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Martin Barker 1863

@barkus24.bsky.social
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I don’t care about your cat. I don’t care that you’re in hospital. On a lilo, in a sea of alright.

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Martin Barker 1863 @barkus24.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Suella, you’re as English as I am you daft twat
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Martin Barker 1863 @barkus24.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If courage & effort alone won grand finals, Newcastle would be lifting that cup now #nrl #knightsroosters
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Stevie Bennett @steviebennett.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Have you sent #CaptainThugwash an #RNLI Christmas card yet? — at Hmp Winchester.
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Dave 'Him Over There' Proudlove 🏴‍☠️ @daveproudlove.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Great article from @joshbland13.bsky.social on the impact of Manchester City's guilty verdict on the club's supporters A must read theconversation.com/manchester-c...
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Manchester City supporters have been gaslit. What happens now?
The evidence now requires Manchester City supporters to make the distinction their owners have spent years blurring.
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Wardy™ @tdward.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Me and my friends would've killed the drunken Evri robot with hammers, I can tell you that much.
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Martin Barker 1863 @barkus24.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Merry Fucking Christmas !
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Stevie Bennett @steviebennett.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Martin Barker 1863 @barkus24.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I remember after the 2011 cup final talking to a few Man City fans at the services heading home & there was hardly a gloat to be heard so I feel for them enduring this shitshow.
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The USA Singers @theusasingers.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Mf’er is like Batman.
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Martin Barker 1863 @barkus24.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Those trickster diesel thieves fooling everyone with their Fuel2You logo when their business model was FuelFromYou(r tractor)
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Martin Barker 1863 @barkus24.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When booking train tickets from London to Stoke does anyone know what to select in the ‘Choose a Retailer’ drop down box ?
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Martin Barker 1863 @barkus24.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Rugby Union is not a serious sport
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Martin Barker 1863 @barkus24.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The face of a man who fashed too close to the sun (& filmed himself doing it)
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Mr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Danny Tommo now wishes to be known as Danny Fafo.
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Dave R @rattus-ashbun.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Martin Barker 1863 @barkus24.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hard and fast rule, if this arsehole is spruiking it, I don’t want it
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Nigel Howle @howler123.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
According to the Daily Mirror, Stoke City tried to buy Alan Ball for £110,000 just after England won the World Cup. That would be around £2,659,965 in 2026. What a remarkable signing it would have been. We got the bad manager version many years later.
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Martin Barker 1863 @barkus24.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Apparently my blood pressure has for the first time strayed slightly out of the healthy zone & I was given the ‘just make a few changes’ talk from my Dr
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Salt Bae's Iconic Raining Salt Move
ALT: Salt Bae's Iconic Raining Salt Move
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Martin Barker 1863 @barkus24.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If you’re holidaying on the Italian riviera & wondering why there’s an Aperol Spritz shortage, my daughter & her pals just met up there
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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Remember the iron rule of reporting on the Middle East: Nothing justified Oct 7th. Oct 7th justified everything.
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
14 years ago Today, the Space Shuttle Endeavour had its last flight. Here's a photo captured over Los Angeles, few minutes its landing at LAX [📷 Stephen Confer] Original post
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Martin Barker 1863 @barkus24.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
No one in history will run out of friends faster than Hegseth when this administration is over
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Martin Barker 1863 @barkus24.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Drop a THREAT
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Martin Barker 1863 @barkus24.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Drop a THREAT
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Withnail and friend having lunch
ALT: Withnail and friend having lunch
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Martin Barker 1863 @barkus24.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I’d imagine the tactics for Stokes next game will be Gallagher and McGlynn shooting from 45/40/35/30 yards until they score
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Wardy™ @tdward.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Sorry, can't talk, I'm watching Jack McGlynn and Sam Gallagher's goals on a loop.
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CiCi @cici6923.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
10:54 AM and Saturday has already peaked.
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Martin Barker 1863 @barkus24.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Whenever you think America can’t possibly get any weirder, they rise to the challenge
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Prof Bill McGuire @profbillmcguire.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Exxon is now expecting a 2.5 - 3C rise by 2050 But says f*ck you - we are just going to keep right on sucking up as much gas and oil as we can Because even though we know what's coming, we really don't give a sh*t www.reuters.com/business/ene...
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Exxon raises 2050 global emissions forecast, sees slower coal decline
The world is at risk of falling behind in efforts to reduce carbon emissions by 2050, ExxonMobil said in its annual energy outlook published on Thursday, as ​the burning of coal could decline at a slo...
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Buz @buzboy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What’s an example of perfect casting
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Martin Barker 1863 @barkus24.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Moral of the story: If you’re looking to a pop star to show some moral fortitude, don’t expect it from the guy who played a private show at a billionaire’s wedding
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Martin Barker 1863 @barkus24.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I aspire to still being capable of flicking the V’s when I’m a vegetable myself
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Martin Barker 1863 @barkus24.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
A crowd hearing Free Palestine can surely not be as offensive as Sheeran’s lyrics? We’re going out on our first date You and me are thrifty, so go all you can eat Fill up your bag and I fill up a plate (mm) We talk for hours and hours about the sweet and the sour
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Eddie Burfi @eddieburfi.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Just look at the glee on Nigel Farage’s face as he watches a Piddington resident cry about the overt racism she, her Caribbean heritage husband, and their two children have felt in the village during the referendum. Time and again he’s showing us exactly who he is.
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Martin Barker 1863 @barkus24.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What's an example of perfect casting
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Still can't believe Ed Sheeran tried to pull the "there's kids at my show" to the dude who's message was "stop killing kids"
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
THE KINKS - one of the greatest British bands of all time.
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Martin Barker 1863 @barkus24.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Radiohead are touring Australia in ‘27, pre-registration was required, then a ticket ballot, you then use a code to buy a ticket, general Admission $199 for some enourmo-dome. Fuck. Right. Off.
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Martin Barker 1863 @barkus24.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Says the guy who could be outsmarted by a robot vacuum cleaner
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Helen Day @lbflyawayhome.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
‘The Pottery Makers’ 1969 The potteries laboratory, Stoke-on-Trent. Artist: John Berry
Two women wearing white lab coats test and evaluate the properties of the ceramics produced 
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Martin Barker 1863 @barkus24.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
TIL it’s not uncommon for endurance athletes to lose control of their bowels during competition, which seems like natures way of telling you to get a new hobby
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Dave Ross @daveamitri.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Shared elsewhere on The Monkees socials. Here's Davy Jones in full music hall mode from Head with some of the most incredible film editing you will ever see. youtu.be/QDi7MAbDyr0?...
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HEAD Daddy's Song
YouTube video by john smith
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Martin Barker 1863 @barkus24.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The hubris of these guys calling themselves ‘Pro Ref’ 😂
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Martin Barker 1863 @barkus24.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Dark times at Coventry but if they stick together and back Lampard I’m sure they can turn it around and score a goal this season 👍💪
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Martin Barker 1863 @barkus24.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Things I was frightened of as a child. - Daleks / Triffids - nuclear war - The Omen/Poltergeist movies - The Spikey Man sculpture in Hanley (see below)
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Martin Barker 1863 @barkus24.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Stokes midfielders have posed bugger all goal threat for several seasons but we’re now rattling them in from those positions every week 😁
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Martin Barker 1863 @barkus24.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I would never presume to tell anyone who to vote for but definitely do not vote for the crypto billionaire astro-turf party
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Martin Barker 1863 @barkus24.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Yesterday I found a 3 metre long snake skin in my attic whilst installing insulation 😳. Haven’t mentioned it to my wife as I like living in this neighbourhood.
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Martin Barker 1863 @barkus24.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Our erstwhile winger has had an eventful drive to training (message from my brother😂)
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