happy holidays y'all! @benroyce @ad_infinitum @Theblueone @josh0 @Mrfunkedude @VeroniqueB99 @brit @alipunk @lacroixboi
A simple drawing of a fir tree, crowned with the pentagon symbolizing the Fediverse.There are some christmas bulbs hanging in the tree, which have the avatars of the following accounts inside:

@baronvonj@mas.to
@benroyce@mastodon.social
@ad_infinitum@mastodon.social
@Theblueone@mastodon.social
@josh0@babka.social
@Mrfunkedude@mastodon.social
@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social
@brit@ohai.social
@alipunk@thecanadian.social
@lacroixboi@beige.party

The accounts appear in the tree in the same order, from top to bottom and from left to right. The order symbolizes the number of interactions, from most to least.

The Fediverse logo was created by @eudaimon@fe.disroot.org and the tree design was obtained from https://freesvgdesigns.com
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Baron Von J @baronvonj.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 25/12/2025
He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've been bad, or good. So be good, for goodness sake. #CreepyChristmasSanta #CreepySanta #Christmas
in the dark of night, one house has a brightly lit window. Inside, stands a creepy Santa, looking out at you maniacally, judging you. Thank the Allfather I'm not drunk.
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Baron Von J @baronvonj.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 25/12/2025
My aunt made these every year but since my generation is grown and we've splintered off into celebrating with just our respective immediate families I hadn't had them in some years. So I started making them myself a couple of years ago. This year my nephew asked if I […] [Original post on mas.to]
A tray full of haystack cookies. Chow mein crispy noodles and dry roasted peanuts clustered in chocolate.
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Baron Von J @baronvonj.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 19/12/2025
Plugged my #MustangMicroPlus into my #Linux PC running #FenderStudio with #JACK audio connection kit. When I click to select input for a track, I'm presented with a list shown in the attached photo. Many of the latter devices just cause a feedback loop. How do I find […] [Original post on mas.to]
An application screenshot showing rows of text like "capture_FL - capture_FL (Mono)" with combinations and variations of FL, FL2, FL3, FR2, R, R2, R3 and None.
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Baron Von J @baronvonj.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 16/12/2025
Making my annual straw #YuleBock, Yuli. Not really sure when I'm _supposed_ to make it but I feel like it's late this year. Also not sure if I should burn it on the #solsrice or on #NewYearsEve. Banana for scale. Goat not to correct anatomical scale. #Yule #Pagan
A work area laid out on a table, consisting of a cookie sheet, scissors, ball of twine, a spool of red ribbon, and some twine. There is a straw effigy of a goat with red ribbon sectioning off the body, limbs, neck, and head with twine holding the shape while it dries. There is also a banana, for scale. The goat is not to proper anatomical scale.
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Baron Von J @baronvonj.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 03/08/2023
Moved servers so as is tradition it's time to do a new #introduction I'm a #Texan who grew up an expat in the UK and Canada. I enjoy #LiveMusic and #travel, acting like I can play #guitar, #scifi and dry British comedy, engrossing single-player video games with a […] [Original post on mas.to]
A man playing ice hockey, mid-stride with stick held off the ice at waist level. Wearing a white jersey, helmet, and socks, with black skates, gloves, and pants.A collection of guitar pedals on a pedal board.
- Radial Bigshot ABY
- TC Polytune 3
- EHX Pitchfork
- DOD Carcosa
- Analog.man Prince of Tone
- EHX Soul Food
- MXR Micro Flanger
- MXR Phase 95
- Danelectro Cool Cat Chorus
- MXR Stereo Tremolo
- Strymon El Capistan
- Boss RC-5 with Saturnworks dual footswitchA collection of guitars on a stand:
- PRS SE Custom 24-08
- Fender Deluxe Strat Plus
- Samick KJ-560
- Epiphone Inspired by Gibson ES-335 Figured
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